Dale Jr. mentioned in #1 Happy Family USA.

Fuck off America, hot dogs are ours now.

Barrie police saw some kid riding his bike and said “I think the fuck not, detain that kid!” Someone please nuke Barrie off the face of the earth

America continues to lose wars. You love to see it.

I’m totally gonna book a Wednesday off work this summer just to go to a Tuesday night Loonie Dog night at The Dome.

Max Scherzer has definitely killed a man.

The LA Dodgers have made me hate California.

"I'm gonna hop on a rocket and fly to the moon and with just a tool kit from Harbor Freight, I'm going to get this buggy that's been abandoned for over fifty five years... and attempt to drive it 240,000 miles home"

If we ever do actually go back to the moon someone better toss a jump box on one of the moon buggies to see if it’ll boot around. Unless the moon buggies were never even there. In that case carry on.

If you can smell these photos, I’m sorry lol But also if you can smell these photos it means you have immaculate taste in tools.

I don’t know who signed off on the turbine conversion of the Cessna 207 but this is the ugliest looking airplane to ever take flight like what the fuck even is this extended fuselage ass looking shitbox.

Happy Easter y’all

I love how much people hate on the Airbus A340, because I also hate on the Airbus A340.

Shoulda named this fucker Duga the way his ears looking like a Duga-1 Radar Array.

I was just behind two military plates GMC Savanna Vans and both had all their brake lights stuck on. When I pulled up beside the lead van at a set of lights and told the driver he yelled “ahh shit not again!”

Sorry gang. We can’t send Lukes down to the minors, that was too nice of a catch.

There’s a lot of empty seats in Rate Field. I can only assume that Chicago doesn’t care about baseball.

our long national nightmare is over

Fuck off cunt. Try it, it’s alarmingly successful.

This is a real good way to piss off the fine people of Newfoundland. People magazine your days are numbered ya fuckin’ skeets.

Real question: If you demolish one of these with your car, do you need to report it? Like am I being arrested if I just toss it in the ditch and keep going?

I dunno how I never noticed this huge fucking issue.

Okay hold on, there may be some good in this war.

This dude is getting dragged in the comments with everyone telling him to buy a real 4x4 lol

The Audio in the Jays game just got all fucked up and it sounds like the announcers are screaming into a Nokia flip phone

Sometimes I pop in to Facebook to see what some of the people from high school are up to and it never disappoints.

Thirty-one years ago today, the New Orleans-based alternative rock band Better than Ezra released its hit single “Good,” marking the first-ever Good Friday, which has now grown into a major holiday celebrated throughout the world.

McDonald’s made the Jr. Chicken smaller, somehow. Society is fucking crumbling.

This is such a classic Outlook move. You love to see it.

All the dirt tracks in Ontario banned the 944 from competition for this season lol

Having an evening beer on your front porch is way less accepted in a small town than it is in Toronto. I guess I’m lucky my neighbours like me (one just rode a snowmobile across his swamp to put it away)

This was bought for me because “It’s just so on brand” I dunno if I’m honoured or extremely honoured.

I left this out in the snow, uncovered at the edge of the woods all winter. Despite my best effort it starts and functions. Guess I get another summer with the Chinese Cub Cadet.

This photo of a float plane that crashed into an Orillia LCBO made me laugh way too much.

This game has made me realize how boring cars really are because I thought that was a Tesla. Cardle 4/5 Streak 2🔥 Total Score 1699 🔴 🔴 🟢 🔴 🔴 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.com

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F1 at Suzuka would be a lot cooler if it was the JGTC at Suzuka in 1998.

Pretty rude of F1 not to acknowledge that EDT is the only time zone that matters.

The United States have become the poster child for Fuck Around and Find Out.

They boo’d the US national anthem in St. Louis at the Blues game tonight, which is wild.

I never really noticed how many Micras-on-steelies there are, until @bluebookvalue.bsky.social sung their praises a while back in a post about Montreal. Here are two magnificent examples I saw while walking home from my haircut today.

Big if true.

Down by one, bases loaded, Guerrero Jr. at bat? I’d hate to be Oakland right now. Or is it Sacramento? Vegas? What even is this team???

lol

Classic SkyDome experience

Oh no, not the re-engined 707s. Anyways

Any GTA people want a 944 slicktop? I don’t think they made many of these.

All these cars just showed up in a targeted ad. I swear the local u-pull yard is rage baiting me.

How is the lead singer of All Time Low 38 but also looks like he’s 52 at the same time???

Gang is this bad?