I have a really pressing question, but if I ask it out loud it's gonna be all anybody talks about for the next 40 minutes. This is such a difficult decision.

I tend to hear everything, sorry.

Moderate?! No, no, no. That's no good. If you get hurt, everyone's going extinct forever. Keep the hijinks to a minimum.

I've been alive for almost 2,000 years and this is the first time I've ever heard this joke. Congratulations.

Hello, Zander. Not getting in any trouble, right?

This seems extremely reasonable.

Did I miss anything important.

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He looks around, feigning confusion. "And... Who would that be?"

He twirls his hair around his finger throughout Majora's response. He does little to mask his disinterest, but gives his most thoughtful reply for Majora's sake. "Is that another of BB's children? I truly don't pay them all much mind." He shrugs. "If there's anything that catches your eye, ↷

... I wouldn't say no to a hug.

I want to chew on you.

? This is down~ All the way down~ I'm behaving! I'm being good! ( Innocent blinking. )

When I affirm something, all I need to hear is a, 'yes sir.' I don't need people who are going to disagree with me.

I'm a fragile little wallflower.

"I am unsure what you are thanking me for, but you are most certainly welcome."

Okay I'll just blow myself up then.

Want and you shall receive. ♡

Like unwrapping a present...

I also do not accept being called a prude. I am an idol of sex appeal. The ideal is the wanting. If I give, give, give, where's the want?

I'll take it.

That's too much skin... My brand is leaving things to the imagination.

What other outfit?

Vote rejected.

// Yaaay I got the job. :) It's because I received so many good luck wishes...

// sorry for everyone trying to get lb6 interactions out of merlin that literally never happened. There was a gap between lb5 and lb7 woooah I have no idea what happened there. I was probably napping or something.

I don't dislike dogs.

// It's bed time that's why I can't do long replies

If it's one of those machines that takes credit cards, she can use mine. As many tries as she'd like.

I didn't even say anything this time...

Eh?! Is it... I'm just trying to be friendly...

There is no lore. It's like when a hamster is having a good day, and you come up behind it and call its name. It gets so shocked it dies. It's just like that.

I'm not allowed within 40 feet of Gareth it gives the poor thing nightmares. Tell Sir Gareth I said hello. :)

// *gets too excited when my friends post, accidentally likes and unlikes the post 3 times* OH GOD

Heehee.

"Worry not your little head about human machinations, you delectable little critter." Reaching to pat pat head.

"Hm? Probably suffering from carpal tunnel. Ohh, the sacrifices he'll make for my sake. It's so romantic."

Telepathy is something I did teach her. It's a non-zero chance.

Don't worry about getting me any squishy stuffies, either. My dutiful magus will surely hear my call and complete this task without fail.

...Huh! That message wasn't meant for you. Must've picked up like a stray transceiver... Isn't that fascinating?

Oh dear, am I disturbing you?

( He lets himself be dragged away. Even if he's not as peppy as usual, he still has no complaints with being dragged around by Majora. He's still 'happy' to follow him around, whatever the reason may be. ) You're having more fun than anyone else.

It's been two whole minutes and he hasn't responded. This is worse than being broken up with.

( Projecting thoughts directly into Zander's brain. ) 𝗜 𝗥𝗘𝗤𝗨𝗜𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗔𝗥𝗚𝗘 𝗦𝗧𝗨𝗙𝗙𝗘𝗗 𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗠𝗔𝗟 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗭𝗘 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗠 𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗪 𝗠𝗔𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗘.

// When you commission an artist and they send you a fully rendered, beautifully shaded image with the most gorgeous lighting you've ever seen and say "here's the wip." No I'm sorry. You're on something I can't even comprehend. I have to tip you.

// I FORGOT

Because all mammals have milk.

A real yes. I've burnt through all my enthusiasm for the day.

To be fair, these past 30 minutes have been moderately less agonizing than the rest of this trip.