You think you’re Betty. Turns out you’re just Augustine again.

“You made a deal with this devil turns out my d*ck’s bigger” is such a hard line #TLOAS #TaylorSwift

The gas station near my parents house back in Ohio smells like Vice Versa 😭

“No use shootin’ for the moon/ no use chasin’ waterfalls” #EgoDeathAtABacheloretteParty

“Cards on the table/ mine play out like fools in a fable” #TTPD #TheProphecy

I’m glad Taylor is in her Showgirl era but I am still firmly in my TTPD era 🥲

It's like, "Oh, you think that a special tea will undo a TMPRSS2–ERG fusion that just gave a prostate cancer cell all the tissue-invading abilities of a hyperactive blood vessel? Let me know how that works out."

I tell you what, learn a little bit about cancer and people who think you can cure cancer with diet or supplements do look very silly. This is why cancer biologists have such a hard time not being snarky.

“What if he’s written ‘mine’ on my upper thigh only in my mind?”

The more that you say, the less I know.

Yo I am TIRED up in here.

Hayley Williams standing on business in True Believer #EgoDeathataBacheloretteParty

Jane the Virgin: hilarious, my first telenovela, I get the appeal Severance: I don’t need sleep I need answers

I don’t think New Heights is prepared for the new heights (ba dum tss) their views are about to hit tonight

It’s so insane to me seeing people say Tyler Childers should’ve never gotten sober bc they think Snipe Hunter sucks. How fucking disgusting to say that about someone. Ya know?

Watching My Cousin Vinny for the first time and it’s so good so far 🤣 Judge: What’re you wearing? Vinny: I’m, uh, wearing, uh, clothes?

Can’t wait for my kids to do the presidential fitness test for a dude who’s cheated on everything possible his entire life.

The idea you had of me, who was she? A never needy, ever lovely jewel? Whose shine reflects on you? #ATW10MV #Red #RedTV #AllTooWell

I’m getting tired, even for a phoenix, always rising from the ashes. #FromTheVault #YoureLosingMe

I guess a lesser woman would’ve lost hope. A greater woman wouldn’t beg. #TheProphecy #TTPD

honestly idc somebody smuggle this man a phone I need to see him penposting

Yall should pour as much energy as you do for ‘Love Island’ into finding out who LOVED to go to Epstein’s ISLAND

A man who sleeps with an “underage girl” is rap*ng a child and a ped0phile. A man who participates in “forceful s*x” is actually called rap3, and being a rap*st. For some reason predators want to ignore the terminology and reject who they are. Label them, shame them. Call them out.

One of the funniest bits in K-Pop Demon Hunters is when they show the charts at the beginning, Huntrix beats TWICE 🤣

Happy 2nd Birthday Speak Now (Taylor’s Version) 🥳💜 This album resonates with me in so many ways. I go back to (December) her when I need to be reminded growth and change are things to embrace, not things to run from.

Okay so we’re doing it this way again.

DoWiSeTrePla #HIMYM #IYKYK

Every ep of Dr. Quinn makes me hate Hank Lawson, Loren Bray, and Jake Slicker more and more

Shout out to all the disgraced politicians still egotistical enough to run

This is your sign that it's okay to be lazy today.

When Dr. Mike and Sully are finally courting #DrQuinnMedicineWoman

Ruby by #Jennie named by Billboard as one of the Best Albums of 2025 So Far! #BLACKPINK

Wow Katy Perry be like if I had two nickels every time my relationship ended on tour I’d have two nickels but it’s weird that it happened twice right?

If Democrats truly want to appeal to young men, they should probably start presenting themselves as the party that definitively *won’t* draft you into an illegal war.

I think about this moment from Jersey Shore Family Vacation a lot youtu.be/ht2HKmoThxk?...

Watching Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman is such a trip bc the townspeople end up coming to her for help but don’t let her do anything to help. Stop wasting my girl’s time don’t ask if you won’t let her help 😭😭🤣

They said babe you gotta fake it til you make it and I did

I block everyone who blocks me just to make sure they don't unblock me and befriend me later. No take backs.

So I leap from the gallows and levitate down your street. Crash the party like a record scratch as I scream: WHO’s AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME?! You should be.

#Jisoo All Four Teaser Posters for #AMORTAGE! Jisoo is so stunning and gorgeous in all of these. #BLACKPINK

No way did they unintentionally defund the police 🤣

Some guy on Twitter made a point of announcing that thousands upon thousands of men are descended from rapists, and we women "aren't going to like it when [they] stop asking nicely." Which, you know, surprise surprise brother, but you're also not going to like it when we stop refusing nicely.

One Big Bumbling Buffoon

Jade: Naomi is taken care of Naomi: Bitch u thought

And now, my favorite Easter tradition.

Time for another digital security PSA with guitar … here’s “All the Small Things” but it’s about scrubbing metadata from your photos before you post them 🤘

Those Disney Channel crossover episodes were so wild and also confirms certain shows exist in the same universe.

#AMORTAGE all the time

Not much hit harder for me than, “And I hope it’s SHITTY in The Black Dog” yes girl I felt that 😭 #TheBlackDog #TTPD