Kyrie just made the most wanted list at Skynet

The United States Department of Justice, everyone… Also, I’m pretty sure Bondi celebrates every time Trump gets blown

Knicks win second first ever FIFA NBA World Peace Prize. Banner time 🤣

12 dead at a mass shooting at a Hanukkah celebration at Bondi Beach.💔 A 43-year-old father of two, Ahmed al Ahmed, snuck up & tackled a gunman to disarm him. Ahmed was shot twice. Both Jewish & Muslim faiths teach that “to save one life is to save all humanity.” Let us hold fast to our humanity.❤️

RFK is endangering us all with an unprecedented & entirely preventable measles outbreak in South Carolina Rubio is escalating war & destroying our alliances with Canada & Europe Justice Roberts is ripping the Voting Rights Act & giving POTUS unlimited immunity Putin could not be more pleased

RFK Jr and Lucious Lindsey’s dream of flooding SC in Freedom Freckles is coming to fruition.

My biggest childhood fear

three members of the coaching staff spent 10 minutes with Scottie to explain what Jaylen meant

🖕🏻the vulnerable

At least 23 uses of: ”I”, “me”, or “my”… Fucking child.

Trump pardoned Former Honduras President Juan Orlando Hernández, for trafficking 500 tons of cocaine to USA The Honduran AG just issued an international warrant for his arrest, saying, "America's not sending its best people, they're drug dealers, they're rapists, & some, I assume, are good people."

Spain has always struggled with pizza

wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics

YASS!! He’s an asshole!!!

I love how they position this shit as if it was cool when Obama did it. It wasn't. We didn't approve of it then either. This is no different than the Rs who say "well Bill Clinton is in the Epstein Files". Yeah! We know! Toss his ass in jail too.

No Habba job. Sad!

Um...

Deeee-lightful to see.

Dry with no seasonings, even the cranberry jelly looks bland. This is on-brand AF. Plain macaroni? Just boiled and strained? Must be daddy’s/hubby’s delicate dentures

Today •Israeli soldiers murdered 2 Palestinians in the West Bank via cold blooded execution •American soldiers murdered 2 civilians in the Caribbean via cold blooded execution Here’s the thing—Unless you’re loudly condemning both, you’re enabling both. ‪We don’t have time for cowardice & hypocrisy.

J.D. “Baloney Nipples” Vance.

This is why I’m not excited about today’s vote. Lucy is going to move the football…again. As always…

@markwarner.bsky.social @kaine.senate.gov What up DINOs? Virginia is a blue state, kindly see yourselves out in your next election cycles.

Celebrating the Royal Saudi Bonesaw for brutally murdering one of our reporters. Goddammit

Too many to count…💦

Are we still arresting youth pastors for fucking 15 year olds? Huh. Looks like we are. www.joemygod.com/2025/11/miss...

@kaine.senate.gov @markwarner.bsky.social You morons👆🏻

There’s still time to call senators. Let me explain. Sorry not sorry about the cat. He’s also really upset about this deal.

cc: @kaine.senate.gov @markwarner.bsky.social

Tim Kaine telling voters he was lying when he said he cared about healthcare and that was just something he said to get morons to vote for him and that this is all just a silly inter-office spat with my cubemate

Warner was part of the team that negotiated the capitulation for Schumer, and let his fellow Ds who aren't up for election in '26 to take the fall.

honest screencap:

Tuck Fim Kaine (D-umb motherfucker)

Democrats joining Republicans to kill Americans. There is no other way to read this. People will die without their healthcare. These politicians no matter their past should be remembered as the murderers they are.

Senator Tim Kaine’s (D-ickhead) phone numbers: D.C.: 202.224.4024 Richmond: 804.771.2221 Virginia Beach: 757.518.1674 Manassas: 703.361.3192 Fredericksburg: 540.369.7667 Roanoke: 540.682.5693 Abingdon: 276.525.4790 Call ‘em all, let ‘em know.

@kaine.senate.gov is no leader. He’s a Trump/Mike Johnson supporter. Vote accordingly

@kaine.senate.gov Even if you ‘only vote for it’, TIMMAY

cc: @kaine.senate.gov

cc: @kaine.senate.gov (I can’t believe I ever voted for this schmuck. Never again.)

Called one of Tim Kaine’s regional offices only to get voicemail. Coward when it comes to holding the line against Trump & Co., and a coward when it comes to answering the phone so he can hear from the people who voted to put him there.

I’d be totally fine with dissolving the federal government immediately. National brands suck dick. Senate is worthless. House is worthless. Executive is worthless. They are their own circle jerk of dogshit people. I’ll happily give my money to the Commonwealth of Virginia to help my neighbors.

The Pats are…

HOLY SHIT 🤣

Go out and cast your vote on #ElectionDay 🗳️

When I read the full transcript of the interview, I realized there had been no pushback, no corrections, no challenging follow-ups. The entire interview had been an open-ended opportunity for Trump to tell rambling lies, only to have them cleaned up into a more polished product.

Israel just arrested the former top lawyer for the IDF for leaking a video of Palestinian prisoners getting viciously sexually abused. (Barely a peep in 🇺🇸 media about this) www.bbc.com/news/article...

Cowards

The orange stain around his mouth - perfection