I wish we had SCOTUS cameras so I could see if Sauer really is sweating like a pig

Boy, George Clinton's offer to paint the White House black is looking pretty good right now.

Ted Cruz on Fox, lying his ass off.

I really regret not having commissioned a million "I don't care about Taylor Swift" tees. I'd be rich beyond the dreams of avarice.

It is my tribe's Day of Atonement and a time to reflect on our personal failings and fallibility and to resolve firmly to be better. Like so many other Jews, I am so tasked today. But, alas, I have long known the limits of human penitence. A Yom Kippur tale reposted: davidsimon.com/the-frauds-o...

If I start referring to "Frank Burns, the Secretary of Waaah" you'll know who I'm talking about, right?

The only thing I know about Amelia Earhart is that she made an album with Laurie Anderson.

Amelia WHO?

"I don't care that he's dead." "He's not a hero." "He's a scumbag." "He shouldn't be celebrated." No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd. Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.

What's the over/under on they got the wrong guy again?

"Don't wait for it to happen. Don't even want it to happen. Just watch what does happen."

Who would have thought the most soul-baring Taylor Swift song was the one about how much she wanted the football player?

🇺🇦 Re-upping this one in the name of decency and democracy. Slava Ukraini!

It ain't going away, no it ain't going away....

But Trump has been literally (if unwillingly) pushing the Epstein story by reacting in such an even for him, unhinged way. He's been providing almost all of the smoke from this fire.

Expected Superman to be Mythic with touches of humor like the Donner movies. Instead it's a gloriously weird mess.

Apologies to the 4B movement. Shoulda read the ID first. By the way Andy Warhol is already dead so don't bother.

Went little library shopping and picked up Robert Crais' The Watchman (A Joe Pike novel) and Henry James' The Turn of the Screw for I contain multitudes.

No kings.

Stephen Miller is privately raging over deportation numbers he deems too low. So he's shifting huge amounts of law enforcement resources away from fighting serious crimes and into his immigration crackdown. If voters knew about this, they'd recoil. 1/ (new piece) newrepublic.com/article/1961...

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It's only a matter of time before he tries to pardon Hannibal Lecter.

I am seeing a lot of people posting about this anti-democracy provision of the GOP budget bill. Here is Democracy Docket’s coverage from last Thursday. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

The point is a simple one. When the foundations of civic democratic America are being systematically gutted by the most reactionary administration at least in modern American history we shld be even less patient than usual with clout chasing lefty pablum making a perverse common cause with reaction.

Way I see it America only works as a Qatar protectorate.

Conclave starts tomorrow so we can elect a new George Wendt.

This is what ripping families apart over immigration status looks like. Don’t look away

Anybody know anything about Wikibiography? Doesn't seem to be affiliated with Wikipedia and looks a little shady.

I'm gonna be one of "those" people and give a small tasteful wag of the finger to Mikey Madison for not giving Pam Adlon a shoutout.

Used to describe David Johansen as "A cross between Mick Jagger and my Aunt Barbara" and I stand by that.

Trump just invented spittle diplomacy.

We're at the stage where stories about Donald Trump are being preceded by "Love Him or Hate Him."

CFPB - closed USAID - closed Medicaid - under attack NIH cancer funding - frozen Department of Education - under attack But do you know who just got a NEW government contract for $38,858,978 literally today? SpaceX — owned by Elon Musk

What is your favorite piece of comic book philosophy? For me it's "You've gotta be one of the good guys, son: cause there's too many of the bad."

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Just RT’d this over at the Bad Place and it was like shaking a jar of red ants. #fun

What I REALLY want to know is how Deepseek is going to revolutionize the Segway industry.

And Truth Social Apprentice Post starts.......now

Morning 🌞💙