It’s too early for this level of Razorback-related stress, man.

This has to be the most AI-looking non-AI art I’ve seen. Truly beautiful work, which of course is only possible through the years of work, practice, failure and perseverance he put into it. Y’know, meaningful human shit.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.

Oh no oh shit oh fuck

Time for my top 10 albums of the year, non-Spotify version: 1A. Geese - Getting Killed 1B. Cameron Winter - Heavy Metal* (*Dec 24) 3. Friendship - Caveman Wakes Up 4. Youth Lagoon - Rarely Do I Dream 5. Hayden Pedigo - I’ll Be Waving As You Drive Away 6. Saya Gray - SAYA 7. Disiniblud- Disiniblud

In retrospect I prefer this timeline

We are not a serious program.

Happy King of the Hill screen labeled Adult Content day to those who celebrate

Go birds

Hogs fans are already pre-venting on Wikipedia

Welp, my preferred candidate for Arkansas is off the board. Not mad at all that we’re gonna wind up with someone who only managed a winning conference record once in the Sunbelt. Nope. Not mad at all.

We should try winning by 60 every game imo

Ohhh yeah, this hits hard

Got diagnosed with high blood pressure on Monday. This basketball team might literally kill me 👍

I mean… all things considered that was a really impressive half of basketball. We could be a problem this year, folks. Woo pig sooie and whatnot.

WHAT A CATCH HOW

I can’t believe I’m sitting here voluntarily watching Big Noon Kickoff. This carriage dispute has got to end, man. This is sicko shit.

This new ROSALÍA album tho 🫨

Sure, we’ve all heard of blood thinners. Well today, sharks, I’d like to introduce you to my new invention: blood thickers

It is dreary, rainy, and cold for the first time this fall. You know what that means — it’s PJ Harvey time, baby

Called it

If this means we can be free of Petrino forever then fuck it, toss a few more ints, I don’t even care

I’m gonna really need Death to start evening out the good/evil scales sooner rather than later, man. This one hurts.

This line has been playing on repeat in my head since the weekend

“So I says to Mable, I says…”

Well it happened. My favorite album (Geese - Getting Killed), favorite game (Hades II), and favorite movie (One Battle After Another) of the year all came out the same fucking week.

I’m Team Anyone But Petrino Jesus Christ Have A Little Dignity

Heavy Metal is my album of the year* and I have been eagerly anticipating this album ever since. After reading this I’m at a fever pitch. Might even be a rare day one vinyl pickup. (*technically from December 2024 but I didn’t hear it until this year. Sue me.)

Let me just take a moment to solemnly say: fuck Bruce Pearl, always and forever.

Sims and/or Terri Lynn’s BBQ, both in Little Rock

Got Covid + flu Friday here in deep red Arkansas. No issues whatsoever. If nothing else, do it to spite RFK Jr!

If you don’t like that, you don’t like Arkansas Razorback football

Microdosing the Incredible Machine

What a fucking game. Yay football

Happy Game Day and fire Bobby Petrino, y'all!

Sounds like campus was just given the all clear. No shots fired, no injuries, no arrests per FPD. A fucking hoax.

Shit shit shit. Hearing from friends on campus that there is an active shooter situation at the University of Arkansas, in or near Mullins Library

My feed has been appropriately curated. Way to go, me. We’re so back.

Water From Your Eyes. Terrible, F- band name. But hey! As it turns out, the actual music is pretty damn good!

RIP, Fashion Sluts 10 VHS 😔

The OJ verdict and the first round of the NCAA tournament circa ‘90-‘95 are the first that pop to mind.

Honestly, order of release for me. All great.

Late to the party but damn this is maybe my album of the year so far?

Just heard the news that TRVE Brewing is closing. Easily my favorite beer in Denver. An end of an era and just another piece of terrible news in a day that was already chock-full.

I took the food test and as it turns out I just mostly like food. www.idrlabs.com/food-choice/...

i can’t express how much i stan rick steves

The greatest beat-em-up of all time

Evergreen (derogatory)

To be clear, I’m talking about Arkansas athletics: AHHHFHFHDHFJJFKF