the way I MOANED when I saw this #TeyanaTaylor #Grammys

Halle Bailey is sooooo pretty! #Grammys

Kesha killed and skinned that yeti with her bare hands. #Grammys

ooooh, i love it #LadyGaga #Grammys

Chrissy Tiegen's dress looks like it's covered in assholes. #Grammys

NGL I'm loving Kendra G's look, it's a really fun take on a leather jacket #Grammys

Justin Bieber looking like her took a bath recently and Hailey Bieber being the embodiment of "yas, queen give us nothing!" #Grammys

I love Doechii, but this is giving curtains at an old west brothel #Grammys

Olivia Dean looks like her prom date dumped her. #Grammys

Pretty beaded dresses like Laufey's are definitely the highlight of tonight. #grammys

Bon Iver looking like a farmer on a canceled kid's TV show #Grammys

fucking iconic #ChappellRoan #Grammys

Who wore it better? #Katseye #Grammys

Kelsea Ballerini's dress is GROGEOUS, the pattern, the shimmery fringe, I LOVE IT #Grammys

looks like a half-finished prom dress and THAT BEIGE ugh awful #Grammys

I hate triangle shirts they're just SO UGLY. Looks like an upside-down Klan hood. #Grammys

Heidi Klum looks like someone knocked over a very expensive bottle of foundation. #Grammys

Rei Ami looks like a seagull that got his by a car, Ejae looks fine, Audrey Nuna is just an ugly mess. #Grammys

Nuno Bettencourt is a walking representation of a positive chlamydia test #Grammys

The perfect metaphor for how bland and tasteless Alex Warren's music is. #Grammys

IT GETS WORSE. This is honestly SO heterosexual of them. God, if I disliked this look before I absolutely DESPISE it now. sticky sweet matchy-matchy couples are SO disgusting. #Grammys

burlap sack chic #Grammys

open.spotify.com/track/1GotsD... #Grammys

idk what it's like in LA, but when it's this fucking cold outside, you might as well wear ugly flannel pajamas on the red carpet. #Grammys

Rosé wearing something INTERESTING on the red carpet? times are indeed changing. #Grammys

Sabrina Carpenter's dress is just girly perfection. The softness, the pattern, the hair, *chef's kiss* #Grammys

Tyla's wearing a gorgeous dress, but why's it gotta be beige? #Grammys

Fab Morvan dressed so wonderfully Milli Vanilli almost wins those Grammys back.

I love Zara Larsson but this look isn't working for me. The sequinned top needs a soft and flowy skirt to not feet too stiff and weirdly-shaped. #Grammys

Sharon Osbourne and why I will never do Ozempic #25479: Ozempic face. It gets rid of all the fat on your body, including the stuff holding your face up, leading to a skeletal, sunken-in face.

I love me some alligator, but does it work for a dress? Maybe a coat. #ZuriHall #Grammys

Shaboozey is wearing the old-timey train engineer fit. #Grammys

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

Erika Kirk showing up to Charlie's funeral

This will be me at the Met Gala one day. Manifesting that shit.

All these conservatives saying "how did these protesters create these supply lines!?" have never been to a midwest church bake sale and it shows

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

Greg Bovino getting his Minneapolis performance review.

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect." - Frank Wilhoit Now you understand the difference between Rittenhouse and Pretti.

Well, this is extremely disappointing. Ellen von Unwerth was one of my favorite fashion photographers because she does homoerotic supermodels in lingerie SO WELL.

"What is love?" should be a universal safeword because baby don't hurt me no more.

"What is love?" should be a universal safeword because baby don't hurt me no more.

open.spotify.com/playlist/1b7... Kink, Fetish, and BDSM Met Gala playlist

If you've followed me for a while, you'll know that my Roman Empire, my white whale, the thing that I dream of and yearn for more than anything else in the entire world is a kink, fetish, and BDSM themed Met Gala.

Cripes a’mighty people, Steven Miller is not staging a militarized ethnic cleansing and sending the border cops to murder people in the street to distract from the Epstein files. He’s doing it because he and Trump (and Vance and Homan and Noem etc) really really want to.

Timothee Chalamet's look is giving "child support delinquency." Dirtbag white boy. #GoldenGlobes

Was Maya Rudolph's look scientifically engineered to be as dumpy as possible? Those SHOES are infuriating. #GoldenGlobes