Today's episode is running late, sorry. Alexx got kidnapped by spooky Halloween goblins and needs to finish the orgy before editing.

True story

Good for you. Everyone else: Watch DS9. Let the Bell Riots radicalize you.

I feel both seen, and called out

Peeps are calling for this to be officially entered into the lexicon, and I’m down with that. I could use a break.

RIP Renato Casaro, an Italian artist known for his film posters. He passed away yesterday at the age of 89.

Silksong update: I want to murder Sprintmaster Swift

The property management company I rent my apartment from sent me a happy birthday email. There's something mildly dystopian about that, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

It's my birthday week if anyone wants to throw some support my way.

Imagine it's 2002 and you're sitting around watching the Man Show and a time traveler appears in the room and tells you about the past 48 hours

Trying to catch up on the news: Is Fallon returning on Tuesday the rapture?

John and Alexx sit on a small chair across from the bed to watch... oh, wait, it's pronounced like coo-coo. Yeah, that's awkward. Anyway, we watched Cuckoo. jahspod.buzzsprout.com/2357398/epis...

Taking micro-donations to support my artistic endeavors. So, you know, if you're somehow not struggling give it a think! ko-fi.com/alexxb

I feel like I forgot something. Can't put my finger on it.

Great work Etsy witches!

The new Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss for 2025

Neo-Springfield is about to EXPLODE!

A movie that asks "Who is the real monster?" Is it the actual monster? Is it Man? Or is it Alexx for not really enjoying this 2022 horror movie? Answers lie within so listen closely! jahspod.buzzsprout.com/2357398/epis... Available wherever you find podcasts.

I finally got around to watching the new Fantastic Four. Boy, that sure was a movie! It had actors, scenes, even an act or 3! My favorite aspect was how it progressed from the start of the movie to the end of the movie. But wait! Don't leave yet! There are scenes during and after the credits! Wow!

happy labor day to all you workers and parasites

I've been forced to use chatgpt for my dayjob. Holy shit it's terrible at just about everything I've tasked it with. Rife with errors, overwritten data, bad data, just nonsense. The amount of time it takes to fix its output would be better used just doing everything myself from the start.

I do have one exception to my not-caring-about-logos rule. If Fruit of the Loom ever removes the cornucopia, I'm going to fucking riot.

I've never been into a cracker barrel and would rather give my dick a paper cut and douse it with lemon juice than be the type of person who would give a shit about their logo. Food does look kinda good though.

There should be a rideshare-like service that can summon someone with young reflexes to beat the video game boss you're stuck on. Because I'm about to throw a fucking tantrum.

BREAKING: Silksong will be out on September 4. Two weeks from today. Really. Often, games that take 7+ years to make are plagued by mismanagement and painful burnout. But for Silksong? Team Cherry was having a blast. They still are. This is their story: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...

Holy fuck! Silksong releases in like 2 weeks! I think I might be giddy. youtu.be/6XGeJwsUP9c?...

I loved this documentary about the Cooper family falling body photo. Terrific work by @jeffiot.net youtu.be/4V44Ha1eZF8?...

We're off this week, so please enjoy this episode from our Patreon feed. "Sinners" jahspod.buzzsprout.com/2357398/epis...

I'm really not very fond of getting random bouts anxiety. I had a lovely weekend but my brain has decided to make it feel like something horrible is looming on the horizon.

Also Jeffrey Combs needs to be cast as the live action Question in any DCU tv/movie or preferably all of them ALL OF THEM.

Fuckin’ sick

I've seen this on Bluesky and had to try it myself. The image below was the response to the prompt: "Show me a diagram of the US presidents since Herbert Hoover, with their names and years in office under their photos" Bravo, OpenAI, bravo.

Lego friend

Positive story about a company: I've held on to my ratty old Zippo that I've had since high school. I stopped smoking 15 years ago; the hinge hasn't worked in ages; basically, it's a memento. But it turns out that you can send back any Zippo to them and they'll fix it for free. I did exactly that!

Freakier Friday? Terrible title. The same thing happened to them once before, which makes this Friday inherently less freaky than the first one

The boys go old school John and Alexx Hate Stuff by watching a real pile of shit. The 2025 sci-fi slog based on a George RR Martin tale. "In the Lost Lands" jahspod.buzzsprout.com/2357398/epis...

This week on The AP Strange Show, it's a doozy of a Third Time's the Charm (3xtC) episode with J. R. Hikel joining me to talk Army of Darkness! J. R. is a lifelong horror fan and owner of J. R.'s Spooky Shack, a one stop shop for all manner of horror merch. He brings his wealth of knowledge and 🧵

Bibliognost [BIB-lee-uh-nahst] (n.) - A well-read individual; a person with wide knowledge of books. Used in a sentence: “Gerald quickly realized that being a bibliognost was going to come in handy in his new job at the library.”

I Know What You Did Last Supper (2025)

Going to Ozzfest with my friends when I was in highschool/college was always the highlight of the summer. So many great acts. So many great drugs. Such chaos. RIP King.

The boys look back at this tough-as-nails crime thriller featuring Hollywood's sexiest stars (and James Woods) doing unsexy things (being shot, falling in garbage, James Woods). jahspod.buzzsprout.com/2357398/epis...

Watching the X-Files. it’s always something with these two

rare instance of it being better in the original German

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"I kept the faith through 91 indictments, 34 felonies, and 2 impeachments. What finally broke me was when he said there was no Epstein list.”

Who knew that being lost on an alien planet could be so low stakes? Ridley Scott casts away human drama in favor of the charm of Matt Damon. jahspod.buzzsprout.com/2357398/epis...

Put two fish in this baby and came back to my whole kitchen filled with fuckin fish

Fucking ghouls.