I hate this movement for patients to manage their own healthcare. You want me to see someone, doc? Fucking write me a referral! And call them. You have staff for that, don't you? Don't make me call them and try to explain whatever medical bullshit you concocted.

Almost done!

I find when I tell people my sob story I'm surprised people are so apologetic not because it's not a sad story, but because the character is so unsympathetic

My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine, kiddies! (I've always wanted to draw a faux-Big Little Book)

For #Thanksgiving surgeons have replaced my hand with turkey leg.

With stunning accuracy, appointment schedulers call while I'm in bathroom.

New Prius now tops out at 16% because it's mad at us

Rode equivalent of 5 miles on stationary bike today and summarily lost legs.

Doc: To maintain a baseline level of neuroplasticity I want you to engage in regular light cardio and some strength training. Me: I would rather swallow my brain.

Somebody take the juice away from her!! 🧃 #pokopia

Real Christmas trees are deforestation but fake Christmas trees are pollution so the point is we can't have Christmas

I've never watched hazbin hotel but thanks to Bluesky I think I've seen enough of it

Is that thing I never paid attention to still a thing?

Mais oui c'est bon

Slipped in the rain and wanged my head against the railing like a perfect ass.

I'm sorry, but when I was growing up, it was customary when answering the phone to state the phone number called, your full name, home address, social security number, and list of fears.

We should be asking this c o n s t a n t l y.

Thinking about doing a GoFundMe to finance my flight from the US with like stuff to show I'm learning a foreign language and shit

Donald Trump has made me realize why I don't like Nightmare on Elm Street—Freddy Krueger is the Donald Trump of slashers. He molested and murdered dozens (hundreds?) of children in life, so what is his punishment in death? To be reborn to murder hundreds more children in more gruesome ways.

I'll make a deal with my doctor— Give me something that gives me a lot of energy, makes me real focused, and lets me ignore the pain in my lungs, THEN I'll work out.

Separating recyclables ideology. ♻️

it’s cool that bluesky is bending over for conservatives and banning people making jokes about charlie kirk’s death. as we all know, once you give in to the right they will leave you alone

Someone informed me Bluesky is over. I assume all of my content will go to charity?

RFK Jr picked antivax stuff JK Rowling picked transphobia When you’re mega-famous for life, what terrible fringe cause will you champion?

damn Mafalda

The first large-scale Nazi book burning was on 6 May 1933, when Magnus Hirschfeld's Institut für Sexualwissenschaft in Berlin was attacked by Nazi students. It would take decades for science to recover the knowledge about trans-affirming healthcare that was destroyed that day.

Between this and the #BlacklistCGE materials from @marcelineleiman.bsky.social et al, I’ve made more zines in the last month than ever before in my life. Cheap(ish), easy, and they help build community!

Each one created the value of entertainment. Slap on a subscription fee/advertisements & you have a booming industry.... Welcome to capitalism...

For those still saying “this will lead us down the path of fascism,” please understand we're already there. We're in the “so what?” stage of fascism where all the ignorant voters see the fallout of their decisions and not only accept but delight in it.

They should sell product placement in the NATO phonetic alphabet. X could be Xbox. C is Cheerios now. What does it matter.

On this and all social media platforms,all artists NEED to support NSFW art. If your ace (like me) or don't like porn it doesn't matter. The freedom to draw nudity and sexually explicit work for adults shouldn't be demonized because some people find it offensive or refuse to parent their kids.

Say hello to Parking Space Ghost

My dad, who is very learned, does not see a differentiation between tech bro (AI, fascism, patriarchy) and ordinary nerd (comic books, games, he himself) and decries the current state of affairs as being the fallout of “the nerds taking over.”

I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh

Occasionally I have a fantasy where I transport myself to the Netherlands and shortly get arrested, thrown in a Dutch prison, and live happily ever after.

@support.bsky.team Why does your POS app always log me out then forget my password? 😡

Think I botched an hour-long MRI today, which makes me wonder if they're going to want another one 😑

Looking at alternative energy vehicles.

I liquidated my assets and it's all piss and vinegar.

Happy 4th of Shit! Fuck this concentration camp running, uninhabitable, evil hellhole!

Happy 5th of July, where you box up your unwanted independence to give to those in detention.

I changed the way I work a couple of months ago to follow this advice, it made a big difference and my productivity went up by miles. (I don't know who made this image, if you do, let me know so they can be credited)

I look to this piece by Seth Tobocman and keep it to my heart when I need it

Sunday collision