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(Very aggressively ignoring how we got here) 🚨 🚂 🏀 BOILERS WIN 🏀 🚂 🚨 Struggling Purdue beat a top-10 team in OT on the road! woo hoo!

Just found out today was the first Olympic game the Canadian women have been shutout EVER??

Ashley Farquharson's bronze winning luge run, the second ever US medal in women's luge

Detroit No Matter What

If they win every other game 5-0, I think the US can get gold.

EDWARDS FINALLY GETS ONE! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 🇺🇸 5 🇨🇦 0

I had to “work” at my “job” Anyway, GOALS 🚨🚨🚨🚨 🇺🇸 4 🇨🇦 0

Refs ipadmaxxing in the penalty box

ANOTHER ONE 🚨 🚨 🇺🇸 2 🇨🇦 0

USA GOAL! 🚨 🇺🇸 1 🇨🇦 0

Oh god there’s still the USA-Canada game to go today.

MUST SEE JV BACK?????? Tigers World Series or bust

Sweden just didn’t miss. What a tourney

Ash isn't the biggest starter, so she'll give up some time early. In the red early. But she's a glider, she'll make up time if she's clean. SHE'S MAKING UP TIME. FARQUHARSON IS PULLING AHEAD AND SHE'S GOING TO WIN AN OLYMPIC MEDAL!!! IT'S NO WORSE THAN BRONZE FOR USA LUGE!!!

Cautious optimism in the curling…

How am i supposed to watch curling, luge, and figure skating at the same time while also doing my job??

The chaos of short track speed skating is so fun to watch

Big games at Allen Fieldhouse hit different. Wheeee basketball!!

USA WIN 🏒 🇺🇸 5 🇨🇭 0 Canada tomorrow. Buckle up

The French are cheating, obviously

I think spice girls should be worth a bonus point

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CORY AND KOREY ARE GOING TO THE GOLD MEDAL MATCH!!!!! They beat Italy 9-8 on the final shot and the USA will play Sweden for mixed doubles curling gold! STAND UP EVERYBODY WHOSE NAME IS A VARIATION OF "COREY"

CORY AND KOREY WILL PLAY FOR GOLD!! 🇺🇸 🥌

The Curling is now STRESSFUL USA have hammer down 1 in the final end.

The Curling, it’s good.

Double slivers!

Patriots lose, America wins

They're just setting up another fantastic Punt

REAL WEDDING CONFIRMED

it will remain 19-0 in my heart

A Drake has gotten destroyed in consecutive Super Bowls

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MVPunt

I went to check after it got to 19-0 (and they may have said it on TV when I wasn't paying attention), there has never been a shutout in the Super Bowl

Hark! A Touchdown!!

Bird ball!

I’m like 75% convinced that was a real wedding

Dump Truck, by Mikhail Evdokimovich Tkachev, 1956

This is the time for the rest of the word to push the American Medal Count method. By our "total medals" standard, Italy is running away and the US is in lowly 6th. When ranking by Golds, we are up in 2nd behind Norway because all we have are 2 golds

69 very nice points for Team USA

USA GOLD!

this is going to be so close and I don't like it

oooh Stravinsky

So many spins!!!

That should get Italy a medal for sure

Malinin better be ready to spin around about 346 times for this final

Italy and Sweden are also now through, along with the Brits and Americans. USA and Italy play the last round-robin game tomorrow morning before a potential rematch in the semifinals later in the afternoon

Cory and Korey to the Curling final four!