i have a heart condition and like getting scared

Rip

It's been many years since I've sailed the seven seas. Now I'm vibing

Getting bullied at work in my goddamn 30s by a 65 year old Jfc

The mirror was dusty But I was cute af

When I left today I told my spouse Bye I'm off to a job I don't mind but a boss I can't fucking stand. And realistically that's been the whole fucking problem

Superman was dope

they fucking cancelled missing link

Even in Arcadia is out. See you in 5-10 business days.

Sometimes I wonder if the only thing keeping me going right now is the King of the Hill revival.

I fear we are going to get Shrek'd for real this time guys

I need to check this app more

drake has died

The pmdd was pmdding hard af the last week and a half But dw I'm less crazy now

Yuck Elon, and Yuck Twitter Gold 🤮 It costs around 12K a year…. What a horrible waste of money, Instead of doing that, we are giving $1000 to a different charity each month this year. Starting with Doctors Without Borders!

I fixed it

I have lots of opinions. Did anybody ask for them? Nope.

It is pmdd week. For realsies

Went on 2.5 mile hike. Mostly uphill. With a heart condition. Did not die. Felt close tho. Felt great after burning 1100 calories. Now in bed with aleve and a capsicum patch on my lower back. DID NOT DIE THO And found nature's butthole Worth it.

No, entering the orange reich was not on my 2025 bingo card

I really needed to take a walk today after stream. So I did. #redwoods #pnw

STREAM GOING UP NOW! #twitch

I'll be streaming during the inauguration so you have something better to do! twitch.tv/gendobabe

i'm losing it

Tiktok is stinky af #stinkybehavior

Instant suppression (new wrastlin move)

SUS AF #tiktok

I AM SO CONFUSED

Congratulations to the US government setting the record for killing the most small businesses in a single day yesterday. Somebody call up Guinness.

rip

the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement

I already miss tiktok just for the filters. I never looked better.

BREAKING TIKTOK NEWS: Meta has purchased tiktok and will make everyone scan their buttholes with their ai identity detection software in order to access their accounts when they reopen on Monday morning.

ok but how am i supposed to fall asleep without watching one or two hundred 20 second videos

If meta has any involvement in restoring tiktok I'm going to learn mandarin real fast

TikTok has died.

My coworker got me sick and now I'm feeling it even more. Spending the weekend under a mothman blankie.

I'm so fucking tired at this point. Running on fumes.

Joe Biden is stinky af #stinkybehavior

Thank you to the crunch wrap court for taking away income from millions of Americans 🙏

I remember reading history books and being dumbfounded that people let their societies slide into fascism. Watching it happen in real time has contextualized how complacency breeds subservience.

The Supreme Court of the United States is stinky af #stinkybehavior

Tom Cotton is stinky af. #stinkybehavior

United States Congress is stinky af #stinkybehavior

I Fucked My Way Into This Mess, And I'll Fuck My Way Out theonion.com/i-fucke...

Who else has been exhibiting #stinkybehavior?

Pete Hesgeth is stinky af #stinkybehavior