Out here smoking that Unreal Tournament

Day three of arbitrary transgender pride! Even when I feel like I don't pass, people do still register me as femme or feminine. I can't actually stop being transfemme if I wanted to

Roko's Basilisk is just Catholicism for tech bros

Out here smoking that motivated political violence

Day Two of Arbitrary Transgender Pride These MFs can't keep my gender down if they tried. They wish desperately to keep me down and I'm not letting em!!!

I'm out here smoking on that "gee whiz, mister, you mean it?"

We out here smoking that Sgt. Pepper

Two tgirls fighting over which one of them gets to suck off their mutual girlfriend who is also a tgirl Call that battle of the bulge

They're authentically greebling you in the RTs btw

Day one of arbitrary transgender pride. Estrogen is slowly making me way more fuckable and everyone around me can tell

puppy bathroom lovers

"You seem tense, Princess."

I think I'd like Blue Lock better if it was basically Haikyuu!! but every character was also Nagito Komaeda

Futanari Yuri ABO

Recession proof banking via taco bell gift cards

Just had my second 1-in-4 payment on a really good bowl of tom yum soup

Oh wowww is that a complex topic with lots of nuance? Omg I like... Know nothing about it. *twirling hair around finger* do u maybe wanna like.. help me understand your opinions about it in excruciating detail.

My tax advisor is actually a little bumblebee. They know so many facts and have rich inner worlds

heres my most listened song of the year! let me know what u think <3

I'm out here shooting a medically irresponsible volume of ropes

Thank you to everyone who was so concerned. The doctor has just phoned. He says that the ""nocturnal emissions"" are completely normal and to be expected

i Betrayed All My Former Friends And Allies And All i Got Was This Stupid Muzzle

"Okay Houndpack 3, whoever of you gets the most kills today gets bred by me~" The director smiles, graying hair barely covering her eyepatch, standing above them at an angle where they can all stare up her skirt at her throbbing cock "And remember, good girls leave no survivors~"

No one has scammed and beclowned the human race like cats. "Aww she's sitting on me" she's sapping your energy. "Aww she's purring" she's communicating with the devil, her father in hell

*wakes up in November 2011* whew... It was all a dream.. time to go vote for Mitt Romney

Ma'am I think this young man wants to vote for Kamala Harris

Was getting a little hard to spread her legs so I put some WD-40 up in there

My porn name is actually Gross Blunder

You're acting like you a Roosevelt but you more like a Taft

What if I simply am not worth it?

Bitches be like "aw hun what's wrong :(" girl I'm literally wearing my suicide shroud what do you think

Yeah I cum magna loud

I slopped up George Bush's hairy coochie

I think the breaking point of capitalist fatalism is the looming thought to sacrifice the rest of my life to finish what Luigi Mangione started

I would hold a commerical airplane hostage in the name of compelling businesses to stop soliciting me to sign up for pithy accounts

I would fuck a man raw right off the streets of Miami

Transvestigate Rudy Giuliani

My girl got that antiseptic coochie

My wife wants everyone to know she's a good dolly and she obeys

I think I saw malaria trump stealing sauce packets at a del taco

One day you're just this Kuwaiti dude chilling at a construction site. And then the next day you're being milked by the Sheikh

I was impregnated by Colonel Sanders

their disappointment is immeasurable and their day has been ruined.

I don't worry about aluminum in deodorant, I smoked tons of weed out of aluminum cans back in the day and I feel perfectly fireplace seven marigold

I be eating that rotisserie cooked pussy

Ooh I'm such a wifipilled routercel

Mnnfgh blood yummy

They're building skyscrapers out of cum in Dubai now