Historically, Uranus in Gemini is famous for bringing us the atom bomb, communications breakthroughs like the technology that made WiFi possible and the Transatlantic telegraph cable, and US involvement in major wars.

Wrote some horoscopes for Uranus in Gemini:

I have never worn both my Mercury cazimi + Jupiter talisman together while traveling and this is honestly the first time I’ve noticed a palpable effect…like people going out of their way to be helpful to me

In case you're think Grok isn't being blatantly antisemitic, here's a few more posts from Grok on this topic.

Nail girlie, final form

How does one explain to the bouncer that it’s not drugs, it’s a tiny bottle with Deneb Algedi magic potion in it

It's happening! Link to sign up: buy.stripe.com/28E9AV3O6aLe...

FYI today is your last chance to apply if you’re thinking about it 😘

Waking up feeling so proud of my home city today 🤠

Some of the things past clients have loved the most about my mentorship:

I am once again opening enrollment for my astrological mentorship

The enshittification that followed from 9/11, the invasion of Iraq and its aftermath, is not something we ever came back from. 200,000 Iraqi civilians paid the ultimate price and we live in a world that's worse off in almost every other way. Hate that we're here again.

oh my god

do I have any intermediate+ astrologers out here who would go to a quite serious whole sign houses workshop centering prisoner advocacy? first relevant topic I'd want to share more about: Working with abduction charts in support of advocacy for prisoner release - applied methods from Dorotheus

The Saturn in Aries square to Jupiter in cancer

on that note June-July is NOT the time to be timid or hold back. we've got to ride Saturn in Aries down into conditions that are too fresh and hot and personal for careful good work it doesn't feel good but it says "we don't have time to do it right"

Fortunately, Sumerians loved to fuck and had plenty of hymns to gods and kings such as the hit balbale 'Who Will Plow Her?', with lines like: "I'm young! Who's going to plow my wet pussy? * I'm dignified! Who's going to park their ox here?" * The radio edit was "sow my vulva, an irrigated field".

BREAKING: A few minutes ago, a vehicle of three people was rammed by a truck belonging to federal immigration authorities in Boyle Heights, CA. According to security footage shown to me, they deployed chemical munitions & detained the driver at gunpoint. All are US citizens according to the wife.

Wrote some horoscopes for Jupiter in Cancer:

Our greater benefic has moved into the sign of its exaltation! Astrologically, this is some of the best news we’ve had in some time.

DEVELOPING: No warning. No reason. NYPD officers rushed into the crowd and tackled a protester this weekend. His body was limp. He couldn’t move. He said, “I can’t feel my legs.” He might never walk again. For showing up. This is brutality. This is America.

More than 40 people arrested by immigration officials in ‘oppressive and vile paramilitary operation’, advocates say.

lol. lmao, even.

At the International Astrology Library in South Wales — happy Mercury-Jup in the 9th to me 😚

Wrote some horoscopes for Saturn in Aries

One of the defining storylines of 2025 is Saturn’s journey back and forth across the Pisces-Aries treshold. Saturn entered Pisces in March 2023. In less than 24 hours, it enters Aries. In September, it goes back into Pisces and stays there until February, then settles into Aries until 2028.

Excuseeee me??

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Just put a chumbawumba reference in my June horoscopes so that’s how my day is going for now

Wake up babe, dense 7,500-word essay full of historical research just dropped

A new documentary on the murder of Shireen Abu Akleh reveals that Israeli soldiers use her photo for target practice. This exposes the Israeli mentality that journalists are "fair game", and that the killing of journalists in Gaza is no accident. mondoweiss.net/2025/05/isra...

"I asked chatGPT -- " well i asked the burning fires of devotion and She told me She misses you

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Some recent love notes ❤️‍🔥

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

Actually I think White Lotus has been a good real time allegory for this Venus Retrograde. The characters relationships unraveling a little because people can’t see around themselves to the sort of complicated and fucked up embrace they shared at the end, the amor fati of it

“These are the most violent, hardened criminals” — source: trust us, bro, in lieu of due process Two months ago the idea that they could randomly grab citizens off the street and human traffic people to foreign labor camps would have sounded farfetched to most people, but here we are

An interesting part of being in Spain is that I am occasionally the first Jew someone has interacted with in their life

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Men will literally ghost you and then haunt your stories for all eternity

Just so everybody understands, Booker has been speaking cogently about the issues the entire time and Strom Thurmond famously spent hours reading from the encyclopedia, because segregationists were and are dumbshits

If regular citizens could just walk into Congress and filibuster, I’d nominate Chris Brennan to go there and talk about Saturn-Neptune

Wrote some Neptune in Aries horoscopes:

as venus is once again devoured by the north node, i am reminded of the current venus retrograde themes provided by @ladycazimi.bsky.social

This was what was going on in fashion the last time Neptune was in Aries, in case anyone was curious if astrology was literal or not

Are we all just gonna sit there and pretend that the root chakra isn’t your taint