They’re all Amy Smart’s character in Rat Race.

Demo derbying a truck while it’s still running Dayton wheels is BRAVE. There’s some projectiles waiting to happen there.

@blackstockalypse.bsky.social I lied. The shed that collapsed is still there with the roof caved in. The pile of wood I saw is just very nice split firewood. If they need anyone to get rid of the collapsed shed👀

I hope I live long long enough to see the day when this man is the Prime Minister of Canada.

First time I ever heard Paramore was this song, on a burned CD being played on a Discman hooked up to the aux of a 1992 Subaru Legacy with the moonroof siliconed shut. Good times

Every time I have to come out to this shed for something, this thing whispers “c’mon, let’s do something stupid”. Then I remember that it has hurt me worse than any 4 cylinder street bike ever has. Those ain’t never put me in the hospital.

Happy 19th birthday to the song that started it all. Yeah I know there were three singles in 2005 but this is when it really took off.

One hotel I used to stay at for work a lot had a literal spotlight directly over the toilet. But the bathroom had a glass wall in the shower so I could watch TV from the shower so like, you win some you lose some.

Do we still race trucks? That shit was cool. I gotta find my VHS copy of Truckin’ Crazy covering the 1989 Jacob’s Trophy at Zandvoort.

Things the old people at the table next to me at the beach bar are complaining about: -Beer isn’t cold enough -Women on the beach in thong bikinis -Why isn’t the meter maid checking every license plate? -The step down out to the upstairs patio is too steep. Needs a warning

I hate when I ask for a pint and it turns out to be a tallboy poured into a glass. I will overlook this though because I’m at the beach.

An FA on a flight last week (and a much much more skilled/talented photographer than I’ll ever be) suggested wandering around a city and highlighting a single colour. I went for blue on my recent layover in Madrid. #travel

Train carrying fresh water derails, contaminating Alberta’s oil sands

Gas station clerk trying to make small talk with me by talking about how expensive gas is. Are you trying to get me to drive away without paying? Because it’s working.

I’m gonna watch that 9/11 movie with Charlie Sheen in it. Based solely off how terrible I’ve been told it is, I have high expectations lol

I was asleep for the final 60 laps lol

There’s still 70 laps left in this escapade?! That’s an entire Formula 1 race!

Why do nascar announcers act like every time someone hits the brakes on the interstate everyone fucking wrecks.

Why is the cup race on at 7? It’s Sunday???

This race had 15 cautions two years ago and 5 of them were after the scheduled distance

So @mwoodski.bsky.social I’m assuming the VQ30DE in that Maxima still runs mint despite the car being a pretzel???

Don’t penalize anyone. We used to do this shit all the time. But when someone turns the 3 head on into the wall? It is what it is.

Oh hell yeah, a bunch of random mid packs found the wall.

Gang, use less brakes. It’s not that hard. You can use the bumper of whoever’s ahead of you. They gotta slow down eventually.

Mhmm yes the 3 car did 3 car things.

I just realized I don’t remember what nascars looked like when the numbers were in the middle of the “door”

Kyle Larson out here getting the same fuel economy that my ‘02 Supercharged Xterra got.

Yo who signed off on Bubbas paint scheme because that shit is hot as hell.

Last time I fell asleep to a nascar race on a Sunday night was one of the early 00s Coke 600s back when it was a Looney Tunes race and they all drove pearlescent cars, so this is kinda comforting honestly.

“Join us for a NASCAR commercial break as we have a car in the wall!”

Thank god the cup race scheduled to start at 7pm on a Sunday is rain delayed. I’m sure ratings after 9pm will be OFF THE CHARTS

I really like that Nascar is on Prime but in Canada it’s still only on TSN but if you subscribe to TSN directly you can’t watch any prerace unless you subscribe to TSN through Prime for an extra $5/month then you get full access. But CASCAR is on so that’s cool

I know where you can pick one of these up for dirt cheap.

Watching the FR24 livestream of LAS and every Volaris aircraft coming in to land is piloted by a flight crew that thinks they’re landing a Dash 7-150 at London City Airport. The nose down attitude until right before touchdown is WILD.

Damn, Air Canada still can’t escape the shadow of CP Air.

Honda wins the Chevrolet Detroit Grand Prix!

Why is the cup race on at 7? It’s Sunday???

Sting Ray Robb just passed a Formula One podium finisher under green. Incredible.

God this thing is ugly.

I hope the brand spanking new streets in Markham are this rough. We are completely incapable of paving smooth roads up here.

It’s time for the Chevrolet Grand Prix track preview sponsored by Honda.

Nothing like a pizza box of Sneaky Dee’s nachos to make you file a fat piece of shit.

Oh wow they cannibalized this one fast.

Holy shit Backrooms was phenomenal. It went in a direction I was not expecting too. Definitely some inspiration taken from the SPC Foundation.

I wanna know how fast they were going.

SMH IKEA trying to do a play on Backrooms when SCP-3008 is right there.

The Habs this entire series:

The fit, the Shit box.

They did the thing.

Watching a YouTube video about the demise of Future Shop on a plasma TV I bought at Future Shop in 2012. Is Best Buy out of business yet? Because they should be.