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Song: Insult my breakfast will you? I will eat it myself! ( at work) Body: Bitch that was eggs. S: And I did a Good Job. Body: Those. Were. Eggs. S: Scrambled! With Potaotes! And Olive Oil! Lovely season9ngs. Body: EGGS!

Pass the joy along!

Post a photograph you took, no context, to bring some zen to the "feed".

We are the most wholesome Fandom. From scrubbing Every off the internet when it was accidentally released early, to the overwhelming support of the ND and Queer fans (Hi, it me, I'm both), to the clowning and the smut and the angst and the fluff of our authors and artists.

Song Update Right thumb definitely sprained, possible torn ligament. Feels very similar to the same injury back in high school. Can't get out of work without note, walk in put me in a brace and said I need a MRI.

Why are humans? Got my schedule changed AGAIN, so at remote house 3 nights this week, found out after I was at the local house for half an hour. Thank you so much management. Then find an email listing everything overnights are *doing wrong* and how we need to step up.

Got home at 10 something Sunday night. Slept from midnight ish to 5:30 am. Was up from 5:30 until noon-ish. Slept for another four-five hours. It is now twenty to 9 in the pm. I am back in bed. I did my due diligence to take tonight off. Even with the sleep I've had my brain is fried.

Hour 25 of shift, maybe 3 hours of sleep in 36. Can I go home? Please?

Another day, another bloody mandate. I wrote a little poem about Cardinals and spring and cold equations. As I get older I find myself dancing ever closer to the Void. It is pretty. And yet, I am not so much of a bastard as to leave a house understaffed.

You need shinies? A smol turtle on lovely adventures? Jack has got you covered!

Tiny Turtle Adventures!

I LOVE THIS FANDOM SO MUCH

🎶Every day, it's a getting closer🎵

@goodomenshq.bsky.social dropping a teaser with a release date while I am asleep and don't see it until I am at work is just rude. I work nights and my residents are asleep! I can't clown! I am also very tired.

Meltdown after work, on top of migraine, on top of finding out the princess is working a 24. I do not have the spoons to deal with her for 12 hours. I am calling in the migraine and have ordered ribs to gnaw on angrily.

It is cold and snowing this morning. I am at work, surrounded by sleeping coworkers who feel the rules don't apply to them and only clean after the residents are up because "they're gonna mess everything up anyway".

One, two, three, four, five, everybody in the Bentley so come on let's ride to the BOOKSHOP on the corner, heard the Angel is home and I really do wanna, See him walk in on the Serpent! No talk of anger or repent. Just a "I'm back" and a "I see that"

Shines! Shinies!

For Song: Loot drop after defeating me: 25 percent chance of Autisim! (Roll for CON saving throw, beat 42, buster) Pack of tissues One Totoro beanie (+1 armor, +2 Charisma) 1 Mtn Dew Code Red (+3 Stamina)

There was something...slippery...about art. Good art, simple art, masterpieces, Bob Ross, the Celestial Seasonings tea boxes. Whatever the art, she would stare at it. If there was a path, her mind took it. If there was a building, her imagination wandered the halls.

I love Mr. Fell so much.

12 hour night shifts are for the bloody hellhounds. Watching Ancient Aliens and reading GO fanfic and wishing I had the spoons to write. Prez Lincoln used a psychic? The Fates choose their oracles and it is a rum deal. Wouldn't surprise me.

Resident is slated to move out today. If she does, I am taking the rest of the week off. I will also take three nights off in two weeks because fuck everything I need a vacation.

Sharing in the slim home She will smile on me and grant me a copy. Good luck everyone!

It is a silly thing, perhaps, but I am Very Cross with the resident who shoved all the living room recliners to the curb yesterday in a fit of pique as they are moving out by the end of the month, thus leaving all staff with one small loves eat and a wood dining room chair set to sit on.

Hour 21 of 36. The residents are watching American football. My guts are Very Unhappy with all of this awake-ness. I can nap in approximately 4 hours. I have spent most of thr day in a recliner playing gsmesnok my phone to stay awake.

Ah, the joys of being a direct support person for disabled adults. Guess who has a messy bun and is working a 36 hour shift? This bitch! No pics, not allowed on shift.

Happy New Year my Ineffable darlings!

My company has lousy communication. Worked Sunday night at another house, as med cert!, with the agreement that I would not work the remote house tonight. Came home Monday morning, had a 20 minute meltdown, sleep schedule fubared. Told Housemate remote house would probably call.

The only drawback so far with boxer briefs for those with uteruses that are "functional" is if one does not use tampons, the pad placement is awkward. Also, it has been over 3 months, I am of an age, what the hell. I should be done with this nonsense already. Good gods.

Y'all! Y'ALL! WATCH THIS OMGS.

Wow, this perimenopause thing is kind of nice. I'm warm all the time, the rage is manageable as long as I do my mindfulness, I've got this! Uterus: Bitch please. Pardon me as I work 6 nights in a row, now with all the IBS and a migraine! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttteeee

It is the liminal time of year, post the indulgences of Christmas and pre the bells and whistles of New Year's. I find myself, as usual, trying to convince the kiddos to step up and do their chores without being reminded every single time. It is...difficult.

Warning! The following post has been rated HOM; Horny On Main. Reader discretion is suggested, as I know how a lot of you are. ****** ******* ******* Still here? ******** ******** Ok, this is consent! Micro Crowley chained to Aziraphale's dick like a cock ring.

Tom Holland is a blessing thst is meant to be shared. You are welcome. Pass it on.

Paging @gleafer.bsky.social!! Surely, somewhere in your trench coat, there is some Egyptian Ineffables?

Wow, it is amazing how much I can get done at work when I, y'know, SLEEP the day before. 5 hours straight instead of 2-3 hour clumps? I will take it! *looks suspiciously at inhaler she finally started using semi regularly*

I JUST REALIZED. In 2028 I will be able to drink Chateaneuf de Pape. I could have it in my bar every single day. And Talisker! *muppet flailing*

As most of my lovely feed can sympathize, I suffer from imposter syndrome and rejection dysphoria. It hits me hardest when I have to be social and I realize the folks around me outside my bracket, being it economic, social, or educational.

Perimenopause rage really is a thing. I am furious at a coworker for taking the laptop to the upstairs apartment, making me nearly late to clock in. Who I JUST REALIZED is holed up in the second bedroom with the door closed, so I went upstairs for no reason

GO fam! Let's gooooooooo!

When most people meet me for the first time, they think I am in my 30s. Still makes having a 25 year old son a bit awkward, but less "teenage mom" and more "college mom". Welp, Major, we are back to being twins.

Question for the hive mind. Outside of Aisa, what countries have natural hot springs and a lot of folklore?

I worked a 15 hour shift. I have had two hours of sleep. Why am I still awake? The Endless Questions of a Song.

The enfloofination of Nature continues!

Thie just in. Boxer briefs continue to be the most comfortable underwear I have ever worn and I'm side eyeing lingerie companies something fierce. Yes, I am aware that the point of lingerie is that it looks pretty and isn't supposed to stay on long. But why can't we have pretty AND comfy?

This is OLD. This is circa 2003. This is the only digital pic of my Wolf and I. My, how things have changed.

Gleafer is the Best Art Witch!