i find myself looking forward to running out of hosted provider tokens mid-session so i can hand it off to my local model and watch it finish the work

Clod Do My Math Homework,

*nudges ur tensors*

Drafting some important documents 📝

learning TOGAF

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Oh they are fucked

They’re doubling down, as a Hail Mary hoping they’ll see ROIC 3 years from now and just gonna bunker down with 0 free cash flow until then. Seems like kind of a gamble but what do I know.

Every friend group got that one friend that says he "hacks" food by putting fries in it, like fries with milkshake, or putting fries in the burger to make a "burger hack". We beat ours to death Didn't tell anybody Body coordinates 43.1036095, -101.1063167

now that we're unblocked & i am not just planning but actually shipping stuff, im essentially busy working 100% of my free time. im having fun though, thats what matters

i am incapable of speaking frankly about where my sexual interests lie because they put a chip in me. the chip makes a really scary picture of a laughing demon flash in front of my eyes of i try and talk about it. it’s a slightly different picture each time and sometimes it plays a screaming sound

i cant believe we actually shipped something

Of course I had to go downtown on the wettest day ever

All I do is gunshot gunshot piss splashing against toilet bowl noise

girls love to have medieval era medical conditions from severe malnutrition

comrade bloomie...

Got my labs back. The diagnosis is in: I’m 100% him

I was a pretty OK programmer for my age when I was 15 but at that time all I wanted to do was pick up old cigarette butts off the sidewalk. And to be fair I was really good at that too. Better at that back then than I am at programming now, in fact

Everyone insists livejournal was the peak of social media and tbh I was never on there, I was more of a phpBB forum kid but those places were generally awful. The real peak was lastfm shout boxes I made friends w so many weirdos there. It’s funny lastfm is still up but basically a ghost town now

I feel like I’ve never seen a naked person in my entire life. wtf is a smooth groin

My pellets are in now Sorry for the way I behaved over these last couple weeks 😢

strategy is down 70% from last year lol eat shit saylor

Dumb people love to make sweeping statements about parental responsibility and then adopt a dog and neglect the shit out of it

it's a simple equation: when i lift, i get a full night's sleep

cathy is short for catheter

Ahh my gender is in pain because I’m two weeks behind on my pellets

i feel like a Tool album cover rn

it's ass to grass or nothing. no one rides for free

ok this dram shortage was funny but it is starting to affect me personally im not laughing anymore

patching ZMK with my local minimax. so in other words im having a good day

i have been trying to do some administrative stuff for our github and aws accounts since 8pm yesterday and am blocked on both of them because both their uis have c2a buttons that resolve to broken links. sprawling microservices drift moment. the left hand doesnt know what the right one is doing

once again stayed up much too late being a public nuisance

It’s happening

Made one too many posts about financial markets and now my followers list is full of bots

- chicagoslop - gay people - vintage interior design That's a follow from me

Nothing like being called in to help with a late night production incident even though you’re not on call

wow trading futures on a delayed data feed truly sucks ass

frustrated with the credential requirements for working in my field in a different country. it seems basically impossible to find a staff/principal job in france unless u have a masters degree. man i dont even have my undergrad & i been working for 20 years school would be a boring waste of time

no way in hell the export control thing isnt just an elaborate forced scarcity marketing plot. fable came out, everyone was like "Wow this is expensive, I'm gonna use the 10x cheaper open-weights instead" so dario tries to leverage fomo hype cycle bs to juice the numbers. wow it's fucking nothing

you must not tolerate any cap from me

ok actually i realize i was being silly and i do care about being seen as queer specifically because i am nothing like those "gay not queer" guys and my values are basically the opposite of theirs

I break prod constantly oh my god

I’m absolutely right

The thing is, I think people too often mistake the core business model and development model in the industry for failure. When you look at what is happening in AI, y'all might see a guaranteed failure, but I see business as usual, the same strategies that got them this far and again.

the official meadow "im too autistic to use a laptop" starter pack

Only thing I wanna hear from the Atlantic is the cheerful trill of a porpoise

i was telling my wife about how my friend, an embedded developer by trade, showed me his hobby project -- a 3D printed self-balancing cube using a microcontroller and motorized gimbal, and how i thought that was so cool. and they were like of course you autistics love programming balancing cubes

i think this quiz may have been put together by a dumbass and i did not enjoy filling it out

There’s so many k-bbq spots in Logan Square and at this rate I’m going to throw up my soju in front of all of them