this is the specific kind of energy i want to bring into 2026

the truth of this

2025 has worn out its welcome and i'm already getting tired of 2026 tbh

How I'm walking out of 2025:

It’s hard to believe that one man can cause so much stress, so much fear, so much pain and suffering…a man who took an oath to preserve and protect our Constitution. This man, who is inciting terror across our land, must be removed from office. In a sane world, it would happen immediately.

Dear Dems running for office: If part of your platform does not include aggressively prosecuting Stephen Miller in particular, DO NOT RUN.

Make a Bond film casual You Only Live, Laugh, Love

kids these days are growing up watching masked armed men grabbing people off the streets, and a president robbing our country blind, and that's the vision of america they'll carry with them forever. that's what they'll believe this country is supposed to be

And now for the 12 Days of Christmas youtu.be/8ivIrk7Lk-o?...

i guess i've put of my christmas shopping long enough. headed to 7-Eleven

on the plus side, if they ever do broadcast the 60 minutes cecot segment in the us, we'll be able to compare it to the original that was broadcast in canada and see how it was edited for american viewers and what bari weiss doesn't want us to know

have a great holiday OR ELSE

sometimes people miss how ridiculously funny this movie was

he sees you when you're sleeping he knows when you're awake he doesn't look away when you're in the tub he knows your fears and your secrets he's inside the walls of your house RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD I CAN HEAR HIM BREATHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH merry christmas to all!

THE DONALD J. TRUMP AND

lyle lovett was able to find a word that rhymes with "icewater" and this proves AGAIN to me that songwriting abilities are among the very best. his lyrics are both lovely and quite playful, but he's also, as this song proves, a very practical wordsmith

i watched some clips of *that* speech. does that man not know how microphones work? all that screaming and the constant microphone popping and the WHINING. jesus christ.

*sad trombone plays in the distance*

They think they can scare us. Americans have a long and beautiful history of reacting very badly to being threatened. WE'VE BEEN DISPATCHING TYRANTS FOR 250 YEARS, BITCH

tiny music break: put the needle on the record when the DRUMBEATS! GO! LIKE! THIS! the tiny music break has now concluded.

This is because Nate Silver has 300K subscribers on Substack and Heather Cox Richardson has 2.7M. Mediocre men CAN'T STAND successful women, and even blame them for their own failures. Pathetic.

me: *whispering into the phone* they say they won't leave if i don't give them pudding BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY PUDDING! how long until the officer gets here, i don't know what they might do next

carolers: ...AND BRING IT RIGHT HERE! me: (on my phone, crying to the 911 dispatcher while hiding under the bed) yes, they're at my front door now! they're demanding i give them food! please send somebody quickly! I'M REALLY SCARED! they're very pitchy and they can't harmonize for shit

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

written by mary chapin carpenter. backing vocals by lyle lovett. launched into orbit by wynonna.

You will be visited by 3 spirits

still RIGHT HERE waiting for that figgy pudding i've been requesting. not that anybody cares

i don't think it's too farfetched to speculate that both stephen and katie miller enter a state of heightened sexual arousal upon viewing virtually any type of human suffering. i'd honestly be shocked if they DIDN'T

lake mungo was an outstanding film overall, but that brief cell phone video (you know the one) was one of the most terrifying scenes i've ever encountered. it's seared into my brain permanently. iykyk

attacking matthew lillard is like sucker-punching dolly parton: you could, but why on earth would you WANT to?

i love to give myself a big treat as a little treat

"I knew a girl named Nikki I guess you could say she was a sex fiend I met her in a hotel lobby Masturbating with a magazine She said, "How'd you like to waste some time?" And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki griiiiiinnnnnd..."

i guess science has given up on solving a problem like maria. THANKS DEI MAFIA

Can i tho

now i know what i'll be singing in the shower this week

trump has now pardoned the same guy TWICE which begs the question why was the guy pardoned ONCE

getting REAL fucken tired of interesting times tbh

I love weird sweaters, but this one just makes me giggle. Should I get it? 🤭💕😻

let me see if i understand: trump demands an investigation into ties between epstein and dems. trump then uses that investigation to prevent the release of the files as the files are now part of an 'ongoing investigation.' what am i missing?

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

Good morning and happy Sunday 🐴 🥰

I'm not convinced Mike Johnson will swear in Adelita Grijalva even when the shutdown ends. And before anyone says "He won't have a choice," he technically "hasn't had a choice" for over a month and here we are

Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis and Lambchop Law. Every New Yorker will have to speak through an adorable sock puppet named after a cut of meat