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If you're wondering why Cosmic Rainbow C4 tastes like drinking a mouthful of Skittles, it's because it was originally a Skittles C4.

[ Sips his coffee ] "You're doing great. Keep at it." [ Hands her a C4 energy drink ]

I mean, I think she has the actual real-life Murasaki, so I'm not sure why she needs a figurine of her...

Existing is hard.

What is love? Baby just hurt me.

Love? [ Drinks his coffee ] Can't say I have a lot of experience in that.

The Lady with the Lamp #fgo #fate #florencenightingale

Personally, I believe Nagiko can hold out until marriage.

Don't worry about Phantom, they're harmless. Probably.

If by painter you mean paint the cosmos with the blood of everything... then yes.

As Kuku is basically the heart of ORT, who themselves is a foreigner unknown to humankind, it only makes sense she is classified as such.

She hosts her own TV show. Pretty sure that counts?

Personally, I witnessed a miracle that wasn't supposed to happen and well... aliens.

I think it is the tendency of an artist to have more of an open mind and to see the world differently from those that are not generally artistically inclined. It makes the fantastic more compatible to them.

...

Oei was selected because cute woman = saint quartz sales.

Shaking my head at Fujimaru-kun's eldritch hookups not because I'm prejudiced against monsterfucking but because I disapprove of Lovecraft as a person

No, Mike Trout bats right-handed.

... never knew he was a lefty hitter.

ROCK FACT: The music video for "Seven Nation Army" was directed by Canary.

Pretty sure Nemo would not approve of such an action.

[ Crashing the boards and cross-checking monsters ]

They didn't package my energy drinks right again. Can't have shit on this bleached Earth.

Chaldea's health care does not cover cannibalism.

Fortunately Chaldea's health care covers getting sliced in half.

Going to see if one of the clothesmakers can make a hockey jersey mystic code.

Finally, a chance to use my new hockey skates.

[ Finger guns ]

... I could kick has ass, no problem.

Spaghetti night

It's okay, I'm feeling out of time.

I’m not sure Pumpkin Uni is cute… but maybe?

There's some weird shit in the desert.

It is almost that #FGO time of year again.

I think she has an empathy for magic tomes. Like, if it were the Twilight books, I don't think she'd care. The Necronomicon, though?

It's cool. You can stay a Moon Cancer and watch me decimate these ROUS-es.

They imported ROUS-es from The Fire Swamp. I'm leaving the Torture Labyrinth a 5-star review on Yelp.

This apple is juicy and clearly safe for consumption.

UFOに乗って異星にいこうね…🛸🪐☄️⭐️💫

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It's fine. Pasta dishes demand garlic bread.

Oh damn, there's hot lava lasagna? I'm making garlic bread.