Love this bit on Ai from the Royal Society. A classic case of the probability engine getting itself in a mess and revealing its complete lack of understanding

Ironic that Gabriell who has played rugby at every corner then seals the destination of the trophy with a conversion.

Martinelli gonna get his arse sued if he contributed to worsening that injury. I really hope it's not a career threatening one.

That's perfection. Close the internet for the day, we're done here. 🤣

0.01 xG, to the Arsenal, 0.01 xG, to the Arsenal 🎶

Couldn't watch most that. For them to win the ultimate Double playing set piece shi te would have been worst thing for elite football. Thank you psg. #lfc

Feels very uneasy to cheer on sportswash FC. But I cannot abide snidy cheating shitball tactics. I just cannot cheer that on. The true final was PSG Vs Bayern and well done to Bayern for trying to do it the right way. PSG hopefully showing English football must improve to win this competition.

It’s a sign of just how miserable LEGOhead has made them that I’m pleased a literal sportswashing operation owned by a murderous nation state has won that. Gutted for the players that missed. Said to Rach both times that I hope they score because of the disgusting racist abuse they’ll get.

Very surprised Asnl didn't do better in the pens seeing as they played for them since the 6th minute of the game.

Where's ya European cups?

Ha!

PSG gonna run out of decent pen takers first I think. Could do with a Gabriel miss here.

Ohhhh come on, come on. Don't mess this up.

I think we all know there's no football god, and this is only going one way.

Obviously a side that somehow didn’t concede a penalty in the league, dispite defending corners like a rugby team, will win on penalties.

Not sure Stoke will ever get a better chance. As others have mentioned (and I agree) PSG look like they're going backwards.

Local cramp for a local goalkeeper

Right now finish this fucking ball bag of a team. Boring fouling time wasting anti football arseholes. Allez Paris

Why didn't the ref book the time wasting much much sooner. Ludicrous.

Are we watching the death of football? #redsky

If Stoke win the double playing like this at least I can save money and cancel all subscriptions for the foreseeable.

Drinks break. Injured keeper break. Foul. Foul. Throw-in. Foul. Ball in play for 10 minutes of the first 28. It's Asnl's game. PSG can't compete.

How how how how fucking how is that not a pen

Stoke scoring first is very bad news for the spectacle of this game. Hopefully I will be proved wrong.

Handball? Or is that not a handball in Europe. I haven't a fucking clue any more.

How's that go in!?

I can't cheer anti-football. Ever. No matter the opponent. Allez Paris, therefore.

As an aside. We absolutely should have broken this news at the precise moment Stoke lift the cup tonight. That would have been fucking funny.

I wasn't expecting Slot to go. I thought we'd hang on to him as reported by most media. Personally, after THAT Spurs game I couldn't back him any more. But I'm very sad about it because this season was a disaster on ALL fronts. Thanks for the title Arne and all the best for the future. #lfc

The last 10 years in a nutshell: Nazi: I’m a Nazi! Media: Outspoken Man Touts Unconventional Ideas Nazi: No, I’m just a Nazi. Media: Meet the Dapper White Nationalist Who— Nazi: No, seriously! I’m quoting Mein Kampf! I love Hitler! Media: Why Both Sides Have an Extremist Problem.

Not coughing up for Guehi staring to look suicidal

Jesus wept.

They certainly had his number.

I'm with the family today. All Spurs fans. So I will miss the Liverpool game and have to follow it here. It's a real end of an era for Liverpool. Will be emotional. Sad to miss it. But the Spurs game obvs has to be the one we watch. Wish me luck, this could be a painful day 😬

The Internet led to an explosion of a massive array of voices who had been locked out by traditional corporate gatekeeping, whereas Ai is like ‘we’re going to program an algorithm to steal your soul, take your job, make a handful of rich people even richer, and turn Earth into Venus’ rocketship yayy

Great summary of how football fans are being ripped off. Made all the more galling with the dire standard of arse-ball football this season. Why pay a premium at all, but especially for THIS. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

It's good to see us Liverpool fans being magnanimous. I don't recall the same treatment coming our way last season 🤷🏻‍♂️ Fair play to Arsenal though they kept their heads and made sure they finished top of the pile. Enjoy the celebrations.

Sat here trying to think of any ANY redeeming features of this season. Anyone think of anything cos I'm drawing a blank?

Striking like lefties. Reporting like raving frothy mouthed right wingers. #bbc

The new Andy Robertson mural in Anfield nearly completed #LFC 🎨

I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

Jesus Chiesa, what are you doing stood there? Well this has become a farce. Again.

Surely this is going to be offside

Mac Allister this is embarrassing mate. Up you get.

If there's a more 'fuck this season' moment than that then I'd rather not see it.

Dear dear.

Shitting hell. What a player we have in this kid.

3D chess. Give villa an easy win ... They win the cup ... Champs league qualification goes to 6th ... We still fuck it up at Brentford.