My body tried to do the funny haha meme neurological thing it did to me in May of last year, but then it was like "hehe April fools" I hate bodies

why are you upside down? ✨ #furry #furryart #animation

Good news.

Stop. leaving. Lime. scooters. in. the. middle. of. the. sidewalk. Cities need to ban these stupid things until Lime puts HEAVY enforcement and penalties in place for leaving these things in places that block sidewalks.

Being a gryphon must be so physiologically confusing

I feel attacked

Gib. Bellyrubs. Now.

Coyoter day is it

Happy coyote day bitchesssssss

Yip! Yap! Yop! Happy coyote day!

As you can see I really like bowties, so I tried adding one to my usual outfit Does it look silly… or kinda work? #birdart #digitalart #art

when i'm dysregulated, i need pizza when i'm regulated, i need pizza pizza

My soul is finally thawing

It me! Sometimes you just gotta get art of your OCs biting each other, ya know?

These doofuses preemptively renamed their entire company based off their worst product

I want like really shitty chicken tenders man

One of these days I'm gonna move off into the woods and only be reachable by courier pigeon, just watch

This is who runs this account

High key, I think we should start preemptively banning people who can't tell fact and fiction apart from furry conventions. Even beyond the "they feed the facists" side of things, not being able to differentiate pixels on a screen from real world abuse makes you a genuinely dangerous person.

bring back exposing radioactive takes to a friend instead of the internet

Update: first all vegetarian grocery trip done. Except I'm ill and dying, so it was a grocery order. Shopper swapped out impossible nuggies for impossible meatballs. Yeah definitely very equivalent item, thanks a lot man.

I'd even go as far as to call it the bee's knees but you know, the payment processors might be listening

Everyone line up for your mandatory knee inspection. I better not see any backward knees.

me: i sure wish there was a big long wood instrument for me to blow air into the humble didgeridoo:

maybe i’m cringe but ur mean and that’s worse

i love when youtubers talk about like instant mac n cheese or instant ramen and they're like "omg i haven't eaten this since i was a kid" like yeahhh!! omg saaaame yeah like i definitely don't still eat it regularly haha

While we're on the topic of horrible UX, Google hit me with a real exciting one today: a UX whose use is specifically and singularly to delete photos off Google Photos. It allows you to select more than 500 photos, then tells you that it cannot complete its only operation on more than 500 photos.

You know, I'm already horribly offended when a desktop application demands I log in to use it. But that desktop application then later forgetting my login and requiring me to log in again just crosses a line. Looking at you, @unity.com.

Hot take, but the Target on 2nd Ave is a disgusting stain on Downtown Seattle, and I will eat cake when it goes out of business and is torn down. There are hundreds of businesses much more deserving of that real estate.

new youtube challenge: "put food in your cat's bowl without waking them up challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)"

I think if my cat could speak, she would say motherfucker a whole lot.

Genuinely don't think Gavin Newsom wants to be president at this point, bro is speedrunning alienating his voter base

⚠️ TROUBLE MAKER ⚠️

Commission for Tredain!

Was Pete Hegseth trying to ERP with Claude or something...?

I like the new bird

Every now and then I'll get just a little bit too high and have some real life-altering thoughts. This last one was that I should become a vegetarian. And I mean, I honestly can't come up with a reason not to, so.

The first one actually haunts my nightmares dude, center of gravity isn't a fucking l i n e

feelin so caw about it lately man idk maybe I should get art of the crow

AWAWARRF⚠️

This is so many of y'all rn

cats during your darkest moment deepest ugly cry session will bust open your door like where's my dinner