Angus Taylor called Anthony Albanese an arrogant prick, which is both true and funny. However, Angus Taylor is also a useless fuck, so there’s that #Auspol

Props to Ed Husic for again being one of the only Labor figures to have enough of a backbone to call for real action against Israel #Auspol

Australian entrepreneurs, start-ups and investors, young and old, should frankly shut the fuck up. I want my taxes paying for education, the environment, health and social services, not underwriting your gambles and business decisions #Auspol

Penny Wong rebukes wannabe fascist Itamar Ben-Gvir buuuut won’t change Australia’s unyielding support for the genocidal “state” of Israel, even as it ethnically cleanses the West Bank, tortures aid flotilla volunteers and commits genocide in Gaza. Great work Labor! #Auspol

Beyond funny to me that part of Israel’s response to being a global pariah (due to committing genocide) is trying to rig a singing competition by getting their own people to vote multiple times?? Yeah, good work guys, that’ll make you look legitimate #Eurovision

Media faffing on about “broken promises” like it wasn’t there rule-in-rule-out technique that prevented changes being taken to the election. They don’t go far enough. CGT discount and neg gearing are a cancer on our system. Not a Labor supporter but they for once took a (small) positive step #auspol

And this: "The political legacy of Anthony Albanese is not a man from social housing championing equality, but a leader proudly smiling for a photo as he puts a band-aid on a haemorrhage." #auspol

Of course Anthony Albanese backs Keir Starmer, they’re both spineless sellouts. Cowards feel safer when they stick together #auspol

It’s not impossible that this whole Kyle and Jackie O thing is just some cynical stunt and they’ll be back to broadcasting their usual quality slop in due process. If not, Jackie O enabled that vile prick Sandilands for a quarter of a century and I find it pretty hard to feel sympathy for her

Israel, immediately after vaporizing a bunch of little girls:

FUCK THE UNITED STATES AND FUCK ISRAEL

Israel and Trump defenders really out here like “please bro just one more act of aggression 😭 I swear bro just a couple more human rights violations 😭 please I swear the TikTok Army is the most moral in the world bro 😭”

Always noteworthy to see the issues Albanese is willing to speak out on. Today it’s Andrew’s succession. Only the safe options - never the tough options. Weak. Disappointing. Could and should be SO different #auspol

Albanese doing nothing to fix the structural problems in Australia and instead swipes David Pocock and “The Greens Political Party” (so clever). Everything - materially, economically, socially - continues to get worse, Labor does nothing and thus ON and Hanson rise. I’m so fed up and angry #Auspol

Sussan Ley has no fucking clue what being punk means #Auspol

Watching how Australian Labor, the Coalition and fringe RWNJs (Hanson et al.) have carried on and privileged Herzog’s visit and Israeli interests is but one in a sea of reminders that they don’t govern in the public interest. Support the Socialists, Greens, or progressive independents #Auspol

Albo you’re taking Australians to be fools. Herzog and Netanyahu’s homeland is now The Hague. You might help turn down the rage in Australia if you publicly say the word ‘genocide’ this week. Sadly we know you don’t have the guts to genuinely engage with all people in this debate. #auspol

Also, the fact that Chris Minns’ goons in the NSW police force are preventing people from protesting the literal head of a country which has slaughtered tens of thousands of innocent people should remind us all that cops aren’t our friends. Say it with me people: all cops are bastards #Auspol

Seriously, fuck Chris Minns. Bloke gives more rights to Israeli war criminals than he does people in his own state. Make it make sense

Colin Boyce literally sounds like discount Barnaby Joyce #auspol

And just like that, Sussan Ley gets up in parliament to profit politically from a condolence motion, all while speaking like a fucking kindergarten teacher #Auspol

Seeing and hearing the unimaginable pain felt by the parents of Matilda, the 10 year old Bondi shooting victim, is not only gut wrenching but drives home how ghoulish the political games leeching off this tragedy by “leaders” across the country really are #Auspol

It’s hard to give a flying fuck about a vanity project royal commission for conservatives when this is happening. #auspol

Where’s the Royal Commission for the frequent violent deaths of women in Australia?

Sigh, here we go. Frydenberg would only be happy if either he or Netanyahu were appointed as the commissioner. Frydenberg used the massacre to stoke his own political fortunes. Utterly contemptible.

