"Magic is for everyone!..." unless you want a Secret Lair, in which case we pick a random number and decide that that's the limit for this product and it actually isn't for everyone, even though it once was for everyone when they did print-to-demand.

Rocco wasn't the problem with the Twins' ongoing issues; he wasn't the solution either. Hopefully the Twins can find a manager that's more aligned with how to maximize the most of the players that are still there next season.

I see the title is a reflection of Twins fans after the 2025 campaign.

Mad Max does it again! "No risk, full push!"

The only downfall to Friday vacuuming/dusting is that my allergies are worse in the immediate future because of it.

We got a little taste of Andrew as the lead clean vocalist of DGD with the "Speed Demon/Straight From The Heart" release, and "Pantheon" was more than I could've expected! Still hurts to have lost Tim's bass grooves, but Sergio does an excellent job in his place.

Put a winning team on the field.

I recently downloaded The Show for the first time ever and I can't hit a ball to save my life.

Feels a bit insulting that WWE is running a show called "Wrestlepalooza" and it's not happening in Minnesota.

Anyone know if it's even possible to pick up a Louie Varland Twins jersey anymore?

Dudes I thought that were going to be hall of famers one day. Not Tiffee though, that was just a fun pull from the memory banks.

Breakfast dishes cleared, dishwasher started, laundry in, and house vacuumed. What a productive Friday!

Why the fuck are we interviewing a kid who watched his classmates get shot/shot at in the immediate aftermath of domestic terrorism??

The whole article spawned from this text to Dan - "Hopefully some of the younger guys get some solid big league experience before the Pohlads trade them away to help pay for concessions next season!"

Why is it that the party of less government oversight is being celebrated by its voters for an increase in government oversight?

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: - It’s ‘voilà,’ not ‘wallah!’ - It’s ‘a lot,’ not ‘alot.’ - It’s ‘further ado,’ not ‘farther adieu.’ - It’s ‘flesh out,’ not ‘flush out.’ - It’s ‘sneak peek,’ not ‘sneak peak.’ No worries if not!!!

Major Updates to the Minnesota Twins Organization in 2026 (SATIRE) pandapete21.wordpress.com/2025/08/26/m...

I guess fall weather is here?

Me, a Payton Eeles connoisseur

Tough look for Royce here. I get what he's saying, but that is a very poor way to say it.

The Black Ops 7 trailer was a great reminder of why I gave up on Call of Duty after Modern Warfare 3 (which I traded back to GameStop a week after I bought it).

Can we get to 30 major-league franchises before we start talking about getting to 32?

Nothing hits quite like the Siege of Mandalore arc in The Clone Wars.

Loud "SELL THE TEAM" chants behind Tim Laudner on the Twins postgame show

*Homer Simpson wearing a Twins hat disappearing into a bush, then re-emerging with a Padres hat dot GIF*

Those Trackhouse boys are pretty good on road courses, yeah?

Might be time to take a break from baseball if this is the hill you want to die on today. It's not on the Royals' broadcast team to make you, a Twins fan, feel warm and fuzzy inside after the trade deadline.

Every month there’s some major change to a streaming platform and it blows. Streaming sucks. Buy physical media.

Because of course the Minnesota Twins take two out of three from the Detroit Tigers after trading 11 players less than a week ago.

We (Twins fans) don't deserve Byron Buxton.

Why does the RB21 suck so much? What a lame way to end the partnership with Honda.

You can buy 6 Edge of Eternities play boosters and find an equal amount of disappointment in the money you spent. You do however get the joy of cracking 6 play boosters vs. giving any amount of money to the Pohlad family.

Banana Ball > 2025 Twins Baseball

I'm not dealing with this well.

MFW the Twins blow up the whole team instead of building off the momentum of their first playoff win since 2004

The Twins just dismantled the team and did nothing to make the fan base feel good about spending money on their brand of entertainment for years to come.

Is there a musical act that perfectly encapsulates the era they were active/successful more than LMFAO?

Me, reading the Twins roster today: youtu.be/TR-bsTkkXVY?...

Community Blog: The Minnesota Twins gutted the 2025 iteration of the team at the trade deadline, and dumped a lot of salary for the latter end of 2025, and in the immediate future. As of 8/1/2025, the Twins have $48,892,857 dollars on their payroll for next season. That comes in the form of Byron…

The Pohlads pissed me off so much that I got out of hibernation and wrote something for the first time in years. twinsdaily.com/blogs/entry/...

Good morning, and fuck the Pohlad family.

The Pohlads are cowards and will never own up to the bloodbath they orchestrated today.