The job openings I’ve been seeing are: Train AI and make all future career opportunities obsolete Or Chuck E. Cheese

Iranians should be getting ready to celebrate Nowruz, the Persian new year, and instead my country has killed thousands of civilians and inflicted extreme environmental destruction on the planet we share.

I’m a fucking idiot and now I have to undo a knitting project that was over 50% finished because I misread the pattern from the very start

My mom, my uncle and I are texting each other our recent life list birds from the Merlin app like it’s the business card scene in American Psycho

How did I get into Deftones? I saw a really sick AMV that used “Change (In the House of Flies)”

I have a little recommendation in this article 😊

Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

Every day I see a new headline about technocrats selling the surveillance tech to precisely single out and follow individual people, and I’m supposed to believe the bombing of civilians is just a sad, unavoidable reality of war. Everything is a conscious choice, and the choice is murder.

I know Gamergate ushered in the end of the world because my country is murdering schoolgirls and calling it “Operation Epic Fury”

Some people didn’t like Hamnet because they thought it was emotionally manipulative? All movies are emotionally manipulative! Nicole said we come to this AMC Theater to laugh to cry to care!

Hercule Poirot on Hot Ones

Who wants to hire me? I am not a rockstar, I will not hit the ground running, I need TONS of direction but I also hate being told what to do

Feeling dragged down by the job search. But I did go back to teaching. I heard a kid use “lowkenuinely” and we decided to refer to annotated bibliographies as “Annie bibs”

death by preventable disease is an inevitable and even desired outcome of concentration camps. in every era of concentration camps people have died of typhus, which is a disease of privation and enforced crowding. this illness is intentionally inflicted

This is like how the Catholic Church passed known pedophiles from parish to parish

Remembering how cops tossed Kyle Rittenhouse - who was open carrying a semiautomatic rifle - a bottle of water and told him, “We appreciate you… we really do”

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

Holy shit! @umactually.bsky.social used my question in the premiere today!!! Thanks @ifycomedy.com and @briamgilbert.bsky.social !

This guy cosplays like he’s gonna go starve outside Stalingrad

Chuck Schumer says ICE agents need more training The added training:

2016 was 10 years ago. July of that year was one of the happiest times of my life. I was in Ireland. Trump hadn’t been elected yet. Pokémon Go had just come out and everyone was playing it.

White/western leftist respect Iranians’ agency and sovereignty challenge. Just because we hate isr@el and US interventionism doesn’t mean khamenei should remain in power. Nothing is worth keeping a dictator around. Follow the will of Iranian people who have loved ones they can’t get in touch with.

I’m finna be in The Pitt (HBO, 2 seasons) once again

Finally watched Wake Up Dead Man. I don’t remember a lot of French but “l’eveil appel” can kind of, very roughly, in a distorted way that doesn’t make sense in French syntax, to “wake-up call”

Bombing innocent people for a regime change to steal oil to power machines that will make our planet unlivable. Nothing is worth this.

Been sending out my resume to editing and proofreading jobs and just noticed a 9-digit phone number in my fucking references I don’t deserve a paycheck

Sharing a project I’m very proud of! #knitsky #knitting www.instagram.com/reel/DS8NP92...

Some birds I met in Venice this summer! The falcon’s whole job was to scare pigeons away from the rooftop bar

The Lydian typeface is really having a moment

New: archivists have distributed the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss killed. iCloud, Mega, torrent too. Shows won’t be able to keep this episode offline www.404media.co/archivists-p...

I am so excited to see more of Vaelus this #CriticalRole campaign. I love that in a world where the people who killed the gods are heroes, Ashley chose to play someone who continues to devote herself to her dead deity.

Stop showing me stuff about bleep bloken I don’t CARE about bleep bloken I think it’s OKAY that Anthony Fantano doesn’t like bleep bloken

My day so far: Wake up Go downstairs at noon Make coffee Start an audiobook Knit for 3.5 hrs because I’m so fucking close to being done with this project Absolutely obliterate 2 slices of cold leftover pizza at 4pm At the same time, procrastinate on grading

I wanna look like an exotic fungus

IG ads keep suggesting I move to Canada or Finland. Is it because I want universal healthcare or because I love cold weather?

Thank you so much to everyone who watched the premiere!!!!!! we love you sorry!!!!

I want everyone to know I have never become “disregulated”. I have only ever lost my shit.

Love when kids are learning social skills by copying adults, because my 7yo niece greeted me with “how’s your weekend going so far?” 😃 Which is such incredible acquaintance small talk. Later she screamed “I eat flesh” while we played a board game together.

How your email finds me

Showing up 7 minutes late to a career coaching session with greasy hair and a complexion I can only describe as Gollum-like

What was I thinking trying to teach. This was such a bad idea.

Bluesky’s algorithm seems to count blocking and muting as engagement. I keep blocking accounts that post particular fetish content, and then I keep getting posts about that same exact fetish. Same with tags I’ve muted about a particular show. It’s like fighting a hydra

Well this won’t result in horrible mental health crises at all

I keep a tumblr account to look at taskmaster fanart

Not sure what would fix me, but I’d like to start with hugging a cow

Hey i don’t necessarily want to be marketed to more effectively, but i need ad writers to know i have never wanted anything because it’s supposedly “viral”.

I want to see #Keeper real bad and here’s my prediction: I think it’s a Bluebeard Wives situation where women keep getting collected to care for a mutant insect/human hybrid nest