r u Meowing 2nite?

who is she..

drink that u sip and everything you don't like about your life is fixed

kasane teto scribbles from class...

i greatly dislike fig newtons

MEOW it harder MEOW it better MEOW it faster makes us MEOWER

call me a hoe but i don't believe in "standing in the rain makes you sick"

beeeep beep beep beep beep beep

i should probably meow

i love rice pudding i just ate a pound of it

im so cold

she meowed kittily down the mrrrp

managers be like "you still coming in today"

S/o to this joke I played on our lab tech in 2019

teto after she dies in super mario world for the SNES

all it took was one thorough meowing

waow

hey cloud pull your sweater up

a real snoozer

Lune the crybaby

Lune going blah blah blah

booty butt booty butt booty buttcheeks

the beginnings of a meow

im immortal btw

she was an oomf she was an oomf can i make it any more obvious

i got the funny fizzy drink

i have a big ass

it has come to my attention that people are saying i have a goldfish memory. which, this is not fair, and.. wait what was i saying

damn that sucks. have you tried meowing?

backshots

well,

you should always agree with me

i think Brendon Urie is the weakest link

dickburt

i jokingly mentioned something about a divorce at work and someone was like wait you're divorced???

times like these make me wish i had a hairdryer but she took it in the divorce

debating if i should get a short bob type haircut

kinda wish my singing voice was nicer

MY BODY IS A MACHINE that breaks down constantly

y'all mind if i say a swear

i feel a bit alone

we're all just guessing

bleh

i am woman hear me meow

am i horses 🥺

"Jessie's Girl" is 100x better if you replace "had" with "was"

awful take tbh