A friend got me a new shirt 😄

I present for your viewing pleasure, bubbs favorite eating utensil.

My sock is coming a long. I am a crocheter. If that answers why my pattern was for fingering weight and I YOLOd it with a bit larger and far too large needles 😆 Luckily my sweet Steve said he would love some peachy house socks 🥰

This is what functional anxiety looks like…I think lol

I’m knitting a pair of socks. That is all.

Trying to be the bunny but continually forced to be the rabbit

Grease zerks? I feel like I’m being trolled 😆

Evidently I’m in my Pink era.

Fault Liquor

We must protect the unborn ✨from jazz✨

Power is a funny thing isn’t it? Some people want it to control their own lives. Some wanted it to control the lives around them, and others want it to control the world.

Over 82% of Americans earn <$100k. 1% of Americans break $1 million. Increasing taxes on the vast majority of Americans to give the 1% another 5x the median wage is disgusting, especially in a country that already has an abhorrent income inequality record.

I’m sitting at a black monitor trying to manifest the compliance fairy before I log in. The compliance fairy is a magical being that completes your SSP and POA&M so mothers of autistic kids can take naps when their nervous system is overloaded.

Bubbs had oral surgery today and had to be put under general anesthesia. The surgical assistant rolled her eyes at me when I asked her to slow down connecting him to all The wires so as to not overwhelm him. She doesn’t know how close to a broken nose she could’ve been today.

*adjusts eyepatch*

I’m feeling it today 👑

I’m an agnostic that grew up Catholic. So I can’t help but wonder…did the messiah just show up in big dick fashion?

Y’all this kid…Bubbs received an alternative communication device this week. We sent it in for set up and he didn’t have it 5 minutes before he hacked out of the AAC app so he could play with settings. They have since changed settings and ability to access the buttons twice. Natural born hacker here

Pretty sure he’s rejecting my doctoral dissertation before I’ve even decided to go back to school.

‘Kennedy told reporters that there were "many, many good ways to treat measles and doctors need to know that and to know those methods.’ One problem; there is no treatment for measles. Signed, a doctor who’s been forced to deal with measles because of this stupid fraud.

Anyone have a contact at TitanHQ that will answer emails?

"After nearly five hours, he and his wife were released. They are now pursuing legal action. "It's not about the immigrants," his sister, told NBC10 Boston. "It's coming to us Americans, and it's going to go after all of us." www.nbcboston.com/news/politic...

Bubbs: *yelling loudly* Me: MY DUDE! We don’t have to yell so loudly. Let’s use our inside voice. Bubbs: (At a normal sound level) whaat the fuuuck. Me: (looks at Bubbs) Bubbs: (looks at me) Me: what the fuck, indeed. Follow me for more stellar parenting examples.

Considering side hustles 🤣

This weekend was filled with all the goodness, bread, yarn, and Bubbs🥰

9 o clock on a Sunday

Y’all. He made it to first base playing kickball 🥳🥰🥹

mood

I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.

Some will say a speech doesn’t mean much. I respectfully disagree. Words matter and rhetoric matters. Yes, action must follow but words inspire. Words can even change reality, create new realities. There’s a mystery to the power of the spoken word. What Sen. Booker did today was important.

My son grabs hands when he’s overwhelmed. The school has started calling this “aggression.” It might be time to actually figure out if I can home school and run my own business and still get him to extra curriculars for socialization. 1/2

Offered without comment.

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

I haven’t been to a JC Penny’s in probably 5+ years. I get this email and check out how you unsubscribe. Ummm how’s about block instead 🙄

These bitches are not ready for me today! 💪🏽

What’s the best audible book you listened to recently? I need something fucking uplifting-ish. I like some witchy fantasy stuff, sci-fi, crime/mystery, world history if it’s read well. Basically I like almost anything but it needs to have a good narrator that isn’t monotone and boring. Thanks!

I need a period calendar…but for my moods. Like “nah don’t schedule meetings on this day…you’ll be on anxiety overload.”

May you have a joyous St Patrick’s day!

This is your bi-yearly reminder that I HATE time changes. They sum, serve no purpose, and disregulate children.

I love Vermont! We got very specific insults up here.

Be a leader, not a bully.