The perfect Thanksgiving meal doesn't exi---

It's a Flat Fuck Friday.

... nani the fuck.

... I hope she sells coffee.

It's too perilous.

You are not ready for the deep lore.

Despite everything, it's still you.

Please don't shoot Baker Marine.

Guys, I was just walking into the control room, drinking my coffee, when the Captain just vanished into some strange red and green ether.

ナユタ 🍑 #NIKKE #NAYUTA #nikkefanart #絵柄が好きっていう人にフォローされたい

"Training missions. To keep everyone tough."

I have set the labyrinth on fire for today's mission.

"I've learned that lonely roads can lead to hearts of gold. I'll protect the world..." Queen Kara Sylvia Shikagita Odius. The duelist, model, signer, and idol.

// I don't have a strong affinity towards any Pokemon region. But I'm also way more casual about the game.

Anyway, going to the Target singularity, anyone need several things, since one never leaves there without more than they meant to get?

Coffee.

Xitter dead, post unhinged stuff now.

I have heard that the legendary Shoe is hard to catch.

Halloween Liz (Caster) is a Magical Girl.

I can now put "Mental Health Therapist" on my resume after that.

Office got you down?

No Maidens? Monday.

Looking at expanding my resume. I'm thinking either NIKKE Commander... or Uma Trainer.

Interesting.

Okay, the idea is, if two people are imbibing together, the one saying they could drink the other under the table is saying the other person would pass out and fall under the table while they were still chugging back alcohol.

It's just an expression to say someone can handle more alcohol than someone else.

I doubt Kriemhild would get drunk on a single beer. Like, she's Norse, right? I'd think she'd drink a lot of people under the table.

I AM BECOME THE GRAND SUCK IT GIL!

The twink will be blown off the earth with my arrows.

For this task, you are promoted.

Mood.

... I am not sure how to process this information.

[ Sort of confused for a second, then puzzles it out ] "You seem different from before. Cool. Anyway, yes. A relic as old as the cosmos sort of disassembled me at an atomic level and then reassembled me, and through it I am linked to that entity."

"The fact I'm pretty much an alien though I was born human."

...I feel attacked.

//Not sure how to feel about NIKKE just dropping all of the lost relics in a few large drops as opposed to a couple per day of the event like they usually did.

"Oh Rapi, I'm just teasing."

Damn, tried to toss me under the proverbial bus.

"To be fair, aren't all of the NIKKE's trying to kidnap your husband for themselves?"

No matter how many Raptures there are, I have more Angel Relics.

Oh neat, you pulled Ibaraki's boyfri---uh, candy guy.

Christmas Movie:

Come on @seiba.bsky.social - we have to save Christmas!

I should have made robot dinosaurs in Mictlan.

// Me, if I ever made an actual NIKKE universe account.

It's too early to be Wednesday.