I think I’ve got another 24 hours until Houston returns to its standard conditions of “uncomfortably warm and humid at all times”

Oilers take the lead with less than 2 minutes to go

Mama Stanley is at the Oilers watch party outside. Immaculate vibes

Oil!!

oil!

RoboGoal!

the oilers have arrived

FOR REAL THIS TIME??!!!

Remember when the Red Wings had a Svechnikov for a while? That was an interesting time. Let's reminisce during the 4th intermission

probably rather have an OT power play, but this is excellent drama for teams I don't care about

Ironic that Matt Duchene scored in the middle of a pivotal offside review

PENALTY SHOT?? Oh we're getting weird

caaaaaaannneeesss

Indiana may have won a "national championship" or whatever, but Purdue still has a 33-game lead all time 77-44 (plus fees) #CharitibundiBowl @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

NHL Playoffs so far: East good West bad More tomorrow!

Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.

Unfortunately I now have no choice but to be all in on Buffalo.

SABRESSSSSS

LET'S GO BUFFALO

Juraj Slafkovský gets the OT winner on the power play for Montreal

Everyone gather your cocaine, motorcycles, and helicopters. It’s OT in Tampa

🚨 🐅 ⚾️ TIGERS WIN ⚾️ 🐅 🚨

ole ole ole, and other french nonsense.

Finally cooled down enough to open my windows again and this rain just sounds so nice

The Stars are having a Bad Time

🚨 🐅 ⚾️ TIGERS WIN ⚾️ 🐅 🚨

I don't hate these Dallas jerseys. Much better than the neon nonsense they had a few years ago

Brady Tkachuck doing dumb shit immediately? Fork found in kitchen.

Ok so the tigers can only win at home. Got it

Extras!

TTBDNS

BEHOLD: my totally unbiased and good NHL First Round Picks Sabres in 6 Canes in 5 Habs in 7 Flyers in 7 Kings in 6 Mammoth in 6 Oilers in 6 Stars in 7

Unless you want to spend $500 on archery or boxing, don't waste your time looking for LA Olympics tickets. Oof

🚨 🐅 ⚾️ TIGERS WIN ⚾️ 🐅 🚨 Perfect homestand 😎 Back above .500 ✅

Best record in 10 years. Don’t look at the standings or how we got here. LGRW

Let’s Go Red Wings

🚨 🐅 ⚾️ TIGERS WIN ⚾️ 🐅 🚨

Red wings, I was going to watch this game just because it’s the last one, but not if it looks like this.

You'll get it but you need to watch the slide a dozen times and friends, it is worth it

RUN ROOK RUN #DNMW #REPDETROIT

🚨 🐅 ⚾️ TIGERS WIN ⚾️ 🐅 🚨

With one game to go, it hasn’t gotten better. Allow 3 or fewer: 39-5-4 Allow 4+ goals : 2-25-6

I don't care if he's a point away from catching Gretzky. I hate that guy and I want him off my stupid, bad team. Stop talking about it

Jon cooper you useless bum.

Simon says you’re going to be entertained by this meaningless game whether you like it or not

“Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry went to Coachella together to see Justin Bieber” A perfectly normal, true sentence that broke my brain at 2am.

I’m not at all catholic, but I am from the Midwest. I will be on Chicago Pope’s side until he starts talking about baseball teams or hot dog toppings.

🚨 🐅 ⚾️ TIGERS WIN ⚾️ 🐅 🚨 Miami gets the brooms 🧹 Eventually the tigers will beat an AL Team but that’s not important right now. It’s only April.