Of course the next logical step in unrealistic expectations of male beauty - after hitting yourself in the face with a hammer - is injecting your balls with KY and salty water.

BTW: you have my permission to steal this image without attribution.

So called "anarchists" when I touch their "pro state" (consencually ofc) #Anarchy

I got called racist in Lidl earlier.

It is impossible to say "rough" 3 times in a row as fast as possible.

“Use AI to brainstorm but not to write.” “Use AI to help you outline but not to write.” These are commonly proposed as “ethical” ways for undergrad students to use AI, but I’m sorry, brainstorming & outlining are just as integral to writing as the actual construction of sentences.

i love pigeons 🖤🖤🖤 this bumper sticker will be available later this month!

who needs spotify when you have vlc and a folder of .mp3 files

contrary to popular belief, the estrogen contained in soy products is phytoestrogen and does not have any feminizing effect on the human body. they actually turn you into a plant first and THEN give you a huge rack. the more you knows!

We should either normalize big pockets for all normal pants, or buying from the mens section. Or learning how to make your own pocket extensions.

Apparently, bots are a protected class on bluesky? I got suspended for insulting @hatredbit.ch the fuck? https://blacksky.community/profile/did:plc:6bohsh42dekrk7ntark4rhkg/post/3mlfnvwp2mc2u #Bluesky

Don't shave your Bush, grow that ecosystem. Let forest grow.

if this is in your feed, reply with a hi

"Communism is when a transsexual woman puts collar on you and calls you 'good puppy' and you all happy waf at her and cuddle with her." - Karl Marx cca 1868

Kitten Space Agency just got a little more cosmic. We’ve added the Milky Way into the skybox, bringing more depth, scale, and atmosphere to spaceflight, orbital views, and planetary surfaces. Whether you’re coasting above the atmosphere or looking up from a planet, space should feel vast.

Tramsgender witches brewing poison to kill Donald Trump.

I am gonna smoke AI.

Why does "go fuck yourself" seem like an insult but "go fuck someone" feels like recommendation? Self love is form of love and is important too. Go fuck yourself, now!

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I might have trained myself. I parked a car perfectly between the lines and first thing I said was "good puppy" I am training myself. I am not even bad at parking. #:3

No you can't fix her. You need to accept her the way she is. Homicidal thoughts? Grow up, these thoughts are part of her identity.

Being trans is like the most sigma thing a person can do, everyone hates you and you are like lone sigma wolf.

FROM SEASON 4 IS OUT, I REPEAT, FROM SEASON 4 IS OUT #from #horror #mistery #tv-show

How to not use fediverse?

i am #banning hashtags #feditips

some of y’all have internalized biphobia against suboptimal Turks who look like they were just weaned off their mother's milk and it shows 🌽

People are worrying about wrong -maxxing, instead of looksmaxxing do gaymaxxing.

Trash boat

No, unproblematic, consensual relationship will kill her. The patient needs toxic yuri to live

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My boobs r so much bigger then they were. Ive been also lactating for a little over a month now. Being a girl is cool! #trans #gay #milkymommy #lactation #yuri #toomanystupidhashtagsforengagment

My refrigirator is running and holds a knife, very unprofessional

Wafrn is fun #:3

I am doing AI right now :3

Beer drinking rn :3 #beeeeeeeeeer #beer-is-tasty #alcohol-is-tasty

Good puppy

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what happened to the internet being customizable by real people? what happened to creating something out of love? what happened to things fucking working because people made them, not machines? god I'm so sick of this. i just want a social media website that isn't complete and utter dogshit.

You dont lose followers nor posts not follows by migrating to wafrn

Google goes on vacation never comes back.

I wish I had something interesting to post, me life boring :(

I think the bsky outages shows why we need more decentralisation of our social media. Just being able to say "hell no" and move to somewhere else without losing anything is great. We need more of it. So give alternative app views and PDSs a try

Maybe the servers are overheating. You should splash some water on them to cool them down, you gibbering tech-buffoon.

Not sure why everyone is complaining, the site is working fine for Bluesky Premium subscribers

I don’t actually like being seen as a trans woman. I’m a girl who happens to be trans. Being trans doesn’t make me an entirely different thing. Women are women. #trans

your LLM is only as good as the context you give it. garbage in, garbage out — just more eloquently phrased.