Minotaur meat is just supercharged cow.

[Running through the blizzard wind blower. Encased inside a block of ice that slides... And crashes against a wall.] "That was messy."

What monsters will be today on Torture Duty?

The one without a poisonous purple and green cloud surrounding it.

Other than poison bog tomato lava sauce lasagna, my rations which you can acquire are. Permafrost Ice Cream: for your anti burn statuses. Blessed water, so you can poison proof your masks. Non poison lasagna. Sold next to the poison bog tomato lava sauce lasagna.

Good luck today. Remember your lunch.

The poison makes it a bit spicy.

Oh damn, there's hot lava lasagna? I'm making garlic bread.

[Using some lava from the poisonous volcano as tomato sauce for the lasagna.]

Please pacify Taisui.

ᵢ wᵢₗₗ ₛₑᵣᵥₑ yₒᵤ ₐₛ ₗₒₙg ₐₛ ₜₕᵢₛ ₜₑₘₚₒᵣₐᵣy ₗᵢfₑ ₗₐₛₜₛ. |果心居士- Kashin Koji. || #FGORP / #MVRP |||Portrayal by #milkprayer / Marnen ||||18+/MDNI ₚₗₑₐₛₑ ᵤₛₑ ₘₑ ₐₛ yₒᵤ ₛₑₑ fᵢₜ.

||time to start cooking something potentially scary.

All names are acceptable.

Someone can be fun and they can be terrifying. Example: Mephistopheles, 3★ Caster.

Gift shops are fun, so you cannot be scary. Tis an accepted theory among intellectuals.

I do not enjoy being intimidating. Precisely because it makes others feel uneasy about requesting things from me.

... It is a very silly position. A fun one, still.

Yeah but.. gift shop.

People call me Mac. Macy, even.

You're not scary, Mister Gift Shop...

Am I scary.

Please understand that 4* Servant is a huge responsibility and you must prove yourself for it.

Fair. I am five years old, after all.

But I am her son's fake uncle.

Should I call Tiamat my sister? Would that be correct? I am Aura's fake uncle, so is she my fake sister? What would be the correct resolution!?

𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒐𝒏 𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒉𝒂𝒅 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒅– |Larva Tiamat, Alter Ego ||Your beloved Mother ||| #FGORP / #MVRP ||||Portrayal by #milkprayer / Marnen –𝑻𝒊𝒂𝒎𝒂𝒕, 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒃𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒂𝒍𝒍,

... Anniversary of my production date. I've made an actual cake. No lasagna.

[His sunglasses, communications device and gloves. Should a day come where he doesn't need any of those, it means that he can live a new, more proper life.]

Friday night. Fettuccini has been made.

I cannot get anyone pregnant. Thus, I will have no one to leave for the future. Still. It's good to have someone to take care of, even if unrelated.

(mostly) Everyone can participate.

If someone got pregnant on the day Ordeal Call I: Zero Compass Inner Domain, Paper Moon released, the pregnancy would end around the time Ordeal Call II: Inescapable Gehenna, Id releases.

Mental damage sustained.

I am the lasagna man. You cannot make me into macaroni.

Just someone.

It's lasagna.

Anything for you Macaroni.

Please get everyone pregnant in preparation for Ordeal Call II with caution.

That's true. Some take 17, or 20 grails.

Not all Spirit Origins are created the same.

Unless you feed them. (Checks notes.) A minimum of 15 grails.

No servant can get pregnant, thank you world.

Hello, miss Summer Berserker. You cannot get pregnant.

There are three more holes: a wet, dry and windy one. Please be ready when they appear.

There was a hole in the Bleached Earth. There no longer is a hole. We also obtained a trinket.

Hole.