Will any of the reporters who credulously peddled the "rogue staffer" story issue retractions or burn their anonymous sources? Don't print lies in the newspaper

Beefing with a five year-old should be an impeachable offense for the stain to the national honor alone. It's frankly pathetic.

too many people pretending this guy wrote it with the force of his piss stream. he clearly wrote it with his finger and then filled in the finger lakes after I know everyone on this site is a geriatric millennial, but I promise you, even 20-something olympians don't have that level of pee control

re: opalite video, particularly the casting. taylor swift is really good at what she does

california state school alumni are the most Normal people that society has ever produced, so this episode is perfect

when AOC announces her 2028 bid and people start pointing to polling as evidence she can't win, it will be important to unfurl the flag of Fuck Numbers

for better or worse, people will forget about that video by the end of the year, if not end of the month. but when trump finally kicks the bucket, there were be orgasmic celebrations across the US & around the world. he will be remembered as the most despised US president since WWII for generations

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

madam president madam president madam president madam president

dems are going to become the family values party, but family values will just mean "having people in your life who love you"

From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X) "Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."

been thinking about nuclear weapons too much and I've come to the conclusion that God is regularly intervening to keep us all alive, or He hates us and we've just gotten lucky up to this point

"probably cost Drake Maye an MVP" everything is ragebait content. reading is dead. nothing is real.

does the human body even need ACLs

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The PRESIDENT. Of these United States. Has a personal vendetta. Against a FIVE YEAR OLD. In a BUNNY hat.

if you told me 2 weeks ago that Candiace would implode this quickly and spectacularly, yeah I would probably believe you #TheTraitorsUS

what the fuck man

so only one person knows ball

Microsoft Teams keep making me do captchas because I'm a MEETING MACHINE

when you look at the faces on the mens ski jumping podium, crying tears of joy, thanking their family, coaches, and God; know that some of them had acid injected into their penis

we still doing problematic crushes or

Operation Book Club has been so successful that it has sprouted multiple buddy-read offshoots. Gene Wolfe has made his first appearance

who up thinking about our nuclear weapon Launch On Warning policy

feel like we're going to need to deal with the growing anarchist problem on the "left" at some point

this would all be a rip-roaring good time if it were a Tom Clancy novel

“we’re going to Get Tough on illegal immigration” [10x the number of asylum judges, massively cut citizenship time requirements, abolish ICE and CBP, etc]

how many papers have to pander to the right and then fail before they realize that conservative intellectuals don't actually exist. there's like 100 of these guys that are all in the same group chats, but those 100 guys are not representative of anything. in fact, they belong in a zoo

it's straightforwardly insane that the phrase "sin of empathy" is just in our lexicon now. can't be good

snuck into the local waterpark at night and immediately fell into an open trench like I was Wile E Coyote. somehow no broken bones

am I supposed to be hootin' and hollerin' for a record trade exception. is that what shams wants from us

I should be watching da big monster show

“Let us be clear: we want the power of the state. We wish to hold the criminals of the regime accountable. We wish to seize back the public funds looted by Trump and his cronies. We wish to undo the damage he has done to the government. More than any of that we wish to rebuild.”

inviting the girls over on Galentine's Day to watch 7'6" Tacko Fall dunk on the Mormon Bachelorette

Lindsey Vonn tore her ACL last week and is still going to compete in the Olympics. DAWG

Putting on my suit and tie and going on America Erwache to describe a 234 year old basic requirement of the constitution for lawful searches and seizures as a “nonstarter.”

presidency explicitly soliciting bribes receives record number of bribes

the most internet engagement I have ever received is now a youtube comment about the president pooping in his pants

Th future is basically: 1. Some sort of wide-ranging tribunal to credibly sort through the crime spree 2. We see a sort of Nixon style forgive-and-forget policy 3. We never get the chance to pursue the first two options

I have never been more serious than I am being right now: Joe Biden needs to put out a statement that he never got caught shitting himself on camera

who up thinking about that time president trump shit his pants

In The Line Of Fire (1993)

I think it should be front page news that the president shit himself on camera idc

hahahaha welcome to the big tent Ammon Bundy