The fact that people are making jokes about this is sickening. It's not funny when someone dies or almost dies. McConnell has long-struggled with autoerotic asphyxiation and was found by the police with a belt around his neck and his erect penis in his hand. It's not a fucking joke.

Wow wow wow wow wow USMNT #USABIH

GOAL!!!!!!!! #USABIH

I always get a real shiver down my spine whenever I hear Christians pronounce the tetragrammaton.

The continued ability of this guy to release movies that get theatrical runs is the best evidence against the “Jews run Hollywood” theory. variety.com/2026/film/ne...

I think the CAGE system being promulgated to guitarists these days is a fucking op constructed by people who hate theory but wanted to sound like they understood it.

Oh man. Congo was doing so well. I am happy to see England come alive though. #ENGCOD

Commentators spot on here noting even if England took this match today, this is not a team who can beat France. Not the way they’ve been playing.

Footballer: *shoots a man point blank in the back* Ref: *whistles* Footballer: *drops gun and throws up hands in front of his face like he has no idea how he got there or why he’s suddenly in trouble.*

Crazy how Mexico has not given up a single goal this entire time.

Rough time for Ecuador

Haaland is the most on the nose human ever. He literally looks like a wooden boat built by Vikings.

So all of y'all who are pissed off over the trans sports decision coming out of the courts are gonna make sure Gavin Newsom doesn't make it to the presidential campaign trail, right? You know, because you care about us so much and fight for our safety and futures, right?

You can just say you’re punk rock. Punk rock means archetype of the majority. Thoughtless obeisance to Christianity and chauvinist hegemony is punk rock. Words have no meaning!

That feeling when you’re totally punk rock.

Animal Crossing: New Horizons (Switch, 2020)

Oh well. Gg’s Japan. Great run. #BRAJPN

This lame ass tactic to accept defeat while claiming it’s just bc of good editing

This sick prick should be thrown out of OUR country! links.rawstory.com/s/c/0yrIyyrV...

JAPAN GOAL!!!!!!!! #BRAJPN

this is what the right wing in the US has always been about to me since i was a kid: a gaudy blandness. an entire world made out of cardboard - from mcmansions to strip malls.

Me: *smokes weed* Me: “Why am I always so low on energy?”

Deltarune: Chapter 5 (Multiplatform, 2026)

“There’s nothing wrong with your face. Mine looks like that too.”

The JPMNT in Volleyball may be one of my favorite cast of characters in all of sports. They have personality beaming out of every pore.

I’m kind of shocked no one is mentioning how Dems hitting the street isn’t the only thing that’s going to win over voters. They need to present actual policies and strategies to enact them, and I’m not convinced a DSA voter would ever buy anything a “moderate Dem” is selling.

Watching the JP/US men’s Volleyball game rn, and they just played the Sonic 1 menu theme in the arena after a hydration break was called.

vindicated on my longheld belief that the dems could've won way more often even without giving lefties like me anything if they just poured money into the basic on the ground fundamentals instead of consultants and ads, but they don't, didn't, and won't

absolutely amazing. just straight up lying and then immediately doubling down on the lying bc it Really Makes You Think

I have never once in my life learned a positive fact about Arthur James Balfour.

I made a strawberry basil shrub and it’s so fuggin good?

No disrespect to these people but these are not full sentences. “The empire strikes back” is a sentence. These are not.

ADL is to Jews what PETA is to Vegans: an embarrassment.

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This is epic games ceo tim sweeney objecting to steam making people tag their games if they used ai to make them. It’s weird how much work people do to treat people having preferences as fucked up or harmful

:0 #TURUSA

Bold decision of the US to play like a bunch of dimwits in a nothing burger game.

Really enjoyed Akane-banashi this season but something I wanna get straight: her dad is dead, right? Like I know he’s not dead, but like, he’s fuckin’ dead.

ECUADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

LFG!!!! #ECUGER

ECUADOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR!!!!!! #ECUGER

Something something letting Germany get away with violence against other countries.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! #ECUGER

I have no idea what the words are, but the German national anthem just feels, on it's surface, like antisemitism. Then again, most national anthems feel like that.

I mentioned I just played Despelote so today I'm gonna cheer for Ecuador. I know they're...not having a good time right now, but...ECUADOR!!!

“Afraid of David, or Afraivid.”

I know for a fact I will die never having found enough vitriol to properly hate Laura Loomer out loud, because adequate words do not exist.

There are a lot of bad things in this world; a lot of violence, cruelty, and hatred. There are people who take pleasure in the suffering of others. There are people whose only goal in life is to subjugate women. Despite this, the single worst thing in human creation is Windows.

I like the Rx Bandits and I’m very glad I still get to see them live.

POV you are looking at Avery.