Lord of the Rings but whenever someone starts singing it's just "Kiss From a Rose"

this is a joke but also lol

back in like 1999, to reduce piracy, we added server serial number validation to transmit and people got so mad. how could you send a user-entered string over the internet?! anyway,

The LITERAL X-MEN! More dumb fun literal superhero art.

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We are about 2/3 of the way to our goal of 5,000 members to get the @greatesttrek.com independent era started on the right foot. If you want to be one of The Founders, sign up today because tomorrow is looking to be a busy one! greatest.supercast.com

Seeing a world-renowned Finnish acapella group perform Bee Gees songs. "Finland is where Cities Skylines is made" I lean over and tell my wife.

There are, as of this moment, over 175 open worker slots for the Tuesday, May 12 Primary Election in #LNK / Lancaster County. Please consider serving your community. It's not volunteer work -- it's paid! And your job is required to give you leave. www.lancaster.ne.gov/347/Election...

"2001: A Space Odyssey" (1968) has the most dramatic, most famous match cut in the history of cinema. remastered in HD: youtu.be/SsE6WgxG0aE?...

My wife doesn’t know it but she’s seconds away from seeing for the first time that scene from the TNG s1 episode Conspiracy where that Star Fleet dude gets phaser blasted apart in the most gory way possible

Nebraska Public Media does a regular drawing to give away tickets to concerts for PBS donors. I put my name in every month regardless of the show, and I finally won. So this Friday I'm going to see Stayin' Alive: The Bee Gees & Beyond performed by a Finnish a cappella group with the Omaha Symphony.

It's time for pogs to come back. We can repurpose all those dorky challenge coins into pog slammers.

Have you heard the tale of King Solomon? The wise ruler was confronted with two parents, each of which claimed sole custody over their child. Solomon stroked his chin and then said "ok so if you open and then quickly cancel the trade window you can do the dupe exploit and get two babies"

Because i've got a fancy new site up (decidedly not very fancy) and because I ran a tabletop game for the first time since the pandemic this weekend, i wrote a little about the experience schwa.systems/blog/2026/i_...

I ran a game of the Mothership ttrpg for the first time today, and I (and my players) survived the experience.

BAT-BAT with ROBIN, the Robin! Just an absolutely doofus idea I had for an homage cover mixed with a Saturday with a bit too much free time. This was a bunch of silly ol' fun.

Season 1 Star Trek The Next Generation lookin ass couch

the only law a car will respect is the bollard

Boosting my @maximumfun.org membership and closing the window, then immediately logging back in to double check and make sure I didn’t miss checking the boxes for all the shows I listen to, like double checking to make sure I turned the stove off

Tired of accidentally ordering a caffeinated drink. More fast casual restaurants need to offer lean.

A plane just flew overhead, and all of the grackles in my backyard at the same time looked up to the sky, and started puffing themselves up and screeching, like they were challenging the plane to a fight.

I hope it made it to the bathroom in time, I know that stride anywhere.

If you take the mask off a monster truck you'll see that it's just a regular old truck that wanted to take over an amusement park.

Putting laundry away would be so much easier if the dryer could group the clothes for me. Shirts with shirts, pants with pants, socks with socks, etc. It's the context switching of folding clothes that I find so exhausting.

I've mostly overcome the instinctual desire to hang onto a good cardboard box, but I still struggle with getting rid of a really great piece of bubble wrap.

Got word that the place I previously worked at for a decade has just laid off all of their remaining #LNK employees. The company was founded here two decades ago but sold six years ago, shortly before I left. The new owners began offshoring everything, and it sounds like that project is now complete

Bluesky has activated the Emergency Pervert Filter, which makes the site basically unusable for known perverts. This filter was activated hours ago. Anyone struggling to use the site should notify their local police. Thank you!

Probably the coolest bit of X-Men marginalia I have is this faux Russian icon of Cable and the baby Hope, hand made by a dear friend long ago.

As the weather gets warmer, watch out for the (Charlie) Brown recluse.

Magic Mike, Ranged DPS Mike, Healing Mike, Melee Battlefield Control Mike

Looking through all the stuff for sale at an estate sale auction, you sort of build a profile about the person's life in your head. And looking at all the stuff the guy in this week's auction had, I've come to a conclusion: This guy fucked

Watching a pre-Top Gear car show that Jeremy Clarkson hosted, where he examines car culture in Japan. He calls the Skyline "boring looking" and Tokyo one of the ugliest cities in the world. So his history of being wrong about stuff goes way back.

Dreamt they released an album of "The Unc-est Songs of the 90s" and it was just a collection of the worst rock and pop hits of that era. It was only available on CD and you had to order it from a phone number given in the tv commercial for it, just like the ads of 70s & 80s CDs from back in the day.

I dreamed I was playing D&D as a member of these agricultural elves that centered on wheat and mostly just farmed and hunted pests with their trained foxes, but they had corn elves and river elves who did most of the milling and they were all pretty Hobbity and relaxed until dragons attacked.

Dr. Pulaski hating on Data so much on Star Trek is what fuels my distaste for AI garbage now

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

Welcome to Taskmaster!!! Would you like to play a game?

i refuse to believe he wrote that post because there’s no way he’d type out “Fuckin’”. it’d either be “FUCKING” all caps or some sort of Todd-from-Achewood style “fukken”

Q: What made you want to be a comics professional? A: The 1997 Toreador Clanbook for White Wolf's Vampire: the Masquerade

Walking tacos for dinner tonight but it's Good Friday, so we're making walking fish tacos. Cutting up some fish sticks and pouring them over Fritos like milk over cereal.

The rhythm is gonna getcha! The rhythm is gonna getcha! The rhythm is gonna getcha TONIGHT! #ttrpg #rpg #osr

It’s gotta be weird to pose for a life drawing class and the captain of the whole space ship shows up to paint you nude right? And then the ship’s robot shows up and tells the captain his painting of you is dog shit

She who is my wife does not care for listening to @greatesttrek.com in the car with me, but she does enjoy Factory Seconds, which is how I talked her into an impromptu dinner at Cheesecake Factory tonight

Our hotel is in a neighborhood across the street from an art college, and let me tell you how low key menacing it is to get off the tram and walk back to the hotel followed by a teen following you playing meandering saxophone jazz the whole way.

Going to a convention tomorrow which means I will again be facing my biggest fear: that I will accidentally be dressed like a popular anime character I've never heard of, and have to explain to people that it isn't a costume this is just what I wear because I have poor taste

Same, Donald Duck. Same

Rem D. Koolhaas’s Lo Res Car looked as though it was designed to ram the shit out of Cybertrucks!

Up yours, Kansas. #LNK

dear apple. when i want to choose another card, i will ALWAYS tap the top thing. always. i will never tap the second thing. please fix. thank u love u

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