i can't afford a big tent. i only have enough for the dinky ones they sell at the walmart

deport this dago-ass guinea-wop back to the depths of the Marinara Trench

i'm getting better at blocking

liberals are already defending this guy

listen up, liberals: i shit myself

I think the final confirmation that “New Atheism” was in reality an Islamophobic movement piggybacking off War on Terror hysteria is that Bill Maher is now quoting the Bible to support his Zionist beliefs

tonight i learned that Zohran smokes weed and that's what's really important to me

lucky for me i'm broke enough that the next computer i get will be from 2018 so i won't have to worry about this for a while

morality is stored in the apps

can’t believe it took you this long to leave that website run by admitted nazis and join this website run by closeted nazis

morality is stored in the apps

kash patel just said "violent feminals" instead of violent criminals which tells me he's been listening to a lot of Violent Femmes lately

America Third!

can i offer you a warm soda?

you simply do not "have to hand it to" any generation of the young republicans, and if you're a reformed former young republican the appropriate place to discuss your feelings about it is a therapist's office

on my Dr. Hibbert shit, laughing at your pain

a properly functioning society would not allow the republican party to exist

everyone needs to internalize that this is just how all republicans are and when nancy pelosi said "the country needs a strong republican party" she meant that more people like this should be powerful. they are all like this! they all think just like this and like trump and they love it and it's fun

dude said "i'm built different"

i love all americans whether they be black, white, gay, chinese or mexican

resurrected hitler horrified and dismayed to find that his most ardent supporters deny what he would consider to be his greatest achievement

Trump repeatedly presenting "I don't love my enemies" as a fun little lovable foible is straight-up Satanic, he is normalizing complete disregard for a central pillar of Christ's message

i've had this dream before

i said "i'm skittish" they said "i thought you were italian"

boy i'm gonna love driving four (4) towns over for this shit

earing tums because low blood sugar

anchors and reporters should have been doing this shit for decades

yes, you can tell if a video is AI. yes, YOU. you are a person. you know what people look like. you know how people move. listen to yourself. you have the knowledge. you are Alive.

im listening to my old music and oh boy was i unwell

I need more of this genre of image (YouTubers crying that people want them dead)

i can't stop seeing beauty wherever i go. it's pissing me off.

shit's starting to make a lot more sense to me. don't tell anyone, though; it's a secret

rare homer

they're doing this to me on monday

Congratulations to Venezuela on winning the Nobel Peace Prize. ❤️🇻🇪

juan guaidó gotta be the most bitter guy in history

gonna be really funny when she gives trump her award

paywalled from heeding the call

you're on Mastodon? hell yeah dude i love that one that goes WHITE! WHALE! HOLY! GRAIL!

i am too grounded to fall prey to cults or AI psychosis but under the right conditions i could absolutely come down with Jerusalem Syndrome

the tigers are made of paper

wow i can't believe hasan piker shocked his dog and then slapped his brother and then punched his mom and then kicked his dad in the balls and then went outside and threw a child's ice cream cone on the ground and did the Three Stooges eye poke to the father of said child when confronted and then he

if i were in charge, the superbowl halftime show would be Meshuggah so really these freaks should be grateful that it's only Bad Bunny

any new jungle in, guy?

crazy how this place went to shit so fast