Hey i don’t necessarily want to be marketed to more effectively, but i need ad writers to know i have never wanted anything because it’s supposedly “viral”.

I want to see #Keeper real bad and here’s my prediction: I think it’s a Bluebeard Wives situation where women keep getting collected to care for a mutant insect/human hybrid nest

Say what you will about Dick Cheney

That’s a spicy base-ah-ball-ah

Great job, everyone, we did it again

I know god isn’t real because no one’s getting smote like they should

Love living in an age when I can say “it’s funny because the pope is a white Sox fan”

A 16-year-old student was swarmed by police after an AI system mistook a bag of Doritos for a gun in Baltimore. www.wmar2news.com/news/region/...?

Once again thinking about how Bono said the IRA was after him, a claim that so absurdly inflated his importance that it made Gerry Adams, who has spent his entire political career denying he was a RA leader, say “we didn’t do that did we?”

Thank you to the louvre thieves, we were overdue for a daring heist by brazen rogues

rest in power miss major. this is what it means to constantly be negotiating your existence!

Pulled the “if you keep talking over me I’ll mark everyone here as absent” lever in class today

I’m not sure if I’m nonbinary but one time my niece called me “uncle” and that felt right

Happy #wipwednesday my dudes. today's post is about my progress on my harlequin sweater project, and how I'm managing a dozen balls of #yarn at once. #knitting #knitsky smittyisknitting.blog/2025/10/08/w...

I sat down with my ai-using students to see why they’re using it and so far, I’ve learned that they don’t have trust in their own writing skills, they want to be perfect, and they don’t want to be judged.

Read another ai-generated assignment from a student and I’m so absolutely staked to the ground by rage that I fear the day is lost

I’m really loving #taskmaster but I wonder why they hired the same guy who edits Slipknot videos to edit TM’s stingers

Errands ruined because I’m a stupid dummy shithead poopbrain for assuming an office would keep regular office hours

Tried playing napalm death in class this morning to wake my students up. Didn’t work.

What scheming goddamn mastermind perfectly placed an ice cream truck directly in my path from my job to the bus stop. Yes I got a strawberry sundae. Hot as shit out there.

The “you can’t joke about anything these days” crowd have finally shut the fuck up at the worst possible time

I want to carry a water bottle and stay hydrated on the days I work, but my access to bathrooms is severely limited throughout the day. Dessication it is.

New post! I went to the Venice Film Festival (absolutely absurd thing that I get to say now) and got cultured as fuck. I'm casting on my Harlequin sweater today smittyisknitting.blog/2025/09/15/c... #knitting #venice #knitsky #sweater #showmeyourknits

Saw my first case of obvious ChatGPT use in my class. It was for a reflective essay too. I know writing is stressful but how could you ask a computer to tell you about yourself.

This explains it better than I can

Anyway

Being a teacher is weird when I was a terrible student myself. It’s brought up a lot of memories of myself as a teenager. The times I was indifferent or spacy. I’m trying to figure out how I would have taught 17yo me. But that also means I’m projecting onto the actual students.

Got some waterproof mascara so I can stop coming in from the heat lookin like the babadook

Also for #showmeyourknits, a selection of sweaters I've made #knitting #knitsky #handknit #knit #crochet #grannysquares

It's #fofriday and Sweater Week on #showmeyourknits, so here's my new Oliveros Cardigan, a cozy wizard cloak of a brioche cardigan. I write about it in my newest blog post along with my love of @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social #knitting #knit #yarn #cardigan smittyisknitting.blog/2025/09/05/f...

I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org

Fuckin hometown hero right here 🐦‍⬛

One time I shook a guy’s hand on the bus, but then he tried to kiss my hand. Don’t worry, I got out of there before any oaths of fealty were sworn.

Can’t believe it’s already been a week since I saw MCR. Here’s a pic from my favorite moment: Gerard Way doing variety puzzles

Got a Celsius and a Baja Blast running through my veins like a herd of wild horses

Hoo it’s been a minute! This #wipwednesday I share my AquaMarline by Park Williams and gush about seeing My Chemical Romance in concert smittyisknitting.blog/2025/08/20/w... #knitting #showmeyourknits #knitsky #stashbuster #mychemicalromance #mcr

Oh my god FUCK THIS GUY

Seeing MCR in Philly tomorrow and I don’t know what my 15yo self will want to wear so I’ve packed multiple options.

Weapons is great. Go see Weapons. Yes it’s scary and it’s also hilarious.

Broskis I am teaching this semester.

“I went to see cherry blossoms and then saw some absolutely sick stunts and I peed my pants in front of my children”

My specific brand of sensory seeking is that someone needs to be telling me a story at all times.

Most black metal makes me think of dead winter forest scapes with stark white snow and dark dead trees. Oranssi Pazuzu makes me think of the Aurora borealis 🌛🌈

What you get when you read my blog: pictures of the cute sweaters I’m #knitting!!! Also what you get:

One of the best Nat 20s in recent memory - two sessions ago I crit on a crafting check to make testing strips for contaminated fantasy weed. the party confronted a dealer after he sold my mother bad product (she smokes to ease her Gnome Bleaching symptoms). #pathfinder #pathfinder2e

Karens voted for Reagan and all that trickled down to them was a jaded workforce. New post smittyisknitting.blog/2025/07/30/s... #knitting #customerservice #crochet #yarn