Even our celebration for the winning goal seemed slow and lethargic. Virgil just trotting off and not even a smile. Cold.

"Five games to go. Game on. Let's go for it!" says Arteta. As if HE was suddenly the manager who was hunting down the long-time, runaway leaders. Lightbulbs, pickpockets, training ground arson, pretending to be the underdog.....none of it seems to work.

why hasn't the City v Palace rescheduled date been announced yet?

Freddie Woodman posing for his statue mould. Player of the Year.

It's true. We're gonna win the league on goal difference.

Can't wait for City to get a 1-1 v Burnley in midweek now.

Absolutely incredible that 4 of our 5 remaining games are against our closest rivals for top 5. We have to be completely switched on for the whole of the rest of the season.

Opta has Asnl with a 69% chance of winning the league and a 36% chance of winning the Champions League. Favourites in both comps still.

Great day's football. Now an evening of fine dining & footyfan tv.

Forever 20 ❤️

Good effort by Arsenal but they may have left their usage of the Heart & Soul approach to the game too late. It shows that they have what it takes and just haven't been using it. Probably deserve to fail cos of that.

why aren't all the divers getting booked today? Downton Abbey Hall threw himself down twice in the box against us, now that Asnl lad did it too. Ref, waves them away then does nothing for such blatant cheating.

I think my favourite moment of today's match was when our 3rd choice keeper came out and did some headwork that got our skipper out of bother. calm as you like.

ridiculous that's not a red for Gabriel. Especially after a blatant foul that led to the face off. he walks a thick line that lad. I bet he scored the last minute equaliser now.

worked again

Can't believe Haaland didn't get a yellow for taking his shirt off. Even though it was ripped off his back by Gabriel. Good battle that, the big pricks.

Commentator desperate to have a Tyler-"Aguero" moment. He'll never get it cos he has a truly annoying voice.

City are bottling it.

I had a feeling that coming is as underdogs would suit Arsenal in this game. The narrative has swung so dramatically recently and City haven't really done much to prove why they're suddenly favourites for the title, cos they're not. It feels a bit complacent & arsenal will benefit from it.

So Donnarumma's error makes up for Kepa's in the final. So this is the real quiz from now on. Let's see.

Unbelievably fitting that 2 of our OGs did the business today. Salah & van Dijk write themselves into Hill Dickinson history forever. Hugs & kisses to all my scouse friends on this huge, huge result. I know how much it means to you guys most of all. Get in!! #LFC #YNWA

It’s the funniest of all genre of victories. The 110th minute robbery.

No fucken way No way I mean, nah Feck off Didn’t happen No way we won that. Ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Oh Rio. That was the chance.

ARE WE GOING TO TRY TO CREATE A CHANCE OR WHAT???

Our obsession with going all the way backwards from our own throw-ins is becoming iconic.

Names I haven’t heard this half: Salah. Pickford.

Curtis doing too much to try to show the Everton lot that he’s the better player and showboating at right back. Absolutely ruins his game.

Moving into those last few minutes and injury time that’s never been a problem for us this season. It’s all fine. Really, really fine.

We don’t need to change Robbo for Kerkez with 5 to go.

Where the heck is our determination to impose ourselves on this game? Last 10. Just waiting to concede.

Are we playing for the point? Well, that ain’t gonna work.

Nothing seems to fall our way in the box. Could do with something dropping on to someone’s foot.

Isak is completely unable to move. Get him off asap. Get him off to recover ok downtime now. We need a fitter lad on.

Why haven’t we realised that Everton are running entirely on vibes. We’ve had them beaten once. It’s straightforward to beat them again. Get on top of it. We’re better than them.

Good save, new lad. Whoever you are.

The lack of effort and urgency for that goal is astonishing and really unacceptable. Now what Reds?

Our CBs literally standing still or trotting in the box while the ball is right in there with them. We didn’t deserve to be ahead but we’ve absolutely thrown that lead away. Idiotic.

I’m not in the mood to watch us try to defend this little lead for a whole half. No thanks. We have to get another soon then another.

Too many passengers in the team. Curtis Jones is single-handedly representing the fans intensity. Have a word with everyone at HT Curt.

I love the fact that Mo Salah’s name will go down in Hill Dickinson history. We have to win the game though for it to mean something.

It’s all a struggle for Mo these days but there’s no question that he’s putting everything he can into this.

We’re somehow 1 up despite Grav, Wirtz, & Isak playing as if they might as well be stood in the away end screaming the bloos on.

Wirtz is the definition of the term “pussy-footing around”. Please, someone get the PowerPoint out at HT and show him what this is all about.

YEEEEEEESSSSSSS!! GET IN!!!!!!! HE’S DONE IT! THE BEAUTIFUL EGYPTIAN KING HAS DONE iT! Step it up though lads.

Playing right into their hands. Stop being so thick, lads. Stop jumping in. Stop thinking you’re better than them. Stop thinking we can walk our way through this.

As feared but as expected, our lads are trotting around hoping the game comes to us and giving away the initiative and the momentum to them. To make it worse, the bloos haven’t even started that well but we’ve made them look like the best team in the world.

“I wonder if VAR will see it as just a coming together” say Jim Beglin. Actually VAR saw nothing but Dewsbury Hall throwing himself to the floor.

Can’t help thinking the atmosphere would be more intimidating without all the quirky comedy pre-war music they play before kick off.

Things I want to see: - fast, decisive football by the Reds - composure in and around both boxes - a lack of pirouettes in our half & their half by Curtis - goals from at least 2 of our forwards and all assists by FloW - a quiet HillDick - crying bloos in the home end - Bloos leaving early.