Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

@wcp.bsky.social fyi these things ain't open yet, still, despite what the CFO said would happen

"provocative ideas about race" - you can (and should) just say "racist", it's clearer and more concise

I love that we as a city defund the critical infrastructure of public toilets to give a grift guy a nepo job. Might wanna probe this one further, @wcp.bsky.social, the timing is wild.

eagerly awaiting the implications for DC's next mayoral race

Thrilled to hear that the Deckover will begin despite this absurd misdirection from DCCA, who begs for intervention to throw away federal money.

Pictured: Big Fence execs

I cannot believe this shit, what the hell is going on

I cannot stress this enough: for DC’s restaurant scene to thrive, employers must be able to pay their workers less. It’s basic economics, folks.

Kugel is happy that we (ok royal we, she ain't coming in a cat pack in this heat) will have access to the Dupont Circle park this weekend.

@ DC journalists and activists: Department of the Interior, at the request of MPD, has decided to shut down Dupont Circle from Thursday to Monday.

I am deeply grateful that I wake up every morning to this it has been more than fifteen days without a biting incident

snow

Merry DChristmas

crazy that the government is banning tiktok before they ban the war thunder forums

It is the east, and Kugel is the sun.

Balenciaga sweater on TheRealReal giving Hitler's Dog on Always Sunny

something's uneven with my bed linens and I can't put my finger on it

you actually can fill the void at the core of your being with worldly possessions if you're really, really good at buying stuff

@washingtonian.bsky.social I almost regret that this may add to the line, but the picture you have for Astoria (the stellar Dupont Circle bar) is of the Waldorf Astoria hotel. The two are not related.

no "this would fix me" needed, this is a strong part of a preventive maintenance practice

another day with the creature

do we think she's a fan of modernist furniture

waking up with a cat sleeping sprawled out on my chest is unbeatable

this is one of the hardest times I have ever had getting out of bed

wizards basketball is wild, see alt text

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legendary thrift pull today

meet me at legume world

so happy to have her back

Local organizing and volunteer work is one way to stave off dread and bring about change when our electoral systems can’t. We rounded up some local efforts where you can direct your time and resources.

A last-minute decision to use a lottery to dole out money from D.C.'s decades-old assistance program for first-time homebuyers has prompted confusion and anger; one realtor called the whole thing a "hot mess." Me on HPAP's travails for @51st.news: 51st.news/dc-hpap-lott...

is this thing on (we're here! but as always most reliable by email — subscribe at 730dc.com)

Woke up today with good brain turned fully on again. We could have it as good as Pride and High Heel Race time all the time: the main drag on 17th street should be largely pedestrianized. Widen the sidewalks, make the streets for people, activate the space.

I want you all to know what I stand for: Astoria is such a good place, it's absurd. Everyone deserves a bar restaurant as good as Astoria in their neighborhood. Can't go nightly (I would die), or even weekly (I would be broke), but it's not a little treat, it's a soul cleanse.

last day with Tina (she's not dying, she's going back to her mom's)

another day, another cat (it's Tina, she's radiant)

another day, another cat pic

only good omens to everyone today

Scariest part of Heretic is when a man begins explaining Radiohead facts

alright

it's monday and the world remains an inhospitable and confusing place in which to exist

somebody's gonna have to give these cats meat gloop and that somebody is me

if mr. suiting dunk guy is here there must be activity

I don’t even know why I stopped using this in the first place? Good GOD it’s nice to be in a digital space with other real human beings. Can someone give a Cliff Notes of what went down here over the last year? Tea, dev notes, big memes, whatever is best please

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