Democrats and Republicans both oversee the same rotten system using various degrees of bastardtry. The sooner the USA collapses, the better for the entire world. And something tells me it won’t be such a long wait.

It’s 1990, I’m 1 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state It’s 2004, I’m 15 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state It’s 2026, I’m 37 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state

If only First Nation people had converted to Judaism before the Voice referendum. 🤔 #AusPol

The immigrants destroying Australia: Sussan Ley Tony Abbott Jillian Segal Thomas Sewell Eric Abetz

And just like that, Jacinta Allan reminds us all that she is to leadership what a Tupperware container with a missing lid is #Auspol #SpringStreet

If Sussan Ley insists on generating more division out of a horrible tragedy for perceived political gain, can she at least not talk like a kindergarten teacher? The condescending tone is getting old #Auspol

A hateful mass shooting, climate crisis, housing crisis, environmental destruction, genocide, emboldened Nazis, right wing politics surging, everyone making below $150k is routinely fucked. Aus politics doing nothing. A hostile media. Least we’re going to beat the Poms in the Ashes #Auspol

Seeing the adverts for "StandUpToHate" with Kyle Sandilands being front and centre really was an insane choice that undermines the entire campaign

The Bondi shooting was a tragedy and my heart goes out to the Jewish community. But how on earth does Chris Minns think that banning pro-Palestine rallies will solve anything? Israel continues to slaughter innocent people with immunity, and he wants to stop people demonstrating against that? #Auspol

I must have a very bad memory b/c I cannot for the life me remember any of these self-serving playactors calling for Scott Morrison's resignation after an Australian man groomed by years of blatant Islamophobia from political and media arenas flew to NZ to murder 51 Muslims. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #auspol #BondiBeach

▫️ Your regular reminder that Sussan Ley is an empty-headed baying gorgon and an inflammatory idiot with the morals and political acumen of groin fungus. ▫️

I’ll not be tolerating any words associating opposition to genocide with antisemitic murder.

If you're scared this tragedy will by weaponised by those pushing hatred, division & control, same. It's a pattern that can change nations. We've already seen Netanyahu claim the Muslim who charged the shooters was Jewish. Empathy, patience and truth. Everything else is unhelpful

Sussan Ley, touting the Antisemitism Envoy’s report, demanding that it be immediately implemented. The plan has been emphatically rejected by the Australian Human Rights Institute, Amnesty Internatjonal and a coalition of 9 Jewish groups.

Sussan Ley predictably already playing politics over the #BondiShooting is pretty downright gross #Auspol

We are horrified and shaken in the wake of the mass shooting at a Chanukah event in Bondi this evening, which has left at least ten people dead and injured many more. This is the first night of Chanukah when we gather with loved ones and friends to light the Chanukiah. 1/4

What the fuck is happening to our country? Genuinely feel sick to my stomach. Being born after Port Arthur, I never imagined I’d ever see a mass shooting in Australia #BondiBeach

LNP’s disarray on climate is going to give a lot of cover to Labor’s sub standard performance #auspol

My neighbour, who I can only assume reads the Herald Sun, installed a security system which blasts a warning to passersby that they “ARE NOW UNDER SURVEILLANCE.” We live on an arterial road with two adjacent tram lines and a train station. Can you guess what we get to hear all night? #Melbourne

A former chair of the Law Institute of Victoria’s criminal law section, Mel Walker, described the proposal as “extraordinary, bad policy and counterintuitive”.

Jacinta Allan and Victorian Labor signing treaty into law in the same breath that they try to implement sentencing reform for vulnerable and traumatised children, which will be devastating for First Nations kids, is disgusting. Tough on crime only appeases mouth breathers #SpringStreet #Auspol

John Laws was admittedly before my time but in most respects looks like he was a gaping dickhole #Auspol

Labor thinks they sound really good when saying “the GreENs PolITIcAl PaRtY” in #QuestionTime whilst they spend their second term continuing to do three-fifths of fuck all on housing, the environment and equality. I just despise Labor and their beige incrementalism so much #Auspol

She's ending world hunger? She's solving climate change? She's funding cancer research? JK, she's a fucking billionaire. #EatTheRich

Matt Canavan looks like he should be one of those fun uncles you see once or twice a year who drinks a couple beers and is really funny. Instead the bloke opens his mouth to either remind everyone he has an economics degree or spout pathological bullshit about climate change denial #auspol