Byung-Ho Park: RIP my sweet prince (he's retiring). www.chosun.com/english/spor...

Magic Variant of the week. Dandan has inspired other great mini games. Here’s another. Derek Neumann’s Savage Scallywags. A black shared library game based around Wanted Scoundrels where killing them replenishes the mana spent on them so it’s always an uphill battle. moxfield.com/decks/RzfsEx...

As someone who vaguely watches the Wolves from a distance, is Chris Finch the guy? It feels like his short benches and perceived inability to adapt his team to the changes the other teams are making creates a much harder game to win in the regular season and the playoffs.

@jimsannes.bsky.social Which Twins player did we think wrote and performed Chaccaron?

YO 😂🤣

I'm going to be really annoyed if the Twins end up winning 90 games or something, meaning ZiPS will have been right to like the Twins a lot more than the general public, but still missed far too low to get any points.

BREAKING: The Twins have announced a new "spiritual advisor" this season. When asked how Jobu has helped the team to a recent hot streak, Twins infielder Tristan Gray said, "We don't much about him; only that he likes rum and cigars. Obviously it's working."

Magic Variant of the week. Dandan has inspired a lot of great mini games. Here’s another. It’s Miguel Grados’ Hot Sushi. A red/artifact board control game with a Lantern Control sub-theme, based around Red Herring, another two mana fish. It’s Sushi time. moxfield.com/decks/b8G0Mv...

4/13/26, the Minnesota Twins are tied for the best AL record at 9-7 with the Cleveland Guardians.

(The Guardians and Twins lead the entire AL with 9 wins each at the conclusion of this afternoon's game. The Guardians have yet to play today.)

Currently on 5 days, and looking to reset the clock tomorrow.

Byron Buxton reached the prestigious 10 years of service time benchmark today. He’s also one of eight Twins players to make 10 Opening Day starts with the team, joining Joe Mauer, Harmon Killebrew, Rod Carew, Kent Hrbek, Kirby Puckett, Torii Hunter and Tony Oliva.

"They (Twins) announced an attendance of 36,042, which is slightly under last season's." LMAO, what?!

Nothing quite like playing Dandan with DanDan while drinking beers from a Cancan. Twins win!

Go Twins, and mystery beers!

Bad baseball and $20 (LOL) tickets aside; today's forecast was as good as reason to skip the home opener and hunker down at a brewery to watch the game instead.

Buck is good.

Joe Ryan getting to experience the Johan Santana experience circa 2004-2006.

EXCLUSIVE: In a sign federal immigration efforts may not be ramping down, Pete Hegseth approved the CBP to position personnel, weapons, vehicles and aircraft at an Army Reserve base at Fort Snelling www.sfchronicle.com/us-world/art...

Why do the least creative people you know absolutely love A.I.?

In a sport that is not overly kind to women, Jessi just kicked that door down and never looked back. One of the nicest people I’ve gotten to meet. Wild and hockey media lost a real good one.

No more excuses for funding social programs.

Wild that Aston promoted Newey to TP, knowing full well that the car was cooked, to then have him step back into his technical director role full time, and have Audi TP (and former RB co-worker) Jonathan Wheatley leave Audi to take over as the TP for Aston...two races into the season??

Damn. It was Stone Cold Day and I didn't give anyone in upper management a Stunner. Smdh.

I'm not upset we missed out on 2' or more of snow, but I was beginning to hype myself up for having to use some PTO tomorrow since it would be highly improbable my car would make it in to work.

REI also outfitted ICE in Minneapolis this winter, in case you need another reason to stop shopping there. The thousands of feds were easier to spot at first because they very obviously weren't dressed for the cold, and that stood out. Then, they went shopping, and REI was happy to sell to them.

Thirty years ago, Nick Floyd created a wildly popular two-player Magic format played with a single shared deck. Now, Secret Lair is bringing our own take to the table — transforming Dandân into a deck of our own, coming soon.

That sums up the current state of America in a nutshell.

Shockingly, I'm not ready to go to bed when my body thinks it's actually 7:38PM, and not 8:38PM. #BanDaylightSavingsTime

never, ever, ever, ever accept "how will you pay for it?" as an argument against social programs.

Yeah, but can he feel the rhythm of the night?

Tillis: You decided to kill that dog because you had not invested the appropriate time in training it, and then you have the audacity to say it’s a leadership lesson. You killed a goat and said it was behaving badly. You’re a farmer — you don’t castrate a goat, they behave badly.

Hey Hi Hello Thanks for 1 million streams on this one. New Music and tour announcements coming this month That’s all love you all :) 👾

So since this Nazi regime is gutting the VA who’s gunna take care of all the military personnel who come back wounded from this stupid fucking war????

Guys he's not starting a war to distract from the Epstein files. He's starting a war because he wants to start a war. Killing people in other countries makes him horny. If it also distracts from the Epstein files, great, but he doesn't really give a shit either way.

A reminder that the orange felon falsely claimed that Kamala Harris would start many wars if she were President and now he’s bombing Iran, bombing Venezuela, ordering attacks in Nigeria, threatening Greenland, threatening Canada, threatening Mexico and more. I’ll never regret voting for her.

You want some more of this homemade Sprite? Not until you figure out what the fuck else is in it!

I will believe ICE is done here when things at Whipple return to business as usual and not federal detention camp.

MLB teams have been lying about their finances since the Reconstruction. You're simply a sucker if you believe them, or any claims about what they can and cannot afford, or what players need to do to help them out. Don't be a sucker.

The original Avatar. I just don't get the hype.

An already dire season starting off on an even worse foot. Yeesh.

What a fucking loser.

CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.

GOAT.

This visualization of daily activity of ICE is unreal.

Still around 100 community reports of ICE activity around the Twin Cities today, the most of any state by far. In case you’re wondering why so many of us aren’t quite taking Homan’s presser today at face value.