Chuck Schumer says ICE agents need more training The added training:

2016 was 10 years ago. July of that year was one of the happiest times of my life. I was in Ireland. Trump hadn’t been elected yet. Pokémon Go had just come out and everyone was playing it.

White/western leftist respect Iranians’ agency and sovereignty challenge. Just because we hate isr@el and US interventionism doesn’t mean khamenei should remain in power. Nothing is worth keeping a dictator around. Follow the will of Iranian people who have loved ones they can’t get in touch with.

I’m finna be in The Pitt (HBO, 2 seasons) once again

Finally watched Wake Up Dead Man. I don’t remember a lot of French but “l’eveil appel” can kind of, very roughly, in a distorted way that doesn’t make sense in French syntax, to “wake-up call”

Bombing innocent people for a regime change to steal oil to power machines that will make our planet unlivable. Nothing is worth this.

Been sending out my resume to editing and proofreading jobs and just noticed a 9-digit phone number in my fucking references I don’t deserve a paycheck

Sharing a project I’m very proud of! #knitsky #knitting www.instagram.com/reel/DS8NP92...

Some birds I met in Venice this summer! The falcon’s whole job was to scare pigeons away from the rooftop bar

The Lydian typeface is really having a moment

New: archivists have distributed the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss killed. iCloud, Mega, torrent too. Shows won’t be able to keep this episode offline www.404media.co/archivists-p...

I am so excited to see more of Vaelus this #CriticalRole campaign. I love that in a world where the people who killed the gods are heroes, Ashley chose to play someone who continues to devote herself to her dead deity.

Stop showing me stuff about bleep bloken I don’t CARE about bleep bloken I think it’s OKAY that Anthony Fantano doesn’t like bleep bloken

My day so far: Wake up Go downstairs at noon Make coffee Start an audiobook Knit for 3.5 hrs because I’m so fucking close to being done with this project Absolutely obliterate 2 slices of cold leftover pizza at 4pm At the same time, procrastinate on grading

I wanna look like an exotic fungus

IG ads keep suggesting I move to Canada or Finland. Is it because I want universal healthcare or because I love cold weather?

Thank you so much to everyone who watched the premiere!!!!!! we love you sorry!!!!

I want everyone to know I have never become “disregulated”. I have only ever lost my shit.

Love when kids are learning social skills by copying adults, because my 7yo niece greeted me with “how’s your weekend going so far?” 😃 Which is such incredible acquaintance small talk. Later she screamed “I eat flesh” while we played a board game together.

How your email finds me

Showing up 7 minutes late to a career coaching session with greasy hair and a complexion I can only describe as Gollum-like

What was I thinking trying to teach. This was such a bad idea.

Bluesky’s algorithm seems to count blocking and muting as engagement. I keep blocking accounts that post particular fetish content, and then I keep getting posts about that same exact fetish. Same with tags I’ve muted about a particular show. It’s like fighting a hydra

Well this won’t result in horrible mental health crises at all

I keep a tumblr account to look at taskmaster fanart

Not sure what would fix me, but I’d like to start with hugging a cow

Hey i don’t necessarily want to be marketed to more effectively, but i need ad writers to know i have never wanted anything because it’s supposedly “viral”.

I want to see #Keeper real bad and here’s my prediction: I think it’s a Bluebeard Wives situation where women keep getting collected to care for a mutant insect/human hybrid nest

Say what you will about Dick Cheney

That’s a spicy base-ah-ball-ah

Great job, everyone, we did it again

I know god isn’t real because no one’s getting smote like they should

Love living in an age when I can say “it’s funny because the pope is a white Sox fan”

A 16-year-old student was swarmed by police after an AI system mistook a bag of Doritos for a gun in Baltimore. www.wmar2news.com/news/region/...?

Once again thinking about how Bono said the IRA was after him, a claim that so absurdly inflated his importance that it made Gerry Adams, who has spent his entire political career denying he was a RA leader, say “we didn’t do that did we?”

Thank you to the louvre thieves, we were overdue for a daring heist by brazen rogues

rest in power miss major. this is what it means to constantly be negotiating your existence!

Pulled the “if you keep talking over me I’ll mark everyone here as absent” lever in class today

I’m not sure if I’m nonbinary but one time my niece called me “uncle” and that felt right

Happy #wipwednesday my dudes. today's post is about my progress on my harlequin sweater project, and how I'm managing a dozen balls of #yarn at once. #knitting #knitsky smittyisknitting.blog/2025/10/08/w...

I sat down with my ai-using students to see why they’re using it and so far, I’ve learned that they don’t have trust in their own writing skills, they want to be perfect, and they don’t want to be judged.

Read another ai-generated assignment from a student and I’m so absolutely staked to the ground by rage that I fear the day is lost

I’m really loving #taskmaster but I wonder why they hired the same guy who edits Slipknot videos to edit TM’s stingers

Errands ruined because I’m a stupid dummy shithead poopbrain for assuming an office would keep regular office hours

What scheming goddamn mastermind perfectly placed an ice cream truck directly in my path from my job to the bus stop. Yes I got a strawberry sundae. Hot as shit out there.

The “you can’t joke about anything these days” crowd have finally shut the fuck up at the worst possible time