🚨BREAKING: Parliament is going to debate the petition Calling for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy on 9 February. This is why it’s so important👇 youtu.be/Cnl8MNhwEY0?...

Introducing the Andrew Gifford postcard Collection - a set of six beautiful images from that most talented of arboreal artists. www.rathergoodart.co.uk/product/andr... #andrewgifford #rathergoodart

Maria Chooooooooon! #totp

A little rose to kick the evening off? Don't mind if I do! Cheers, happy Friday folks!

Added a tragus piercing to the triple forward helix. That'll do for this ear!

Not a politician. Not a reporter. Just a man from Italy... ...with a message for America.

🚨🇪🇺 Brexit WOW moment 🇪🇺🚨 The Brexitgraph Telegraph published a full-blown obituary for Brexit: 📉 GDP down 8% 📉 Investment down 18% 📉 Productivity down 4% 📉 Employment down 4% ❌ No trade benefits ❌ No regulatory freedom ❌ No upside whatsoever Do you agree it’s time to end Brexit?

Jasper 'helping' me change the bedding.

They want us to forget about the Epstein files. We will not. Sascha Riley (SR), a decorated Iraq war veteran, shares their testimony of being trafficked by Epstein. *TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️ Includes written description and audio recording of SR's words. lisevoldeng.substack.com/p/dont-worry...

Utterly brilliant as ever... youtu.be/8saU0WeocP0?...

Weather Girls Chooooon! #totp

It’s time we started taking Trump’s threats seriously. God forbid if Greenland is attacked, the UK should immediately sanction the Trump Organization and think twice about whether we want US forces on our soil at all.

Power Ballad alert! BBC2, Bonnie Tyler Total Eclipse of the Heart

It's time the world started coordinating a mass boycott of all American games in the World Cup.

Bastard cough - just get tae fuck now.

1980s music on the BBC

Wine *may* have been had.

I might be late to the party, but I've just finished watching season 1 and 2 of Severance on Apple. It's pure brilliance

Remembering Renee Nicole Good when she volunteered at child + youth outreach programmes and summer Bible study group missions in Northern Ireland 20 yrs ago "When I was getting homesick, she'd sing to me. She had a voice of an angel. She'd bring me cups of tea "She had a nurturing, beautiful soul"

Stephen Colbert on the ICE murder of Renee Nicole Good: “The message from this administration is clear. Only they determine the truth. And when their forces come to your city: obey or die. And if you die, you clearly didn’t obey. This should be an alarm bell for the entire country.”

I can't join ICE because I am pro life

My first cinema. The Odeon, South Clerk Street Edinburgh

🚨Double denim alert! This is not a drill #totp

Choooon #totp

Pope Leo doing what Keir Starmer won't do, criticise Trump for attacking Venezuela, "War is back in vogue. And the zeal for war is spreading" "The principle established after WWII that prohibited nations from using force to violate the borders of others has been completely undermined"

Lionel Ritchie #totp

Choooon! #totp

Nice song, but no need for the helium #totp

Wannabe Toyah here #totp

Someone wants a puppodum...

What a nasty rag, not hard to see who they support.

“Can I begin by saying I hope all colleagues had a happy Christmas. It probably feels quite along time ago now, but not for Reform of course because today is the day that they celebrate Christmas in Russia” Keir Starmer #PMQs

Free, Free South America.

Timeline cleanse Cocoa at the Christmas tree again #Caturday

Well fuck you Lance you utter Brexshit twat.

This 👇🏼

New Year fry up 😋

2026 going well so far, compared to New Year's Day 2025. Last year our cat Jasper greeted us on New Year's Day by protesting profusely on our bed, while we were still in it, because we forgot to see to his litter tray the day before.

Me welcoming in 2026

Kicking off with Spanish canapés and G&Ts #Hogmanay

Butter Chicken and Salmon Curry for Hogmanay! Plus assorted canapés and dessert provided by friends. And wine of course. Wishing you all a very happy New Year ❤️

Practising for Hogmanay, a rum and coke just before midnight.

And here he is, Jasper sitting in my face, telling me there's something behind me, probably a mahoosive spider. If I turn round I'll get the "ha ha made you look stare". If I don't, I might have a mahoosive spider crawling over my face at 3am. Little shit, he can play me like a fiddle.

My SiL issued a three line whip on having a walk, straight after a huuuuuuuuge meal. I grumped, muttered and burped my way up to Torphin and Torduff, but I admit it was worth it 👇

OH MY GODDDDD! Prince Andrew hit a 6-8 year old with a car, graped her, and Ghislaine shocked her electrically?! English child molester