Valentines day more like more like heh more like have a good day pppft heeee

Nature fact: Danger Coyotes are more dangerous

EYES ON THE PRIZE PEOPLE

Also, totally unrelated and I'm so sorry, but the cold water in my apartment is broken again, and having hot water come from a bidet might be the worst thing I've ever experienced

Been poking around at Matrix again lately. It seems pretty solid, but while the federated aspect has a much lower barrier to entry than something like Masto does, I think the encryption part is going to be a real stumbling block for mass user adoption.

how ur email finds me btw

YouTube is trying to stop users with uBlock from watching videos by throwing a "This content cannot be played" error, but of course their [likely vibe coded] solution is bad and can be easily bypassed. Get fucked, Google.

playing with dogs is ruff

I genuinely believe that "stupid fucking smelly nerds" shit has no place in leftist spaces

Bro they broke our fucking pergola

hey look, splort is already bad

Remember how the DOJ declared they want to investigate anyone who says anything "anti-capitalist"? I'm sure that's totally unrelated to companies demanding you give them identity information. It's all to protect the kids, for sure.

So, you should definitely bully Discord and tell them to reverse course on this stupid bullshit but also Genuinely. Not to be doomer over here but. What's the plan for when they tell us to fuck off and that they're gonna do it anyways?

Stop trying to legislate away parent responsibility. My internet rights are being infringed by bad parenting.

2006: "Never give anyone online your real name." 2026: "Give us your full name, date of birth, gender, address, ID number, blood type, biometrics, mother's maiden name, debit card pin, SSN, "

It got louder

You'd think we won the Super Bowl or something

Superb owl Sunday? Idk man I think they're pretty superb every day

Hey, just wanted to let you know... 🐺🌕

The ads situation on YouTube is genuinely at "this should actually not be legal" levels holy shit

feeling COYOTE about it

People who commit corporate espionage in 2026 are so funny, like bro it's pretty well known that your company is not gonna give you 2 weeks warning before laying you off and you wanna commit crimes for them??? get real

I really gotta get a ref of my crow, I have some great ideas to really encapsulate its personality

crow-tuah, caw on that thang

I don't know who needs to hear this today, but big tech companies are all banking on you thinking you physically and mentally do not have the capability to learn advanced computer literacy

Give birds knives They deserve them

Oh I guess I don't need to be wearing my Christmas hat anymore huh

book burning is bad however the only appropriate use of harry potter books specifically is for kindling they serve no other purpose

Holy shit it's almost like we were fucking right the whole time WOWIE

Iron Lung was great someone should make a game about it

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Gamify cutting off shitty megacorps. 10 points for canceling Prime, Disney+, etc. 15 for shopping at a farmer's market instead of Walmart, Kroger, etc. 25 for deleting your Twitter, TikTok, etc. 50 for replacing Adobe software with open source alts. Etc. Etc. Start an anti-capitalism leaderboard.

critter with 0 thinks in their head. (it's me)

The Most Frightening Unsolved Case You’ve NEVER Heard Of

My cat woke up, swallowed her breakfast in one bite, threw all of it up, and then screamed for the entire duration of my morning Zoom meeting All before I even started making my coffee

Getting hit on at the gay bar and replying "haha yeah" because I have the swagger of a cheesy gordida crunch

what being on therian bsky feels like

It's so loud outside that you'd think we're going to the Super Bowl or something

oh no

Being a leftist sucks because we should be running politicians and getting people into office with these apparently pretty popular policies, meanwhile we're still at the level where it's controversial to ask our own people to stop using the Nazi website with the AI that generates child porn.

*opens article* "Consent to cookies!" "Subscribe to our newsletter!" "Consent to notifications!" "I know you said no 2 seconds ago, but subscribe to our newsletter anyways!" "Pay us $5/mo!" "Check out this car ad!"

ICYMI, Rep. @kristinereeveswa.bsky.social pulled the "so you're opposed to protecting children" stunt at the public hearing for HB 2112 yesterday when someone brought up privacy issues with the bill. She's a Democrat. So here's your regular reminder that establishment Democrats are not your friends.

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

Hey eastsiders visiting Seattle (yes you're that obvious), "You're not planning to eat for the rest of the day, I hope" is NOT how you strike up a conversation at a diner holy shit

Every time I see "Donald Trump" trending, I cross my fingers and pray to every god in existence that today is the day I get to eat cake.

Dieting tip: get a cat that bothers you and doesn't let you eat at mealtime until you feed them, and then bothers you and doesn't let you eat after they have finished their food.