AND WHEN YOU BUILD THE STATUE MAKE IT THIS POSE

YAMA REMAINS THAT BITCH

lamb graham is good luck

🥹🥹🥹

my BOYFRIEND 🥹

once again i am flummoxed at my ability to lose things when i live alone bc where the fuck is my Chris Taylor jersey? I’m starting to wonder if i imagined having one

you ever just NEED cheese grits and a bacon egg and cheese biscuit?

“why do you care that your house is on fire? you’ll live in a mansion someday!” BITCH I DONT WANT A MANSION THIS IS MY HOUSE AND I WANT TO LIVE HERE

I’ve never turned off a World Series game in my life but lmao today’s the day

kill me

lol at that being a single not complaining but lol

goddamn i love defense

jesus good pivot blake

goddamnit

girl why would you swing

oh that was a blessing

ENRIQUE

that’s my MAN y’all

blake please

my internet has been going in and out nonstop for two days now and if xfinity does not get their SHIT together before first pitch i am going to throw a fucking fit

i spent about 36 hours being sick as a damn dog because i forgot to take my antidepressants on tuesday night and didn't realize until the nausea truck hit me around noon on wednesday... i'm both too old and not old enough to forget to take the medication i've been on for 15 years

oh no alex and kayla 😦

no offense but as of this morning i’ve officially lost 50lbs shout out to modern medicine (tirzepatide)

does everyone’s mother send recipes in the least helpful way or is it an italian-american thing

I wish Chris Taylor was here

I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR

SHOHEI OHTANI WHAT A GUY

FYI part deux

alex i love u

i’m driving home so i got to hear @stephennelson.bsky.social call that ohtani homerun and i’m deeply blessed for that

😎😎😎

TYMB!!!!

cue the thirsty fan edits

I know this isn’t happening. I know I’m not about to watch Blake Treinen blow this game

shawty what that thang doooo

lmao at mark prior’s face

WHERE WOULD YOU ALL BITCHES BE WITHOUT MAXIMUS MUNCY????????

thank you max muncy

this is cute

i'm two doses into finally getting the hpv vaccine series and both times the pharmacist was like [paraphrased for dramatic effect] "this is going to make your arm hurt like a motherfucker later so please ice it and also i'm sorry" but for me it hasn't hurt at all post-injection? am i a superhero?

just got my covid booster - suck it, rfk

this bitch

yama you DIVA, you BAD BITCH, you LEGEND

iktr

baseball!!!!!!

october kiké!!!

I 10000% thought he caught it 🥲