this is what they said it would be like under socialism

Fullbody comm for @rockefeller.bsky.social !

*Taylor Sheridan pulling a slot machine arm* "Ok, we got... Kurt Russell... as a... Fire Chief in... Paducah, Kentucky" Paramount Exec: Sure whatever, here's $40,000,000. All of our parents: Prairie of Flames is the best show on TV

kcd is like if the team behind euro truck simulator tried to make an action rpg

housewives need to be banned from traitors or forced to play as a single shivering amorphous entity with one life and one vote.

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse

What to try your shot at making art for Magic or DnD? Come on down to the Wizards submission portal and submit your portfolio! Us human Art Directors review each and every one of these, so you are guaranteed to get real, actual consideration!

all these fallout flashbacks. if i wanted to know more about the pre-war wasteland i'd read a fan wiki.

you: [stressing for days to send the perfect single email] billionaires: hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?

I am open and looking for work again! I’ve worked on projects for Magic the Gathering, Dungeons & Dragons, Draco Gaming, Mondo, and more. I do full color illustrations and concept art, and I specialize in creatures.

pretty wild statement re: Republican Chris Madel drop from race for MN governor: "Saying he cannot support the national GOP's 'stated retribution on citizens of our state, nor can I count myself a member of a party that would do so."

If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before) Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...

Had the pleasure of making a sculpture of Sue the Tyrannosaurus rex for SHOWANNA Studio. 🦖 Pretty pleased with how this one turned out, I got to nerd out on all of her unique pathologies. The old girl lived a hard life!

damn big botox got billy bob thornton. his whole thing was looking like a crumpled bag.

"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out pick up a pencil and a napkin

Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.

tapping the sign

Personal work 🤍

ok so its the witcher geralt but what if we made him look like a professional lifeguard or maybe the second cutest guy in a boyband

I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.

to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.

rules provide scaffolding for stakes to feel dangerous and victories to feel earned. it all boils down to finding a table that shares your play preferences, but for me, why would you want to play D&D if not to play D&D?

I painted ur dog

am i scanning correctly that clippy 2 is a droplet of piss

lanifir’marun, a villain from our current campaign.

Love the way an awesome collector in Austin had this original framed with the raw edges visible. Always so cool to see how people frame and hang my works.

He did it again for the 5 year anniversary

forced to crack twitter open, hot ones style ears ringing double vision choked cough at the vitriol

"𝖄𝖔𝖚'𝖗𝖊 𝖌𝖔𝖓𝖓𝖆 𝖓𝖊𝖊𝖉 𝖆 𝖇𝖎𝖌𝖌𝖊𝖗 𝖇𝖔𝖆𝖙." Finally revealing my illustration featured in the #Jaws 50th anniversary artbook by @printedinblood . I wanted to create an illustration that replicated the mythical sea monsters featured in acient maps. #jawsartbook #stevenspielberg #ilustration #movieposter

Late Afternoon Light ~ Cyril Cox, 1958

automatically saying “thank you” to everything and suddenly hearing the automatic “you’re welcome” back after being away from the south for a while is a trip

GARGOYLES!!! #art #zigzart

Moldy

day 6: fossil #swordtember

Guy who shrieked about tyranny when they closed Applebees during a pandemic: Mr President sir I saw a homeless man downtown today please send in the 82nd Airborne

Like the old quote goes, anyone who would give up their liberty in exchange for security will live happily ever after, both free and safe

imagine being so maniacally racist that you side with the fire over the firefighter

Another art done for the lovely folks at the Cantrip Candles. The God of Crossroads this time :)

Deeply recommend getting absolutely brainrotted about a pairing/oc/concept that no one else is making food for so you have to cook for yourself. Not only is making what you want to see deeply rewarding, you will improve and it will not even be on purpose it will just be the inevitable byproduct.

watching the primal war/tricia helfer vs feathered dinos trailer with some interest until rex hits the screen and appears to be a straight rip of the JP mangle with lipstick on.

a cadre of ALIEN youtubers diligently explaining to me how the titular alien's evolution DOES make sense actually

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

i've heard that the point of havin ocs is making them suffer sorry adaan T^T but better things are in store for u #dragonage #rook #qunarirook

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci! ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

geralt standing walleyed in silks while the "good" ending star wipes into a bloodbath bc i beefed a dialogue right at the finish line

i don't remember if i posted this guy here. anyway