Hey @notmurielbowser.bsky.social look what I did

Running through the tape means collaborating with ICE until next January.

Remember to tip well, folks! Restaurant workers earn a subminimum wage and are vulnerable to wage theft because of legislation I championed :)

Truth be told, I’ve kind of checked out now that we got the stadium

The Mayor’s office of the Landlord Advocate (MOOLA) never closes! Stop by anytime.

Merry Christmas to all developers, businesses owners, and everyone else who understands that the true measure of a city’s worth is its economic output 🎄

I’m glad for New York, but this would never work in DC, which is why I continue to violate DC law by refusing to release the congestion pricing study my administration conducted over 6 years ago

I have said numerous times that there is no official MPD policy on cooperation with Federal immigration raids, and that’s the truth. It’s more of a wink-and-nod thing

In 2026 let’s Run Through the Tape for a Fresh Start that gives a Fair Shot to All 8 Wards of the Sports Capital. and cut taxes on millionaires –MMB

Mayor Muriel Bowser Presents: The Decline and Hollowing Out of a Once Proud City

wait lol did you think I’d name an interim police chief who *wasn’t* enthusiastic about cooperating with ICE?

Kenyan was a stalwart ally of mine on the Council. His commitment to tax abatements and public funding for big developers, making it easier to evict tenants, and overturning ballot initiatives backed by clear majorities of his constituents will be missed!

Wishing all Washingtonians a very Happy Hanukkah tonight. Hanukkah commemorates the rededication of the Holy Temple in Jerusalem; as a celebration of one of the first ribbon cuttings in recorded history, it has always held particular significance for me.

An Advent calendar, but behind each door is a different tax incentive for a business

Tacitly endorsing Kenyan at the Economic Club of DC’s holiday party hosted by the CEO of the Carlyle Group is very on brand for me

But wait, there’s more: –paved over Black Lives Matter Plaza. –cut early childhood educator pay. –cut emergency rental assistance. –let Federal low income housing funds lapse. –bulldozed homeless encampments & brought back congregate shelters. Can’t wait to “run through the tape” in ‘26!

2025 wrapped: –made it easier to evict tenants & lock up kids. –enriched developers & sports team owners. –took healthcare away from the underinsured to fund business tax breaks. –collaborated w/Federal law enforcement to obliterate DC’s status as a sanctuary city. Promises made, promises kept!

Wishing a happy Thanksgiving to the developers and businesses that make DC’s economy great.

What I love about the American center-left is the more you shit on them, the more they fawn over you.

It’s been real, but the Commanders’ offer to be VP of Sinecures was too good to pass up

Aside from not giving a fuck about poor people, this was a big reason why I didn’t publicize that we’d be taking ERAP applications again.

Please note that our Landlord Assistance Portal never closes. Call DHCD and become a LAPdog today!

Look, I know something about elevating sex pests to positions of authority, and what’s being alleged here is rather tame

Ugh, staff is telling me that I need to say something about the ERAP portal being open for applications tomorrow, so here it is.

We’re in a tough budget environment and we all need to make sacrifices, which is why I will continue to post what amount to taxpayer-funded campaign ads but I’ll make the editing a little shittier.

Can’t say I approve of the emails, but Larry Summers always gave me solid economic development advice

Of course, I couldn’t do this without the vigorous (lol, lmao) oversight from my partners on @councilofdc.bsky.social. Maybe the next strongly worded letter from @chmnmendelson.bsky.social will get things moving in the right direction!

This is why the best way to make policy is to not look at the data. That way we can blame DC’s affordable housing crisis on shiftless tenants who don’t pay rent—and gut tenant rights accordingly—when the problem is actually that the hacks I elevated can’t spend what is essentially free money.

Will Lewis will print whatever you want if you send him a text asking him how he & Bezos feel about having to write “Mayor-elect Lewis George” next year

This is the most underappreciated poster on DC BlueSky

Hell yeah the ribbons at my ribbon cuttings say “RIBBON CUTTING” on them

Sports betting is all over the news lately. Reminds me of the time my administration “negotiated” a $215 million no-bid contract to operate a sports gambling app that generated 1/20 of promised revenues and didn’t work for an entire Super Bowl.

A Safe DC is a Prosperous DC

Please note, collaboration with our Federal law enforcement partners will operate as normal.

Let’s be clear: My receptiveness to having the President’s masked goons and MPD terrorize my constituents and the DOJ investigating me for bribery have absolutely nothing to do with one another, and it is a scurrilous lie to say otherwise.

Janeese will take away our low-number tags, this is a 5 alarm fire folks

I was standing up to Trump before it was cool.

I don’t see anything tonight to show that people aren’t still looking for a pragmatic, pro-growth Democrat to stay the course in uncertain times.

I don’t see eye-to-eye with President Trump all the time, but one thing we are in lockstep on is the knowledge that if you, in word and deed, tell the people with the most power to stop you to fuck off into the sun, they will dutifully comply.

Maryland and Virginia drivers, you spoke and we listened—the DC streetcar is being taken out of service ahead of schedule! 🎉

My approach to policymaking is straightforward: Are you a working class person in need of some help? Well you can get fucked. Do you own a business? Here are a range of options to bolster your bottom line, let us know what what works best for you.

unquestionably the 2nd best thing about running DC is that the worse things get for ordinary people, the more we bend over backwards to favor the wealthy and connected (the best thing will be the obscenely lavish sinecure I get when this is over)

The Council debate on exempting 2-4 unit buildings from TOPA is going exactly how I like it: with minimal data & public involvement and an outcome that favors corporate landlords

There’s only 1 king I acknowledge—the local business community!

If you’re a landlord having trouble evicting a tenant, please reach out—the DC Government is here for you!

Good news stories are so hard to find these days

I KNOW they did not cut a ribbon in the District of Columbia without me

With 700,000 potential customers, DC is a great place to locate your business!

Love to see a great DC business in the news! www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/u...

ngl the thought of jamming that golden shovel into the earth at RFK is downright erotic