I’m worried that my dad doesn’t like hanging out with me

As someone who’s never really been into sports, I am hopping on so many bandwagons right now. I am straddling across them. I’m leaping from one to the other. I’m tying up the reins of all the teams of horses into a single giant knot and stampeding the caravan across the prairie

For Vogue, I talked to Ramell-Correen Frederick, aka Cheeks, who embroidered Knicks gear in the streets of Brooklyn after Game 5. He uses a 104-year-old hand-crank, chainstitch embroidery machine that he named Jessica.

post-job interview “was I weird” analysis has me staring at the wall and shaking like a chihuahua

I’m incredibly sad and angry about the racist riots in Belfast. Racists only react and care when a perpetrator is Black or an immigrant, it sends the message that violence is the privilege of the white. They believe they have the privilege to commit arson, kill/assault women, terrify children

Gen ai users need a real hobby the way landlords need a real job

RIGHT NOW: NJ state troopers with riot gear are forcing protesters supporting the hunger strikers of Delaney Hall and media ppl down the street. They’re firing flashbang grenades at the ground to force people to disperse, per the @statuscoupnews.bsky.social livestream www.youtube.com/live/yTlpCYk...

LIBS STOP USING FUCKING AI FOR POLITICAL CARTOONS YOU ARE NOT DUNKING ON REPUBLICANS, YOU ARE GIVING THEM YOUR MONEY AND DATA YOU DUMBASSES

Anybody who was conscious in 2024 knows the DOJ and NYPost are lying, attributing the violence perpetrated by a coalition of Zionists and Nazis to the victims they sent to the hospital. Here's what really happened: www.bostonreview.net/articles/ucl...

It’s all over but the grading

The actual real life booger family from the Mucinex commercials resides in my chest

Made a cheeky little papa roach reference while teaching today

I’ll never forget guiliani sweating his hair dye off at press conferences toward the end of trump term 1, looking like at any moment someone was going to take him out back and shoot him

Erika Kirk is acting for the movie she is certain will be made about her, so all her heavy breathing and angry staring is for the consideration clips she believes the actress who portrays her will send to the Academy for a Best Actress nom.

I’ve been evangelizing @blakemanorgame.bsky.social to anyone who enjoys mysteries. I particularly appreciate that the investigator you play as isn’t a cop, but more of a muckraker/activist. Ward’s backstory and motivations are masterfully revealed as you play the game.

My mom asked me about drill today

back on the apps (merlin bird id)

Future family annihilator Pete Hegseth

Receiving so much Coachella content. Remember: is the outfit fire, or is that person just really thin

I think we should bring back pillories in the public square but only for people who purposefully make their cars louder

I played The Séance of Blake Manor and Blue Prince over the past two weeks and I’m starving for more puzzle and detective games.

One of my biggest character flaws is how pedantic I am about animal facts. Too much animal planet as a kid. I better not catch anyone calling a sea lion a seal.

The job openings I’ve been seeing are: Train AI and make all future career opportunities obsolete Or Chuck E. Cheese

Iranians should be getting ready to celebrate Nowruz, the Persian new year, and instead my country has killed thousands of civilians and inflicted extreme environmental destruction on the planet we share.

I’m a fucking idiot and now I have to undo a knitting project that was over 50% finished because I misread the pattern from the very start

My mom, my uncle and I are texting each other our recent life list birds from the Merlin app like it’s the business card scene in American Psycho

How did I get into Deftones? I saw a really sick AMV that used “Change (In the House of Flies)”

I have a little recommendation in this article 😊

Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

Every day I see a new headline about technocrats selling the surveillance tech to precisely single out and follow individual people, and I’m supposed to believe the bombing of civilians is just a sad, unavoidable reality of war. Everything is a conscious choice, and the choice is murder.

I know Gamergate ushered in the end of the world because my country is murdering schoolgirls and calling it “Operation Epic Fury”

Some people didn’t like Hamnet because they thought it was emotionally manipulative? All movies are emotionally manipulative! Nicole said we come to this AMC Theater to laugh to cry to care!

Hercule Poirot on Hot Ones

Who wants to hire me? I am not a rockstar, I will not hit the ground running, I need TONS of direction but I also hate being told what to do

Feeling dragged down by the job search. But I did go back to teaching. I heard a kid use “lowkenuinely” and we decided to refer to annotated bibliographies as “Annie bibs”

death by preventable disease is an inevitable and even desired outcome of concentration camps. in every era of concentration camps people have died of typhus, which is a disease of privation and enforced crowding. this illness is intentionally inflicted

This is like how the Catholic Church passed known pedophiles from parish to parish

Remembering how cops tossed Kyle Rittenhouse - who was open carrying a semiautomatic rifle - a bottle of water and told him, “We appreciate you… we really do”

Holy shit! @umactually.bsky.social used my question in the premiere today!!! Thanks @ifycomedy.com and @briamgilbert.bsky.social !

This guy cosplays like he’s gonna go starve outside Stalingrad

Chuck Schumer says ICE agents need more training The added training:

2016 was 10 years ago. July of that year was one of the happiest times of my life. I was in Ireland. Trump hadn’t been elected yet. Pokémon Go had just come out and everyone was playing it.

White/western leftist respect Iranians’ agency and sovereignty challenge. Just because we hate isr@el and US interventionism doesn’t mean khamenei should remain in power. Nothing is worth keeping a dictator around. Follow the will of Iranian people who have loved ones they can’t get in touch with.

I’m finna be in The Pitt (HBO, 2 seasons) once again

Finally watched Wake Up Dead Man. I don’t remember a lot of French but “l’eveil appel” can kind of, very roughly, in a distorted way that doesn’t make sense in French syntax, to “wake-up call”

Bombing innocent people for a regime change to steal oil to power machines that will make our planet unlivable. Nothing is worth this.

Been sending out my resume to editing and proofreading jobs and just noticed a 9-digit phone number in my fucking references I don’t deserve a paycheck