Look at GPT casually cracking dorky jokes 👀 Pull the plug before it's too late.

The Spotify DJ can't pronounce many artist's names right but then goes and correctly pronounces Björk (rhyming with jerk) like a fucking psycho

ACAB: Alabama Cops Assault Boners

AI thinks it's okay to write this (It sure churns out features fast, though)

Henry wanted to remind you that it’s okay to be grumpy. There’s lots to be grumpy about & toxic positivity is bad for your soul.

One thing that’s different now is there’s virtually no shared foundation of reality, at least not online. And that’s largely purposeful. It’s all a bunch of engines to produce emotional reactivity, and we’re all parts of those engines—consciously or not—while also being subjected to their effects.

It's interesting how coincidental it is that the stories that people have always dovetail exactly with their beliefs

if he died while i was watching Superman i will go to church on sunday

We're definitely entering an era where the Internet is so hollowed out, so untrustworthy and compromised, that real world interactions, things identifiably done by human beings, will take on greater value and purpose.

what if… there was a gavin newsom for the left? has anyone tried that?

when people show you who they 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 are... believe that shit and walk away

I no longer see job listings in any of the areas that I used to find employment in that aren't centered around AI. Unemployed 2 years now. People are debating this fucking topic like it's theoretical, but it's ruining people's lives in real time as you debate minor points on the issue.

To paraphrase an Italian saying, you can make up a missed day of work, but you can't make up a missed day of life

while smiling! Gavin Newsom literally dressed up in his best Bad Boy™️ attire, invited the press, and smiled as he destroyed everything these constituents had in the world. Gavin Newsom is not a bad candidate; Gavin Newsom is truly, at his core, a bad and despicable human being.

Bootlicking flag-wavers for authoritarianism want to foster a fundamentally inhumane world. Why? Because they eagerly capitulate to largely made-up fears, and then seek to sublimate their abject cowardice into "action" in the form of bringing harm to others. It's pathetic.

The Bay Area is so beautiful and the tech people in it so vile it gives me Kaczynski-adjacent thoughts every time I consider it.

this is what a truck full of fucking losers looks like

It's time for my nightly agonizing

I keep seeing an older couple in a black jeep with the plate "LLVM". They don't look like they write compilers so I need to know what it means.

nothing more cathartic than typing out a multiple post thread, realizing “wait, i don’t care.” and then deleting that thing.

If they ask for information they're a fed If they ask for information they're a fed If they ask for information It's for your incarceration If they ask for information they're a fed

In this country you're allowed to get away with horrible crimes if enough people like you. Free Luigi.

It's F E C K I N M E O W season www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT7F...

Agreed

The strings array passed into a tagged template literal is frozen???? I wrote a whole crazy system based round TTLs (...and proxies and Reflect...) a few years ago and never got bitten by that detail until just now 🤯

There are question of *how* and *why* there is consciousness but there is no question of whether

I requested this a few times to screw with the AI, *knowing* it can't do this sort of thing. One time it made a 2 song playlist, one time it choked a minute or two and failed, and the most recent time it had this weird half-success...for a few songs

if you want to know what it’s like to be an american, it literally feels like being held hostage by these guys

Just as Turing Machines don't create matter, they don't create consciousness either.

React is actually really fucking ugly these days, with the official 'best practices' being all kinds of disgusting kludges

Never EVER EVER FUCKING EVER using Git submodules again. Got into a completely broken project state, had to nuke it and copy paste code into fresh repo to escape. Somehow deleted submodule references wouldn't go away and broke npm install through Git??? 🤯

I was looking for a job and then I found a job And heaven knows I'm miserable now

Eagle woman how you've done me wrong

And screaming 1-8-7 on a motherfucking ICE agent

You are an unpaid tutor for Skynet

I just realized how long it’s been since I had to endure anyone evangelizing Mastadon

All those alleged gang members in America and they couldn't take out one old guy in a diaper?

I bet those “Ice agents” have to cover their faces so we won’t recognize them from the Jan 6 videos that got them convicted.

I want the judge in the Dugan case to officially state from the bench: "Administrative warrants aren't real"

Just logging on checking the news seeing that Nobody Did It. Oh boy what a relief because I'm not saying Somebody Should.

I like this song cuz it's boingy youtu.be/Ah_QkwK4FY8

If Newsom is the Dem candidate I'm not voting. I don't care if the Rs build RoboHitler and making him their candidate, I'm not voting for Newsom

For God's sake when is the next AI Winter?

Execute ICE