Give ya girl a quick read. Bite size chunks just for you! smartasstro.substack.com/i/166890526/...

While bombing Iran is bad for Trump’s poll numbers, starting a war and creating chaos is good for Trump as an authoritarian. Authoritarians exploit chaos to claim emergency powers, deploy the military domestically, and undermine free and fair elections. These attacks must be viewed from this lens.

Did all #cancerrisings sleep through the news? 😭 Just me? #tiredsoul #ww3 #dreamlandisbetter

The accuracy & the cuteness (but still savage!) of our fabulous lil romp of otters.

It's always fun to talk Venus things with Sonia!!! ❣️✨️💚

The new episode of the Astrology Weekly Update is now out with @smartasstro.bsky.social . We start with an overview of the month’s astrology. I am certainly looking forward to two Venusian lunations after the month of March and the personal planets turning direct.

A day late and a dollar short... but it makes sense. smartasstro.substack.com/p/aries-i

On March 12, I will be joining my Asteri Sofia Kairos sisters @celestiaastrology.bsky.social @ecstaticastro.bsky.social @smartasstro.bsky.social and @practicalastros.bsky.social ⚕️ in leading an eclipse workshop. You can sign up for the event at ko-fi.com/s/086c85885e to attend live.

Sometimes it’s clearer how much weight your timelord was pulling in its exaltation when it’s exiled and stationing retrograde. Feels like my brain is missing most of its happy chemicals

I heart Tina Smith.

Not my boss asking "are you ok?" During my exact lunar return. It's just my face! 😆 #rbf

I was able to interview one of my early tarot teachers, Madelyn of Contemporary Tarot. We talked about her tarot journey, practice, sabbatical & “Best Course of Action” that she gives on her own channel. Thanks for hanging with me in your Hanged Man year, Madelyn! youtu.be/BLZZrW3ZMlM?...

The Labyrinth is not merely a prison; it is an initiatory chamber where identity is tested, and the worthy are reborn.

We've made it to the Labyrinth! Welcome to Pisces season friends.

Next stop: dragons!

Not me watching the Bridget Jones series while Mars prepares to station in Cancer. Also pulled the 9 of Swords today, May 31 to June 9 Gemini II, ruled by Mars. #Lawyer

Why, yes. I do believe when your hands are full of grocery bags that carrying four boxes of girl scout cookies does count as the Tower. The requirements have been fulfilled. ✨️

Who's doing the discord thing in Nechepso land?

Life got rocked hard this week.

MLK Jr. I made the image. Inauguration Day. I'm praying for peace. I pulled the Hermit. Introspection.

"Time to turn a light on the unknown" says the Sun in Aquarius I

Oh... a conversation about being behind the scenes? Sure.

"Rental balls and rectal exams" name that show! Also, Mars is Mars-ing. And squaring. And ending the retrograde with a sweet little trine to Mercury next month.

The mind of a 12H Mercury in Gemini

Dear Mars Retrograde in Cancer, I offer you fire glazed whipped egg whites and sugar. Yours truly, Cancer in the 1st house.

Another nod to the ever present psychopomp, friendly contention and fluctuating fortunes... Cancer II, Mercury's decan.

Grab your tissues folks... Mars has re-entered Cancer.

Neil deGrasse Tyson: In five billion years our sun will expand, engulfing the inner planets Mercury, Venus, and even Earth. Pluto: WHO’S NOT A PLANET NOW???!!

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Are we the only species that hoard stuff? Crazy the amount of times I have opened a storage box and said "Wow look at all this useless stuff I didn't miss at all but refuse to throw away"

Are you feeling the urge to plan ahead for the New Year? Aligning with the astrology may help. Did you also know you can get a free 7 day trial on Substack for paid posts? open.substack.com/pub/celestia... #astrosphere #witchsky #astrocoaching #astrology #Capricornnewmoon

Did I tell you, I finally got a mala?! Now what do I do?

The Moon, now in Sag 2, wears the Bridle, recuperating from "the battle". Tense & prepared for the next stage, She recalls the Sun's movements at the beginning of the month. If we cont to do "one brave thing" everyday, we build on our strength. What's your "thing" for today? #36faces #36secrets

Capricorn season... time to headbutt our way through the petty, parsimonius & pessimistic. #SmartAsstro Ok. Love you, bye.

Pretend Ive said something clever about light and shadow

Seen someone say “if I was ever mean to you in 2024 work on yourself so I don’t have to be mean to you again in 2025” and yk what… hell yeah

Mood

@celestiaastrology.bsky.social graciously gifted me beautiful Year Ahead reading done by @practicalastros.bsky.social both for '24 and '25. Dec 24 card is Wheel of Fortune and I'm curious (& obsessed with!) how the story continues into '25 through the Capricorn decans.

Light reading while avoiding Christmas to-dos

"I have a key, cooked beef and a flashlight. Can I burn the ladder?" Brought to you by: Mars Retrograde

Nightlight Astrology is doing their annual kickstarter. Adam and the team need some help!!! 1400 backers needed in the nexr two weeks.

Thanks to @smartasstro.bsky.social for joining No Dumb Questions in talking about The Houses youtu.be/RkUdKo0jnVo?...

It's a beautiful and waxing gibbous moon, now in the 2nd decan of Taurus. Luna is exalted here and most powerful. Anything she puts her mind to, with persistence in this fixed sign, will be fruitful.

Sounds about right.

Quick collage in honor of The Moon and Neptune meeting this morning at the exalted degree of Venus.

Tonight is Sunday night, aka the night of Jupiter! ⚡️ You can light 4 candles & some frankincense on a yellow, blue or purple cloth/paper, and pray to Daddy Jup to receive abundance, wealth, happiness & to chase away all anxiety & fears! ✨