He craves the box

Quitting TikTok cold turkey starting today, lord give me strength

"No, it's totally okay that we got to the Lego store late and now I have to wait in line for empty shelves."

This sleepy lil man is finally the Formula 1 World Champion (Not really, he's a cat)

Everything in life is just for a while

coupla good boys for @theseano.bsky.social 🗣️✨ #art #cats #artsky

This is the best day of my life

"WHEN Nintendo adds this in an update" "WHEN Nintendo does a DLC" Friends, you and I both know Nintendo ain't doing shit, the game you're playing now is not going to receive any meaningful updates to its functionality until the next one comes out in 5-10 years.

I've lived in Texas for almost ten years but I still have to hold my tongue when people here try to hold up "queso" as the pinnacle of "Mexican food"

All shows need to be Hacks, it's the only show I ever want to watch

What a drive from Lando, you can see how much this race took out of him. (Lando is my cat)

George RR Martin do anything related to finishing ASOIAF challenge [Impossible]

Gungan Sith? Ayo?

My girlfriend's sweet baby girl kitty had a big health scare this week, she's doing better now but we could really use any help to recover from the vet bills. www.gofundme.com/f/help-henri...

My old work team plays Connections every morning, and my name is in the puzzle today. Get fucked

It's important to clarify we don't mean *every* North Island Brown Kiwi. That would be absurd. Just this guy right here... He knows what he said.

#DuneMessiah reportedly starts filming in June (via deadline)

I wish anyone else cared about Dune Prophecy so I could talk about Dune Prophecy

@opg.bsky.social KENNY PICKETT SIGHTING

Isolated audience audio track of Grammy crowd SCREAMING "A minor"

Director-writer David Lynch, who radicalized American film with with a dark, surrealistic artistic vision in films like “Blue Velvet” and “Mulholland Drive” and network television with “Twin Peaks,” has died. He was 78. bit.ly/40is3yQ

Quote this with a pic of your cat when you got them vs now Ooo tiny baby vs turkey loaf

If Derek from Shrinking has no fans, I am cold, dead, and buried

What's the point of doom scrolling on TikTok if none of my friends have opened anything I've sent them in weeks?

Anyone who advocates for permanent DST needs to also volunteer to code those timezones into their favorite software

I really want to use this app more, but for the better part of the last decade I've basically only used Twitter for news aggregation, and the fact of the matter is that Bluesky doesn't really come close to me for that. Even all the "feeds" are just cluttered with random people trying to get noticed.

I have seen the Great Filter and it is getting anywhere on I-610 in Houston between the hours of 4pm and 7pm on any weekday

This just in: Mad Max Fury Road still rules

It is 1984. I am in a movie theater, watching a new, darker take on Godzilla. It is 1999. I am in a movie theater, watching a new, darker take on Godzilla. It is 2016. I am in a movie theater, watching a new, darker take on Godzilla. It is 2023. I am in a movie theater...

The boys say Merry Christmas

her: did you spend all afternoon editing kevin james into that norman rockwell painting? me:

I'd love to be a cat on a lazy Sunday

Are we trying to make this thing happen again?

President Biden Signs Executive Order to Map the A and B Buttons to Same Place on All Controllers

Do you think I can get on the cat pics feed? I don't know how that works.

Am I Kenough?

No let's baby gronk