any park is a doggy park if i’m there

Doing my duty 🫡 by winking at men in Utah parking lots. Send tweet

guac.amole; guacguacAMOLE

God chose which angels to fall to the earth via throwing darts at the realm below. Pew pew pew. Get darted. Also Anastasia did survive, they swapped her body with a fake, and then hid an additional fake with bullet holes in her jewelry. - my dream last night

my roommate usually: worlds lightest sleeper. wakes up if you breathe in the next room my roommate when there is a LITERAL TORNADO on the ground in our town: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

the way my roommate uses this app is i’m supposed to send them posts i think they’ll like. and then every like two or three weeks they’ll read a backlog of 15 or so posts and then log out

i am so sorry, my beautiful new tattoo. i did not mean to sneeze all over you

every transsexual should get a hobby

If you’re not yet doing alt text on photos, start now.

okay but would an autistic person do *this*? [spends thirty minutes organizing her “tattoo ideas” photo album into sub-albums and sub-sub-albums]

things that would fix me: 1) angel wings, any size, halo optional 2) demon wings, any size, horns optional 3) vaginoplasty your move, heaven/hell/UIowa LGBTQ Clinic

in the context of rollbacks of trans healthcare and acceptance in public: people care when you abuse the dog

Make time for your people, love. Life is fleeting. Messy, unpredictable. Make the plans. Ask the question. Have coffee. Grab dinner. Put joy on the calendar.

My painting APPROACHING STORM

Not to be dramatic but I would sell several kidneys of unknown origin to be the kind of girlie whose period only lasts 4 days

currently resetting the big “days since kaysie cried” sign to 0 oopsies

*eating a pb sandwich on white bread* oh yeah, it's still passover. sorry god, it's a safe food. I have to

the problem with insomnia is that it makes me want to post more but it doesn’t make me better at posting

real things gil & i said during #arcane #arcaneseasontwo finale (no spoilers): “piano man! i love you piano man!” “that’s the second most expendable character i can think of” “buddy, you kind of lost me.” “this is just like neon genesis evangelion, which isn’t something you can say very often”

Bestie phil sees shadows everywhere (but we forgive him through the power of friendship)

least believable part of #arcane #arcaneseason2 is the existence of an alternate universe where jinx is sane