I am hard at work on the next parody for @polandballofficial.bsky.social and the hardest part so far is keeping quiet about what song it is.

Stolen Valour

I've been waiting 20 years for Nu Metal to make a comeback so that I'll be cool again

Trump only ever repeats the talking points of the last person he spoke with. He's been talking to Europeans, so he's repeating European sentiments. Once he's back in the US and Stephen Miller is back in his ear, he'll go back to being subservient to Putin like he's supposed to.

What if the Rapture DID happen but no one on Earth was worthy of going to heaven?

Churros and hot chocolate. #polandball #art #polandballart #countryball

Anime cooking shows are already wild, but what happens when the recipes absolutely shouldn’t exist? Watch Polandball Nik, Dr. Cthulou, and MDRLOz serve up questions that no kitchen, or HOST, was prepared to handle! Full Episode: https://tiamat.tv/r/6lE

When Trump proposes a "land swap" to end the Ukraine-Russia war, the word "swap" implies that both sides give up territory. But that's not the intention here. When they say "swap", they mean "Ukraine unilaterally gives up territory". It's all just lies to mask that Ukraine is demanded to surrender.

A friend of the channel runs an anime-themed improv comedy show on YouTube, go check it out!

All this AI shit makes me feel like there's an entire genre of people who resent having to think at all.

I'm annoyed at how there are still those who think the blame for the start of Korean war is on both sides and it was USA's fault for siding with one of them. It's a clear fact that Korean war started with North Korea's invasion. Denying it is a distortion of history. #polandball #countryball #comics

Merch drop! The Polandball Official Association T-shirt designs are now also available for Austria, Belgium and the Netherlands! Soon these will be available as stickers too! Always at: shop.polandball.com for all your Polandball Official merchandising needs! #polandball #countryballs

He's not wrong. www.youtube.com/shorts/C0h0L... #polandball #countryballs

We just hit 600 followers! Polandball Official moving up in the world here on bluesky lol

Which is your favorite polandball comic of all time? #polandball #countryballs

Want to look stylish with just the right amount of nationalism? Now you can, with Polandball Official merch! shop.polandball.com More countries will be added over time!

Get your own reichtangle mug here! Surprise 👉 shop.polandball.com 👈 Thank you all for watching and supporting our channel. We hope you find the merch ads entertaining too! www.youtube.com/shorts/HrbZ1... #polandball #countryballs #animation

We're back to what was the most draining thing about Trump's first presidency as well - that EVERY SINGLE DAY, you're bombarded with "BREAKING NEWS: Here's the stupid thing Trump said today!!!" I miss going literal weeks without hearing about the American president, like things used to be.

There is a part of the criticism against the US/EU trade deal that is misguided: understand that Europe doesn't actually want reciprocal tariffs. Don't make the mistake that Trump supporters make and forget who it is that pays for them. Tariffs are effectively an import tax on your own country.

From now on, Donald Trump whenever anyone says anything bad about him

Donald Trump is notoriously known for not paying his debts. If Ghislaine Maxwell lies on his behalf because she hopes to get a pardon out of it, she will join a long, long line of people who all thought "Surely he won't throw ME under the bus like he has everyone else".

In the future, polandball comics will be used as educational material in history classes. This is the end result of our current vibes-based culture. So, things could be worse!

When life gets you down, there's always Reichtangle coffee cup to cheer you up. Guten tag Surprise java

Did you know we've started an online store? Head to shop.polandball.com for all your Polandball Official apparel needs!

Sweden continuing its time-honored tradition of "assemble it yourself" merchandise

Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell theonion.com/tenth-c...

One thing we really ought to do now is fast-track the Ukrainian membership in the European Union. Not just as a middle finger to russia, but because it shreds Trump's rare earth mineral treaty nonsense.

Our latest YouTube short video is about Poland reminscing about its wonderful, calm and peaceful past! www.youtube.com/shorts/Xa5Dk... #polandball #countryballs #countryball #art #animation #video

Oh hey, DR is doing livestreaming on the Polandball Official YouTube channel! Come hang out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0Eo...

Can always count on the Dems to bring a banana to a gun fight.

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Another link for y'all: I'm on Spotify (and other music streaming sites)! The music videos are cool, but it's also neat to add meme music to your normal rotations! open.spotify.com/artist/1p4Vj...

Elon Musk on stage, after being accused of being a fake gamer

What's funny is, the original joke was about how South Korea is the plastic surgery capital of the world. Why won't you let your faces be wiggly?

I need to use this feed more. Here's a song I did with @polandballofficial.bsky.social parodying "Two Days Into College" by Aimee Carty. youtu.be/0ZpFv9L9XE8?...

Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday theonion.com/report-...

Our latest YouTube short video is a remake of a comic that DickRhino drew 11 years ago! www.youtube.com/shorts/FFPzT... #polandball #countryballs #countryball #video #cartoon #animation

Oh hey, here's a 20 minute compilation of some of our best polandball shorts on YouTube! Go check it out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tQj... #polandball #countryballs #countryball

Year of the Wood Snake #polandball #polandballart #countryballs #lunarnewyears #chinesenewyear #chinesezodiac

Getting in space with Poland - based on the game getting over it with Benett Foddy Referencing some of the most iconic comics from r/polandball #art #games #polandball #countryball

Bonus panel here: smbc-comics.com/comic/questi...

i'm losing it

That's why it's fortunate that polandball is eternal

Flöff #cat #cats #catpicture

Sunset Duel #polandball #countryballs #countryball #pirates #art

The newest Short video on the Polandball Official YouTube channel: "Parenting III" www.youtube.com/shorts/dNC8t... #polandball #countryballs #countryball #cartoon #comedy #youtube #video

The thing to understand about Trump is like in his first term, he doesn’t want to govern. He doesn’t want to learn. He wants to campaign and look good. Republicans know this. So there are battles going on right now to take control of the actual process of governing.

Someone who's better at coding than me should create a Polandball/Countryballs feed here on bluesky. This is the guide you're supposed to follow: github.com/bluesky-soci... #polandball #countryball #countryballs

Pirates of the Caribbean #piratesofthecaribbean #polandball #countryball #countryballs #art