✨ Alistair Theirin ✨ #dragonage

DNC Vice Chair calls Chuck Schumer's shutdown deal a "mistake"

Live your life in such a way that when you die people don't literally rise from the dead to shit on your grave.

turkey sandwich!!!!

An U.S. citizen of Indian descent being questioned about Zohran Mamdani (as if there is something wrong with knowing who the mayor-elect of NYC is) by masked men.

I am not fucking joking when I say the English-speaking video game world would be nothing without GameFAQs. Everyone and their mom used it (literally, my mom and all her friends). If you played video games in the 2000s you probably knew GameFAQs in the same way most people know, like, Wikipedia

oh thank god they are not just making the mass effect tv show about shepard and it’ll be new stuff after the original trilogy

bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass

playing tales of xillia reminded me of how we haven't had polwigles in a few games now. They weren't in arise, berseria, or zestiria

Metal pipe clanging sound effect #art #AIthesomniumfiles #aitsf #aini

No it’s important to listen to this. Because then you understand that many of them will do ANYTHING to keep power. Remember Musk got involved in the 2024 election after saying to Tucker “if she wins” I am definitely going to prison. So we need to move knowing that nothing is off the table for them.

we need to put a stop to people filming tiktoks while driving a vehicle

tomorrow is n7 day and im expecting nothing good

oh that was a brown spider too big for me i’m done for the day

why this guy take his shoes AND socks off in the bus and put them up on the seats 😭

waiting for the bus forever and a little girl just lay down on the sidewalk and screamed once and got back up girl me too

The more democratic elements of the American constitutional and economic order are actually throwing up road blocks to Trumpism. Protests and boycotts and low level courts and juries and cetera. Elite actors on the other hand are all too frequently caving. Fascinating study in who actually cares!

fuck you if you drive a tesla

According to a person familiar with jury lunches

i should’ve chugged water before i left work

me walking into the unlocked gender neutral bathroom that is just a regular men’s multi stall bathroom with a lock on the outside door: time to pee! the Very Important Guest with his back turned to me who gives us grant money and did not lock the door: *drying his hands* me: Ope *180 outta there*

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

i want to go home can they finish meeting

anyone on the tl have recs for philadelphia things to do? i wanna plan a little mini vacation for myself sometime

If you're wondering how this will go Square Enix handed off their mobile Octopath game to NetEase who immediately started using ChatGPT to translate everything resulting in text like this. When players complained they started asking fans to fix their translations in exchange for in-game currency

wasn't there another article this morning about how they're obsessed with AI now

It was a rejection of the entire administration and Dems should see this as a signal to become an actual opposition party. On everything. You don't stop the shutdown. You don't approve another appointee. You do nothing at all. The voters saved you, not the other way around. LEARN TO LEAD.

whenever i've had to go to jury duty i've never had the option to be on something like sandwich guy's trial and it's a damn shame bc i've had to go to jury duty way too many times

BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

HERO

🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

The unionization of digital media was and is so important, and we gotta start reminding the bosses that it’s the floor

crumbl making "regular" cookies and somehow it's still going to be a gazillion calories and grams of sugar more than other cookies the same size

i asked a simple question the other day in slack about our core hours bc one document said 10-3 and the other said 10-4 and I wanted to confirm which was right, and apparently our president got set off by this and wants to remove core hour flexibility entirely? apparently it was just a typo

when people say stuff like that about middle america it’s funny to me bc i (indian) grew up in Iowa and between John Deere engineers and large hospital systems and universities there are a lot of Indians who live there and likely even more now than when I lived there 20 years ago

not only do people not read the intranet, they also post in other slack channels asking the same thing after it's already been answered multiple times

I am not a military strategist, but I have a vague memory that not feeding the troops was one of those big fuck-ups that Sun Tzu talked about.

moisturize it

2 days ago post on our intranet: you will get an email from [email address] for our new security awareness training on Nov 6 everyone on Nov 6: I got this email from [email address] that looks like a scam

microsoft copilot made a new clippy named Mico and it looks like an unsettling flesh blob

Day 28 - Dimitri (FE3H) Only three more to go! #inktober #fireemblem

Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Federal Aviation Administration announced Wednesday that it will reduce air traffic by 10% across 40 “high-volume” markets beginning Friday morning to maintain safety during the ongoing government shutdown.

anyway i need to know the specific subway sandwich order from the sandwich guy

"The sandwich did not impede Officer Lairmore’s duties that night,” Sandwich Guy's lawyer argues. "A footlong from Subway could not and certainly did not inflict bodily harm.”

Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.

“This case, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is about a sandwich.” Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.