every now and then i get reminded that the reason i dont top is i am VERY BAD AT IT

im not a top but im gonna rail him until hes drooling in a puddle of his own sweat

probably gonna die bc i wanna give him unforgettable head but its only the first date so i cant do that i should ask him how many dates is appropriate before i can give him unforgettable head

as I finish comms for these busts, I will be opening up only a few more slots one by one at this lower price ($30) 🍃 One Slot Open Now - first come first served 🍃 vgen.co/pseudoeuphor...

The harsh crackdown on anyone who doesn't properly mourn Charlie Kirk and pretend he was a good guy is polarizing me more and more in the opposite direction. He was a vile, hateful little man who wanted people like me lynched. The more you scream at me for pointing that out, the more I'll say it.

fuck

a sketchy bust painting comm for @dollkisser.bsky.social <3

💚🥚☺️ commission for @dollkisser.bsky.social #nsfw | #furry | #vgen

A doodle inspired by actual events I had with a friend recently, it's fun being slutty~ >//w//< #goblin #femboy #bigbutt #chubby #thicc #bussy #exhibition #nsfwart #sketch

🥚 it's coming out so good ~

what do we think chat?

i wish i had the mental capacity to be poly cus everyone that flirts with me is poly and every time they do i fold instantly but i cant let any of it go anywhere cus theyre poly and im not and it literally cannot ever work because of that and it sucks

i hate recording a good video and having no one to send it to :(

Someone should come help me out here~~ I have more that will be coming throughout the week but i thought these were cute ♡♡ #nsfwsky #transporn #lesbian #mtf #nudies #boobies #tummy #goonsky

idc how big u are when ur hard i wanna know how small u are when ur soft i love growers i love when u first whip it out and its little bitty like this

taking a bath right now & remembered I havent given y'all a treat in a while so... here you go! kinda a bad photo but more content soon! #goonsky #nsfwsky #tgirl #wlw

waow,,

TW: all the way through tentacle 💚Ribbed for her pleasure💚 comm for @kellyoc.bsky.social

Finally, a new intro~ hi hi, I'm Pseudo Euphoria~ a vampire who smokes a lot of weed and does art and sometimes I play games on twitch 💙🍃 🔞no minors🔞 streams: twitch.tv/pseudo_euphoria sfw/nsfw commissions: vgen.co/pseudoeuphoria

💙thank you for 666 followers 🖤

(currently fully of knot)

if god was real he wouldve given humans knots

🐏 comm for @gotnipped.bsky.social 🖤

skeb tentacle comm for @spicyfusionwarrior.bsky.social thank you so much~ 💙

do cucks get turned on when they find out all their friends made a groupchat without them

another tentacle wip~ comm for @/gotnipped

ill be honest, blackface latex kink was not something i thought would be on my timeline today i think some people do deserve to die actually

HI??? HELLO THERE NEOTORI SOCIAL MEDIA REPRESENTATIVE

terrible photo but neotori haul :3 :3

the jump in size from a small to a medium is a little bit scary,,,

Jess's Strip Game goes into Part 3! Oh my, getting steamy... let's see if you can get her to take off more! I think I can guess what you wanna see go next, but there's gonna be another poll soon as well!

scalp massager + backshots

3rd times the charm 2 is better than 1 omg 🤎 comm for @gotnipped.bsky.social

they should invent a way to be sad about being lonely that doesnt make you sound like an incel

people will say shit i dont wanna hear or be jokingly mean in the way good friends do about a subject thats just a little too sensitive for me and idk how to tell them im not ok with that without sounding weird

thought bubbling about this one cute guy i know

Hyde participating in one of his many bathroom booty calls. (quite literally) #nsfw #guro #guroart

if you give me birthday brussel sprouts i will shoot you in the eye

more swimsuitsss and my first real attempt at this type of character >_< oc belongs to @roadkillcatgirl.bsky.social

💙Random Short Slime Giveaway!💙 Prize: 1 custom slime Deadline: April 1st How to enter: -like and repost this post -follow me~ Good luck~

fuck the trust fall exercise, being perverts with your friends does a better job at strengthening bonds

Don't you think it's better this way?(2024)

wanna go for a swim?

i went from "if i cant have her i at least want someone like her" to "it anything even reminds me of her i want to set it on fire" overnight

i let you take everything you needed until you started taking what i needed more.

god damnit i get normal then i get pathetic then i get normal then i get pathetic then i get normal then i get pathetic im going to bed

i NEED a girlfriend NOW

10 likes and ill post a video,,