imagine being stephen miller and having the audacity to encourage someone to practice kindness

i think danny is the only person on earth who fully appreciates my deep devotion to this character

idk why i thought watching an episode on my lunch break was a good idea, now i gotta go back to my job all horny and sad

it just occurred to me that none of my original characters have siblings. this is fuckin weird for me, a person who is very close to their siblings.

brian's not watching heated rivalry (tho he might if i pressured him enough lol) so i've resorted to talking to mrs. brian's best friend about it instead lol

currently

congratulations to @purabruja.bsky.social who just got to be the one to tell me the first heated rivalry book was rebranded stucky fanfic i am losing my mind

quiet night home alone, worn out from work, sad from my sister having to put down her cat this morning… i think it’s finally time for me to start the gay hockey show

any time brian takes too long to respond to one of my texts in the middle of the workday i just KNOW that motherfucker is taking a nap

Rob Reiner was the best of us, and the other guy is the worst of us. Try to be more Rob and less the other. 💙

wait a damn minute is the spidey theme song patrick stump lmao

even if he didn’t kill tupac (he did) the fact that tupac didn’t like diddy is reason enough to hate him

last week i made a comment to my engineers that i need to use my standing desk more and was like "so if you see me sitting during our morning call please call me out" and then i've been pretty good about doing it

i wish i was exaggerating when i say i got approximately 2 hours of sleep last night. i could not fall asleep for ANYTHING

this would be a dream and not because of his pitching but because i have a BIG ol crush on him

you know i'm overstimulated this week because i kinda don't even want to go for my massage today lol

albie lost his one white whisker 😭 thankfully i spotted it on the couch and so can save it forever like the crazy lady i am

"you're my biggest boy" i say to albie, lying to his face for the 8th time today

hell yeah miggy

is he ok???

WHY are two of my dream men hanging out what's happening and what if they kiss

been in the same spot in every yoga class for nearly two years. someone swooped in before class this evening and took my spot. guess her nationality 😒

i know everyone in this administration is completely divorced from decency and reality but HOW do you not lose your shit if you're rubio? talking this energetically while the president is FULLY nodding off in front of you. i would simply laugh or be so flustered i'd be unable to go on

got cold, threw on a hoodie over my turtleneck, and now i’m a suburban mom from the 90s

periodic post to remind everyone that I love my trans homies and if you don’t love the trans homies please never engage with me / just block me.

They’ve murdered Venezuelan and Colombian nationals for unsubstantiated claims of trafficking but they’re pardoning a convicted drug trafficker whom the US Department of Justice showed is a “violent, multi-ton drug trafficker” who at least twice “helped arrange murders of drug trafficking rivals.”

I love stories like this because it forces me to be good at my job so nothing I do ends up in a story exactly like this

watching this “dirty pop” documentary and i know i’m about to be listening to bsb and nsync for the next week

sending nathan and family lots of love!!

some call it "spending money irresponsibly", i call it "investing in gold to protect myself from an unstable economy"

the fucking AUDACITY of Demi to say they’re not being girl’s girls when she is the queen of betraying other women for her own advancement. If she was assaulted that is terrible and should not have happened but she cannot be surprised that they don’t trust her as far as they can throw her

if your holiday card from me smells like nerd clusters it’s because I’ve been shoving them in my mouth and then licking the envelopes and I’m not sorry

it’s no coincidence that the hottest woman on momtok (miranda) is also a lib who hates trump and was recently dancing to the mamdani song

On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city. We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.

nice

literally just bring back your DEI programs. that's it. i haven't give target a cent since that decision and some bullshit AI partnership doesn't replace ethical business practices. it's actually the opposite.

just simultaneously spilled both a glass of cold brew and a bottle of sparkling water across my desk... doing great

went on an amazing yoga retreat this weekend and left with a heart so full of love and hope and purpose. and today i have only two 30 minute breaks between 8:30a and 5p so i'm gonna be drawing on that heart bank all day lol

big dumper ROBBED

one of my coworkers just described another team as “not people who are fully hands on the wheel” which is not an insult i’ve heard before but is 100% accurate

already had meetings all morning and i'm about to go into another 3.5 hours. send prayers

in a very perilous situation* right now *wearing an open-knit sweater in a three-cat household

i love working with women because yesterday in a 1:1 i stopped midsentence on an important topic to say "oh i like my hair like this" and she was fully like "ME TOO"

lol brian's getting a picture on my christmas card this year, i hope he feels appropriately honored

my nephew is one today and i cannot stress enough how much this baby looks like he could be mine lol

“The people” in this sentence are 10 white male billionaires

one of my favorite 2025 plot twists is my alabama sorority girl sister-in-law becoming vocally pro-palestine

grateful that the supreme court has done exactly one thing right