Alf was real

all I really wanna do this summer is train and write songs

I need my hit so I too can die

I had a really bizarre fever dream earlier that i can’t remember. Right before i woke up i was lighting a small pile of cheese on fire on the ground indoors

🎵”She got a lot of pretty pretty boys that she calls friends”🎶 me, thinking to myself: wow.. she’s just like me for real

just because I wear my guitar low doesn’t mean I hold disrespect for those who wear theirs high. I simply saw Robert Trujillo crab walking one day and felt it was my gender

an Ibanez RG woman and a telecaster man can never truly be friends

There's an episode of THE REAL ADVENTURES OF JONNY QUEST where the bad guy hacks into whales and dolphins' "internet" and then uses them to attack humans.

Stare into the abyss Like a terrible fish

okay, how much rope dart is actually in Naruto? Like, would it be worth watching for me

it’s hard out here for a goth muscle mommy mercenary

Protect the Discs

what do you MEAN Fuel My Fire is an L7 song that The Prodigy covered? what do you MEAN I didn’t already know this??

every theatre kid troupe has that one trade guy..

Poocretia, my peeflection… 🎶 🥀

training for the inevitable pdx chapter of Twinks vs Dolls

didn’t learn about the deleted scene in Field of Dreams where the ghost baseball players all bang until today

frankly rude that when a normal person spends 3 days deep cleaning their apartment they’re getting shit done but when I do it it’s a “manic episode”

Had a nice, 20 minute call with Mitch McConnell today

THE ACKROOMS

How did everyone agree upon "unalive" when "deadify" is right there

My pooflection Smelly mirror

Hey can you come pick me up I need karaoke therapy

The dumbness of things generally is very annoying

Help I think he may be my favorite metal singer ever but he totally poos as a person. Who is he?

if only I could kill The Killers (band)

swiped Old Spice under my arms today because I woke up feeling like a toxic lesbian

when I only have the misinformation I gave myself to go off of

Look at what the cis do with their “fairness in sports” bro lmao 😭

been cleaning with breaks only for sleep and sustenance since I got home from work yesterday

everyone clowned or ignored this album and I can’t speak for the whole thing but this track is a perfect Orgy song

not right now, mommy is leaving hate comments on Postal Service nostalgia posts

my emotional support bottomless pit i cover with a rug when i don't want to look at it

it’s working

MySpace was the best social media because it let you play a song on your profile anytime somebody went to it

the way she ate him up and farted out his bones

Save me, that one Primer 55 album

You keep your peace I’ll keep my collection of celebrity tonsils

You will regret not stealing that big comfy sweatshirt from trade You will regret not stealing that big comfy sweatshirt from trade

Ugh i think this like every day but i should be making MORE music

Some Dreamcast love. ♥️

Any warhammer 40k obsessed rappers out there?

poly people are ugly? Yeah that would explain why I’m up to my eyeballs in beauty and love

Play us a song Quesadilla man

he literally screamed, “I love you, mommy” in the throes of passion. I’m afraid another bombshell has entered the villa..

New PlayStation marketing just dropped

how it feels to listen to Rasputina

Is this news about no physical games good or bad news for places like Limited Run Games?