fresh out of the shower 🧼🩷

im almost 23

kinda insane the way im built now

mooo

your wish is my command

it's the wokest game ever made... they're calling it bbw dark souls

Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription

the face vs the tum

Funni Dawgs

i dont think laios and the gang ate enough of her pre-revival..

Be yourself🐑

Reblog if you love fat hairy women :3

am i allowed to post nudity on this app

girl with little horns

found a counter that was just the right height

posting this for one oomf only

could you imagine if they struck oil at ground zero and all the mourners started jumping around like cowboys. My god i want some of that oil

Neets 1/? #Oc's ##FurryNeets

2050s household kink scenes be like transgender concubine priestess: "omg i inhaled the temple vapors and had divine visions all day, i hope daddy doesn't punish me 🥵" warlord husband, entering yurt: 我心爱的西方妓女，我患有严重的辐射中毒 Looping FEMA alert system: "DO NOT LOOK AT THE SUN DO NO" *laugh track plays*

My little sister is prettier than your little sister

i wanna use this app more but my account is like not set up how i want at all lmao

who should i follow on here

how did my oomfs find me on here so quick wtf

should i post on here now

yall ever hav gay thoughts? lmao??

do i hav any active oomfs on here i cant remember

another day another slay?

so r ppl on here now?

good morning peasants

guy at the bar: did it hurt...?🥺 me: ??😅 guy: when u fell from heaven😏 [pulling him into a bathroom cubicle and strangling him to death with a thrice-blessed garotte]: none may know of my mission to the mortal realm👁️😇👁️

i cry during sex sorry

excuse me wut r u staring at

where the furries at

puppy cow is paunched to the max

so did a bunch of queer ppl also get deleted from the bird app? or am i crazy