As an aside… This summer will require ordeal call completion. Just reach the prologue, the first two ordeal calls can be held off.

Oh boy, The Inescapable Gehenna! I wonder how we're gonna head-- [+ Sleep debuff.]

Ring ring

Hoshizora Meteo doesn’t deserve anonymity.

All the revolution stuff, probably.

You ran into a Marie Alter during the board game singularity, but this seems to be the genuine article.

Marie..?

A new Hassan??

Nemo won’t be in the next ordeal call, will he.

......

……?

I’m on team Count Dracula.

The conspiracy theory club has become a count discussion club these days.

Anyw- [Ringing.]

So it is about receiving calls. (Looking at a landline phone.)

Isn’t it? I understand the idea. We all have myriad paths we could have taken in life. Perhaps Alter Egos are a chance to become something more than we were.

Of course, our class is indispensable.

Don’t ask me. I found a document in our files outlining the basics. In short…

In the first ordeal call… You went to another world, took part in a battle for the holy grail, and proved that Alter Egos hold a crucial function in proper human history, authorizing them to enter the final battle. Supposedly.

GEHENNA TOMORROW

Mahjong is a game of no reward or benefit to the human soul, but also, I can’t help but be curious.

Mahjong tonight in the breakroom.

(2 days left.)

(The bolognaise sauce smell coming from her is somehow growing stronger.)

A lot of exceptions happen,

I know it’s easy to forget. But fictional characters generally can’t be summoned.

That’s literally true

[Fish wisdom of the day: a carp that manages to climb a waterfall will turn into a dragon.]

This is why you humans are so BORING now

You don’t get the kraken around anymore.

Yeah the age of gods was pretty cool.

Cat

Captain you are pure. We are filthy and very human.

Canary is just off thinking about all the spells she could make.

How about sexualizing nobody .

Zander. Imagine us in Atlantis, having just defeated a whole group of those hunky, scary soldiers. And then I start stripping the armour off one of them and leave his unconscious and now, very naked body there. I'd have to haul the armour to the base by myself. It'd be dangerous. Right?

(Taking off a guy’s pants is still pretty suggestive…)

I did not strip naked a whole man. I took the helmet from one. Then the belt from another. Then the lower armour from another— I'm sensible.

Certain materials play differently with the magical energy that constitutes certain servants. I’m sure I could pull up the exact science behind it, but it would be pretty wordy.

hm.

I've taken the clothing from Atlantean Soldiers and Fang Clan members. It's good for cosplays and whatnot, I think. ... Besides, it'd be a waste not to.

The only part of a Bicorn useful for servant enhancement is a horn, so we usually only collect that.

Thank you, Sion...

Because our coffee machine uses classified Atlas Institute technology to bring out the rich chocolatey tones of your morning coffee.

It had chocolate in it..

.... I THOUGHT IT WAS HOT CHOCOLATE?!?!