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Oh! That one's fine. All the spicy stuff distracted me.

All of those sauces look evil.

Miss Canary, Captain's ordered me not to let you into the kitchen during holiday prep for "general misbehaving, tomfoolery, and directionless malice".

If you cannot name every ingredient in that sauce!! I'm not allowing it!!!!!

I’m glad she’s so happy. We need a little cheer nowadays.

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go to sea as a Commodore, or a Captain, or a Cook

//i did actually want reines i think she's really funny. sima yi is also really funny

We're not addressing that Nemo will destroy Martha, only their own destruction.

I made muffinnssss!

Yahoo, mutiny!!!

i don't know how to steer a ship

[Solemnly] from now on, call me captain abby.

Guys, I was just walking into the control room, drinking my coffee, when the Captain just vanished into some strange red and green ether.

So true.

Please give me someone I approve of.

Oh right, one more thing. This event will feature raid battles. Please work together with your fellow Masters to overcome a gauntlet of foes for pretty decent compensation.

On that note, I need to start preparing.

Ho ho ho... a new Santa.

YES YES YES YES YES

I, for one, trust her.

Servants who are too powerful tend to never actually show up in many scenarios, lest it become less of a mission and more of a chore.

Too overpowered.

Nobunaga's brother will be back in the Friend Point Summon. It's a highly efficient time to use it (next month will be too, I hear.)

Beni Enma has personally assured me to offer her life as recompense if she can't whip them into shape. I told her that's fine but she's doing it anyway.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQLk... Event. Event.

Causing no harm for starters.

The captain, as always, doesn't appreciate the technology that arose within the circumstances that necessitated the MIDI format.

Wow, isn't it incredible. Mankind found a way to make good music sound worse and then made it a standard of listening.

Hello fellow young adults, may I introduce you all to retro music. [Salieri's Tarare plays entirely in MIDI]

Yahoo.

My reports put function first. Also, stop reading my reports!

You really need to stop doing this.

...I can't doubt the power of nostalgia. In any case, I just value good music.

I,

He doesn't hate me, he simply wants to kill me.

Doesn't that guy hate you and want you to die.

Antonio! The captain demands a concert!

Residents of the modern day would call your music old, I think.

[Nods and goes to work for the 24 seconds before the lyrics kick in and he's too distracted trying to make them out that he can't get anything done.]

[Persona 3 lounge music plays distantly]

Canary you are growing a concerning habit of being in a position to stop the World War but refusing to do so.

Surprise me.

Spent all off day repairing an old radio I found in storage only to remember that radio stations don't exist anymore.

Star of Bethlehem (feat. @zerodarkdreamer.bsky.social) docs.google.com/document/d/1...