Wait why does everyone hate Hocevar again? If it’s just because he’s a wrecking ball I might become a Hocevar fan.

Lmao we really got two separate wrecks on the last lap

The 71 looks like shit someone put it in the wall.

If I was Corey Heim I would scream “IT’S HEIM TIME” immediately before right hooking someone. I feel like that makes it okay.

McDowell has extra wide fuel line, to carry an extra gallon of gasoline.

MUSE BUMPER MUSIC

"Oi m8 me Holden's facked."

Pretty tight hole for Denny to try and fit through. Heuheuhe

Gonna be funny when no one can fly out after the race lol

Oh hey, everyone’s out of the race just in time for the rain delay.

That would explain why my wood stove was full of water. I’m really good with heights but I’ve fallen off ladders and almost died twice so I will need at least two beers in me before I attempt this.

Jimmy Johnson forgot how to pit.

They should cover Daytona in dirt.

I dunno what band sang the last cutaway song but it sounded like Imagine Dragons and I don’t like it.

Hold on. What if instead of spotters the drivers had to spot for each other. It’d be like flying into an uncontrolled airport (chaos)

I think they should run stage 2 clockwise

To make things more interesting they should have 25 laps during stage 2 where there are no spotters.

I have to go up on my roof today to measure the chimney but I have to do it without hurting myself.

Austin Hill is a waste of sheet metal

Out for a scoot into town!

People upset about Decker flooring it into a wreck have clearly never seen Days of Thunder. If you disagree with this then you clearly think Talladega Nights is an accurate representation of NASCAR. Checkmate

NOT DECKER

NATALIE DECKER IN THE TOP 25! We both hate Valentine’s Day so this is our Saturday lol

Austin Hill looks like someone I’ve waited my whole life to punch.

PASTA CRASHED

Why does that 951 have rear brake ducts? They're not fast enough for that.

Maybe this means Denmark really could eliminate Washington from Nuuk. So maybe Americas concerns about Greenland are justified.

Denmark just scored on the US from CENTER ICE. Fuck that was funny.

Good thing the real estate market is crashing around here.

My pilot friend caught some sweet shots over Daytona while flying for Porter.

My hot take today is that Valentine’s Day is a completely pointless, corporate holiday because you should be showing your partner how much you appreciate them every opportunity you get.

I have turned CYTZ into my own personal playground. I desperately need replacements for my DC-8-63s and Convair 990s. The fuel crisis is not helping them survive in the fleet. DC-8-62s are mostly being replaced by L-1011-500s on the long haul and 727s on the medium haul.

I saw "Nascar ORAP Series Qualifying" on the TV guide and I thought that was some new regional series for a minute.

Feel It Again is now stuck in my head.

FSO. Why does anyone need more than this?

I’d like to thank God & Jesus for blessing me with this V8 moter

They really don’t like throwing cautions in this race.

I got distracted from the truck race by Thai rice tractor drag racing. This is WILD m.youtube.com/watch?v=N4p-...

I just read that going to Cuba for vacation is woke. Man we really did take everything from the right. They have nothing left.

Natalie Decker is gonna win the Busch race tomorrow.

Stop saying “That truck has a lot of speed in it”. It’s a super speedway. They all have as much speed in them as the truck in Front of them.

This race is gonna come down to Dirt Bike Man and Malcom In The Middle.

I wish for all Rams to crash because I hate Stellantis. Bring back the Hornet.

I’ve never seen black gun coffee sold in stores.

NASCAR opening the truck broadcast with some classic rock (Jimmy Eat World)

The truck race not being broadcast in Canada at all is kinda funny. It will be available on TSN+ after the conclusion of the race though!

I’ve never actually thought about this until now but if Art Arfons had a compressor disc failure on his Green Monster he would have undoubtedly lost his legs or been fully cut in half.

This is kinda sus

Why would I buy a new Prelude when I can buy three Douglas DC-8s?

Lmao @elizablackstock.bsky.social