I sell all sorts of stuff on my Etsy store and I made a video for one set of bunting I have.

I know gatekeeping a genre is bad, and I've got no right to tell anyone what they can and can't write, but my own pseudonym writing a horror novella? Even I'm appalled. benjaminlangley.co.uk?p=1303

Paperback edition available now! amzn.eu/d/fPinD3O

Carved by Lisa Langley of Cambridge Chainsaw Carving.

Thrilled to receive this package this morning. Thank you so much @nefariousbatpress.bsky.social

I thoroughly enjoyed Weapons, but don't just trust me, check out this review from Ginger Nuts of Horror.

AI is definitely not a load of old shit

It's shark time. linocuthorror.etsy.com/listing/4341...

Any horror fans and readers in Whittlesey? Come find me at Childers until 3pm

New Dracula print, live with a couple of days of the sale left. linocuthorror.etsy.com/listing/4333...

Let's try this again, WITH the link! It's the perfect time to run away from the heatwave in the UK and join a doomed expedition to the icy poles. Stay cool here: titanbooks.com/creators/all... @titanbooks.bsky.social @dancarpenter.bsky.social ❄️⚓💀👻🏳️‍🌈

the real salt path is the funds you find along the way

Second week of the Etsy sale! linocuthorror.etsy.com 25% off everything.

Morning, BlueSky, I recently set up a MadeMe shop for my Linoprints. It could do with a bit of a boost! Please take a look, follow the store and share. Thank you! mademe.co.uk/shop/linopri...

If you're from the UK!👇

dreamcaught spotted out in the wild! @shadowsparkpub.bsky.social #booksky #writesky #anthology #release #indieauthors 🪐📚

Hey Bluesky, could you help me spread the word about my Etsy shop? A sale or two would be a colossal help. All of my creations are designed, hand-sewn, hand-embroidered by me. Each takes many hours to make. jeremycreature.etsy.com

A captivating read. Simultaneously a story of enduring love, great adventure, history, spirituality, and the horror of demon-raising, world-ending cults. Structurally, it reminded me of The Fisherman, with its embedded narratives with each part being compelling and essential to the overall story.

Sounds like this is a book you should all be checking out.

SHARE IF YOU ARE DISGUSTED AS ME!

First play of this tonight. Good fun .

Pride Giveaway 2: The Text-Based Microblogging Batch 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Since the TT giveaway went... not so well: who (in the UK 🇬🇧) fancies winning a signed copy of @tcparker.bsky.social's angrily sapphic, queer-tastic Hummingbird? If you do: like, share, follow us... and we'll pick a winner sometime Wednesday!

Good books and sleepy dogs. @manylittlewords.bsky.social’s ITCH is the parasitical-body-folk-horror nightmare that you need in your life this October. It will make you worry about every tickle and pinch.

Facebook couldn't guess what film I was watching the other night. Can Blue Sky?

Current read. It's a slow burn, with countless years having passed in the first 90 pages and only a hint so far of the horror to come, but I'm thoroughly enjoying it.

It's my birthday! 🎂 Want to give an old lady the greatest gift of all? Grab yourself a book from the Bat store today :) 🦇

Ridiculously proud of my mega-talented better half @marieoregan.bsky.social whose book #ResurrectionBlues is out today! If you want a fantastic read, you know what to do... blackshuckbooks.co.uk/resurrection...

Made some Muppet Treasure Island lino prints. Over the weekend, at least 6 new items have gone live on the Etsy store during the sale.

More new stuff on the Etsy story before the sale ends tomorrow. www.etsy.com/shop/LinocutHorror

New and immediately discounted, a Black Beauty lino print. www.etsy.com/listing/4310...

There's a sale on at my Etsy store for the whole of this Bank Holiday Weekend. It would really help if you could give this a share. www.etsy.com/shop/Linocut...

Because we'd really, really like you to buy direct from us... We're offering 50% off all my ebooks for the next week when you purchase them at the Nefarious Bat webstore (and not that other place) So come in! Look around! See something you fancy? Grab it for your mother-in-law - she'll love it!

Just finished this one. A decent dash of dystopia that perhaps feels a touch too close to reality.

I've just uploaded my first item on MadeMe. I plan to add all of my prints here to see how it goes for a year. Check it out. mademe.co.uk/product/the-...

What do you think of my latest Linoprint?

Listen up, everyone, Revival Road is a fantastic novel. It's like the bastard child of Pet Sematary and Needful Things, though it very much does its own thing. I'm so glad this novel is out there again, and I hope you give it a chance.

Current read

Next read...

Since it's International Women's Day, and a bunch of white nationalist misogynists seem intent on making life miserable for the rest of us... can I interest anyone in Tradwife? Could be cathartic. It certainly was for me payhip.com/b/TDowG

Name an indie book that won't let go of you and that you would love to see on-screen. For me it's @timmcgregor.bsky.social's Eynhallow. I urge you to check out the plot and reviews because it really is a beauty.🖤

My new antsy, itchy folk horror novel cover dropped 🖤🐜 From Hodder & Stoughton, Oct 2025 www.waterstones.com/book/itch/ge...

Since all of my books will be exiting Kindle Unlimited on April 16, I thought this would be a good time for one last big 99c blowout for Kindle readers. The bulk of my library is on sale this week, and you can find each of these titles at viewauthor.at/MichaelPatri.... Happy reading! 🩸📚 💙📚 🪐📚

It’s #FridayReads time! Let’s boost all signals. Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. Here’s a hybrid slice of horror and crime that’s full of friendship, vengeance, grief, magic, and monsters from the deep. www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0316... bookshop.org/p/books/hous...

What's that? John Lithgow, and Geoffrey Rush in a horror movie together? That's right!! Read our review of The Rule of Jenny Pen here! gnofhorror.com/the-rule-of-... @frightclub.bsky.social @ifcfilms.bsky.social @shudder.com @vertigorel.bsky.social

Current read. It's fascinating to see the presentation of Norman Bates and his mother once you already know the twist.

And what a fab novel it is too! Loads of fun, this one.

And my Carrie print is ready to go too! linocuthorror.etsy.com/listing/1867...

Now live in the Etsy store, the Post Sematary print with beveled edge, available in singles black mount or double with black and ivory white. linocuthorror.etsy.com/listing/1800...

I went to see The Monkey the other day, and there's one fundamental difference between the book and the film which changes the story entirely .Wann know more? Read the blog here: benjaminlangley.co.uk?p=1273