My morning meeting today consisted of eight 30-50 year old people in management sitting around a table trying to figure out why the kids say “6-7” and now they all won’t stop saying it.

Generic ass egg shaped thing. Cardle 5/5 Total Score 1735 🔴 🔴 🔴 🔴 🔴 🟢 🔴 🔴 🟢 🔴 🔴 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 www.playcardle.com

Are the Mariners, as the kids say, shook?

How the hell did the band that should be performing the half time show end up billed as the pre-game show…

Yo someone killed Ian Watkins? Fuck yeah.

I had no idea what years they made these. Cardle 3/5 Streak 16🔥 Total Score 1733 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.com

Sportsnet playing Alejandro by Lady Gaga whenever Kirk gets a home run is just👌

*Dean Blundell Voice* Wha Happend?

This song gives me goosebumps. It rips so hard. m.youtube.com/watch?v=lBGc...

Facebook Marketplace is a machine that turns a poorly-modified M3 owned by the worst guy you've ever seen into a $24,000 listing that never goes away

Lmao that was a guess Cardle 1/5 Streak 15🔥 Total Score 1724 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.com

In all fairness most Canadians I know usually say “why would I purchase a Jeep when I could walk?”

My hospital is getting an elevated helipad. Which is nice because right now when I go there for an appointment if there’s a medevac, they ask me to move my truck. The helipad has doubled as a parking lot for like 15 years lol

If one more person says this is a Sal’s I’m just going to assume you all have salads made up of cold cuts and deli meats. If this is true then carry on.

And another thing. How come we have burrito bowls but not sub bowls? Maybe I want to eat a deconstructed greasy Italian sub with a fork. Is that really such a crime?

Oh you support the 9-9-6 work week? Well I’m going to support my foot in your ass if you aren’t careful, pal.

When American Idiot came out Dookie was barely 10 years old and we were like “Whoa who is this old band making a comeback!” And now American Idiot is 21 year old lmao

I dunno why this 80s box is so distinctive but it is. Cardle 1/5 Streak 14🔥 Total Score 1709 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.com

Look at this tiny ass dog. Yeah I know, I’m exhausted lol

I’ve never seen a purple one!

WHO wants to watch a few mins of 1976 Yorkdale parking lot b-roll? youtube.com/watch?v=iTn_...

I, a 34 year old man, am watching Poltergeist for the first time.

Not a Juke. Noted. Cardle 2/5 Streak 13🔥 Total Score 1694 🔴 🔴 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.com

The oddballs are out today.

The A321XLR could never look this beautiful

Whatever, Seattle is just Great Value Vancouver

This is an enjoyable baseball game.

Springer cranking one out of the park in the first pitch he sees is a good fucking omen.

I still applaud this truck for continuing to punch above its weight class at 400,000km (it has to tow a Silverado 2500 next weekend lol).

Brother

If it doesn’t start by dumping gas down the intake I’m just gonna assume it needs a motor. I dunno how BMWs work.

I was summoned to pick up another one. This one doesn’t run though so that’s fun. I hate these things. At least it has no rust.

Damn it’s colder in Australia at the Bathurst 1000 (in the rain!) than it is here, in Ontario, Canada, in October.

I love having the IPTV box because I can watch all the Australian TV commercials during Supercars.

Supercars just isn’t as fun without Falcons and Holdens. I can see Mustangs and an outdated, slow GM race here. I wanna see weird stuff.

I think Nissan should be allowed to race the GTR in Supercars.

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand “When was payload increased???”

Also a flight full of vets getting home after an honor trip to DC landed just before our flight got in and they all piled into the bar just as I had to wrap up. Apparently the airport manager bought em all a round. Good on him.

I knew it was somewhere I wanted to stick around as soon as I saw these. Instant vibe. Know exactly what you’re gonna get.

I would drink so many cheap beers here and somehow not have a hangover.

Thinking about when Vancouver’s Harbour Air flew some seaplanes to Malta to operate tours out of Valletta in what has to be one of the strangest business decisions ever.

Oh hello

This thing was obnoxiously loud.

I also saw an F-150 work truck with a Free Palestine bumper sticker. Alberta contains multitudes.

As a side note, I love doing a pad slap and saying to myself “Yeah, that’s the last set of pads for these calipers. New calipers all around next time!”

Layered beer cans is my favourite way to patch a cracked exhaust until new parts come (the Y-Pipe was so expensive!)

Anyways, the chemical cabinet at the shop has a lot of oddball shit in it.

Everyone has their favourite Special Grease that’s only used for very specific applications (everything on the Sunbird).