Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone

Jasper enjoyng a sun puddle before breakfast

Snozzidges and beanz for tea!

The curry has arrived

Waiting for the takeaway....

My spirit animal

Autism defined by Autistic people:

Call me jingoistic, xenophobic. I don’t care… but all these foreigners coming over here **invading** and meddling with our politics. Doesn’t sit me with well, guv

Important data point here: “A sharp fall in Labour's performance is accompanied more often by an above average Green performance than it is by a strong Reform performance”. The Greens have already hurt Labour even before any direct gains.

The extremely rare catcopus.

Across Scotland, National readers have the opportunity to elect the biggest pro-independence majority our Parliament has ever seen and to halt the hateful and racist politics of Reform UK and their wealthy friends, writes Gillian Mackay✍️ Read here: www.thenational.scot/politi...

Offered with Sniggering 😆 🤣 😂 😹 IYKYK

Nadiya's prawn saffron biryani for tea!

So many people still just don’t get it!

It was wrong when the media did this to Ed Miliband when he was leader and it is wrong to do this to Polanski. Genuinely have no idea how awfulness like this gets past editors… It’s really not that hard to criticise policies or politicians without being antisemitic.

Appreciate an MP speaking out on the medias treatment of Jewish politicians they dislike. Thank you for the solidarity, Sarah.

Sharing, without comment, British newspapers’ depictions of the only Jewish person currently leading a UK political party . Times. Mail. Telegraph. Sun.

Everyone in the UK should watch this if they're voting on Thursday... youtu.be/z5A0qpWUrfg?...

This is absolutely vile and disgraceful. As a country we are so much better than this. Whatever you decide on 7 May JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM

Just watching David Attenborough's recollection of meeting the gorillas. What a beautiful, moving scene.

Cocoa loves David Attenborough's programmes

Absolutely 💯

How did £5 million of "security" make Nigel so insecure?

Name your top 15 TV shows, no overthinking Dr Who Better Call Saul Breaking Bad Mad Men Star Trek M*A*S*H Father Ted Fargo Slow Horses Dexter Miranda The Goodies Line of Duty The Magic Roundabout Buffy the Vampire Slayer

I’ve just signed this birthday card for Sir David Attenborough’s 100th -- thought you might like to add your name too! act.gp/4uiak8e

A search for record cards seems to mean a toupé is required...

The state of British politics. A crypto-billionaire based in Thailand gives £12 million to Reform UK and £5 million to Farage personally, and we are supposed to believe that he did so entirely out of the kindness of his cold dead heart, expecting nothing in return.

What a great concept

Getting gassed by hairspray just watching Scott Fitzgerald. #totp

Mambo No 5 #totp

Ain't no party like an SClub party - Allegedly #totp

Cheers folks, happy Friday!

We're told that Scotland is overrun with asylum seekers. But actually, fewer than 7,000 people are seeking asylum here. That’s only 0.12% of the total population. They wouldn’t even fill Falkirk football stadium. Get the facts here: https://ow.ly/uLW950YQZti

Gibbins (the actual spelling) has spent years posting racism and misogyny on Facebook. In 2024, Gibbins said, “Carnt believe amount of nigerians in town.....should melt them all down and fill in the pot holes!!” It’s far from the only example.

Can we skip the baby steps of aligning, and instead finally accept that the UK should return to its rightful place at the heart of Europe?

Trump's team didn't stop to think how a room full of journalists would react when the shots were fired 🤣 📷 📷 📷 📷

Hegseth right after shots fired

Published on tumblr a few days ago.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’ve made a few edits to Reform’s elections flyer to more accurately reflect their policies, and am sticking it back to them in the Freepost. Surprising how they missed all of these out.

stop press from “slow” Sussex:

Cheers folks, erm the wine went down rather too quickly, more supplies required. Happy Friday!

Palantir plan to take over the US Government. What the hell are the UK government doing even thinking of letting them in here?

Didn't see that coming 🙄

An American woman completely losing her shit after seeing the painted mural outside St John's Church in Edinburgh's West End of Princes Street that says "The people of Edinburgh stand with Iran". Glorious, she was telling the kids to find out "who owned the church" so she could complain 😂

BBC News - Plans for adult neurodivergence diagnosis service on Isle of Man - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Lovely walk down the east coast today. Bass Rock seen from Tyninghame, East Lothian.