It's window cleaning day, everyone please pray for my cat who's about to be traumatized for 6 hours by a person she doesn't know being on the other side of a pane of glass (and closed blinds) for a total of 2 minutes

Coffee grounds are the glitter of breakfast

beautiful to see this meme in real life

Here’s another one

My cat just started growling at something in the living room, so I think my apartment is haunted

The horrors persist, but I have a bagel, so like that's kind of cool I guess

cinco de why tho

what pisses me off the most about programming becoming so LLM-centric is that i just really fucking love programming as a creative process and having a machine do it all sucks every last drop of joy out of it for me

Freelance mail couriers ✉️ with @gassyfox.bsky.social ~

How I try to get your attention to show you my newest hyperfixation.

You may have a lambo, but have you ever had a cat make biscuits on your shoulder for so long that it was tingly afterwards? Didn’t think so.

I just got an ad promoting a company selling half loaves of bread You can’t make this shit up at this point, we live in the Onion

I almost had a mid-air collision with a crow today while crossing the street, which I’m pretty sure counts as friendly fire

No see downtown Bellevue isn’t real, because what do you mean there’s a 6 lane street leading to a Top Golf in the middle of the city

They moved my appointment to tomorrow, then proceeded to cancel it because "we don't handle these kinds of things," which presumably they were waiting until the day before my original appointment (in June) to tell me. So another hospital called to just tell me they have no openings at all. Cool.

🎨 comm for someone @ twitter! 🏷️ #furryart | #furry | #art | #riceartt

Idk man, call me a radical woke leftist, but I’m personally of the opinion that we should design major cities so it doesn’t take 3 times longer to get somewhere on public transit than with a car

Pretty sure my cat is A/B testing a 5:45 AM breakfast time on me

Companies that actually actively preserve their old software and make them freely available to the public after 20+ years are very cool and appreciated Honestly kind of moderately common Apple W

Confession

Damn they really leave out the biggest expense of owning a cat: more hard drives to store all your cat pictures on

Life imitating art.

Dutch cities are so funny because like what the fuck do you mean it’s pronounced like that

As much as I would rather have not been hit by a car in the first place, I maintain that being injured is at least 7.34 times better than being sick

Kind of fucked up that we've entirely normalized car dependency so hard that if SOMEONE ELSE injures you with their car and you don't have car insurance because you don't have a car, you just lose a layer of insurance entirely

Well my arm is not broken (good), but the emergency room called me and asked me to come back (bad) because they determined that I inherited "what the fuck is your kidney even doing" disease from my mother (bad also) and getting hit by a car further upset that (also bad also) I still hurt

We need better cycling infrastructure in this country. I was hit by a car yesterday while biking because we lack proper safe bike lanes. Also parking garages suck and I’m in pain.

You still don’t understand what you’re dealing with, do you? The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its stupidity.

Every time I have to schedule a doctor's appointment, I utter Eldritch curses under my breath toward all the people saying "with socialized healthcare, you're going to have long wait times!!!!!!1" because I now have to wait >2 months to be seen for an issue that's actively ruining my quality of life

My body tried to do the funny haha meme neurological thing it did to me in May of last year, but then it was like "hehe April fools" I hate bodies

why are you upside down? ✨ #furry #furryart #animation

Good news.

Being a gryphon must be so physiologically confusing

I feel attacked

Gib. Bellyrubs. Now.

Coyoter day is it

Happy coyote day bitchesssssss

Yip! Yap! Yop! Happy coyote day!

As you can see I really like bowties, so I tried adding one to my usual outfit Does it look silly… or kinda work? #birdart #digitalart #art

when i'm dysregulated, i need pizza when i'm regulated, i need pizza pizza

My soul is finally thawing

It me! Sometimes you just gotta get art of your OCs biting each other, ya know?

These doofuses preemptively renamed their entire company based off their worst product