Excellent news! Someone put Columbo on my tv again!

It’s just interesting!

got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit

Southland Tales redeemed!

Spending the next month in a hairshirt after misidentifying S03e01 of Columbo as S02e08.

They’re calling it 70mm Christmas morning!

well would you look at that… it’s thursday

Scanners III (Dir. RFK Jr.)

I like this cup because it thinks we’re friends. More cups should tell people they’re cool guys!

FBI showed up this morning with a printout of my Johnny English review and shredded my passport right in front of me

Something we can hopefully all agree on:

There’s this German word Gesamtkunstwerk that means a total work containing many smaller pieces of art and I think it rocks and English should have a version.

SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool

Gavin Newsom suggesting that 25 years of age is too young to transition and agreeing to right-wing entryism of concern trolling about trans people in sports. This is your opposition leader? I will never vote for Gavin Newsom anyone who thinks trans people are actual humans will follow suit.

Is this something? Is this anything?

ELVERA'S GACHO SHOP; 30 Sittee St, Belize City, Belize https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=17.4994929%2C-88.1965026&query_place_id=ChIJrY3XCdlZXI8R3crc2HRUUMg

If Jeffries or Schumer offered themselves up to the Sunday shows to speak out against the military occupation of the Black majority US capital city they would have been booked. So far it doesn’t look like they bothered.

Once again being charged with Crimes against Humanity because I used CRISPR to make living statues. ‘30 foot tall 40 headed Cyclops’ is my David, and I regret nothing.

Oh you’re Catholic? Name 12 of your siblings that were baptized on Saint’s days.

Just got some blu-rays from Australia. Appreciate the movies we can’t get here but one of them came with a commemorative spoon. With respect to everyone who believes in the Queen, what the hell am I supposed to do with a decorative spoon?

The final boss of being chronically ill isn’t the insurance company, it’s pharmacists.

You know that extremely common saying ‘Porcupines are the strongest animal they have no weaknesses!’ What about love? Quills can’t stop a broken heart. I’m going back in time to stop this saying at it’s root.

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Bye forever, WeTransfer.

Ahh bloomin heck

11 Jun 2025

Once again a small town is erecting a statue of me for tricking their oligarchical mayor into drinking to poisoned well water he claimed was clean. This one is bronze and I think turned out pretty okay. Much better than Ogdenvilles.

I turned 100 years old today! If I could pass on one tip to gen alpha it’s that smoking real cigarettes will keep your insides warm and you don’t need to buy bourgeois “long pants” or “jackets” saving you tons of money. This is why gen z can’t buy homes.

When Eric Adams, a corrupt dirtbag centrist cop, won the primary four years ago, mainstream white media was quick to anoint him as "the future" of the Democratic party. Nate Silver said he's be the party's presidential nominee. Mamdani wins and it's like "oh, shit, well, there's still the general."

Donkey Kong being able to lay eggs canonically is a recession indicator.

The NYT was cited in the Supreme Court ruling used to strip trans people of healthcare. This is EXACTLY WHY the “just asking questions” crowd of centrist edgelord journalists are dangerous. They launder transphobia through faux neutral “debate” and act like it’s intellectual curiosity

The thing about Tucker humiliating Ted Cruz isn’t that Tucker is smart it’s that Ted Cruz feels an obligation to treat Tucker with some level of respect and answer questions instead of displaying open contempt which is what Republicans do to all other members of the media

"THE WITCH IS MISOGYNIST", "NOSFERATU IS MISOGYNIST" bro maybe you just can't read, but for movies

Natasha Lyonne: Oh you still don’t believe me? Listen to this recording! Oddly robotic David Lynch: hello movie fans, if there’s one thing i love more than taffy it’s bitcoin

@veternariandoctor is it healthy if my dogs nose looks so smooth I thought it was supposed to be bumpy? Thank you!

Around the World (La La La La La) - Radio Edit

Computer soup is delicious I don’t care about tech bros and doctors saying ‘stop eating computer soup.’ No!

"Criminalizing theft would be bad for thieves."

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

When the Cass Review came out last year, the NYT rushed to cover it complete with post notifications. After reviews in Germany and Utah came out supporting gender affirming care for trans youth, dead silence. You can be just as biased in what you don't cover as what you do.

interesting how two dead ambassadors "casts a harsh spotlight" while tens of thousands of dead civilians in the rubble of their bombed apartments somehow doesn't

Which one of these two is contributing to society

You can't be pro-unions and also pro-AI. AI is the ULTIMATE scab.

Been collecting Italian character actors for a while now and today I pulled a Speckled Vittorio Caprioli!

Springcells be like “Noo you can’t declare a song of the summer! It’s still spring for another month.” Summerchads can’t hear them over the Pyramid of Health blasting out the speakers.