// Called out today which means I actually have time to be on more than 1 account/do longer replies. The question is do I have the energy, because I literally called out because I kept passing out.

Can I get an exception to the chaste conversation rule on account of my heritage or am I going to be held to unreasonable standards.

I don't have one of those...

God damn it.

I'm not picky.

// This reminded me I haven't shared any art of Merlin in a while, so here he is as a honse.

// One of my Merlin drawings got reposted on another site without credit, that's how you know you've made at it as an artist.

They do say time is a cruel mistress, but what you wouldn't give for more of it sometimes.

full of disclaimers, you're like a warning label on a pack of cigarettes.

Mm... I'm sorry. ( He seems entirely unwilling to pry, for once. )

Who is it?

Would you be upset if I pried?

You ever miss someone so bad...

"Two for two, now. Gonna have to start making exceptions for fauns."

"Don't I know it? Accidentally used the word 'promise' in a conversation with Oberon, should've seen the way his face lit up. Wanted to take my own head off right then and there." His eye twitches at the memory. He's usually more careful than that. "It's fine, it's my fault anyhow. Wasn't a ↷

I need you like I need a gaping head wound.

I harassed him first. This is that karmic cycle they were talking about.

The only problem with being a girl is that there's a non-zero chance of the doctor showing up. He said that if Magi☆Mari ever appeared within Chaldea, it was going to get R-rated really quickly. And many other things. That's scary. I don't want to deal with that.

I don't know if they're actually... Edible.

What is a Rupoor? ... Oh, it's a pun.

I was going to move onto the QP once I ran out of Saint Quartz.

Censoring me

You were a really a hot guy, I'll give you that.

// Top ten things I want to click on but can't because I'm at work

I'm literally. Always a girl. But I can be more fem for a day. I like doing that.

He flinches, an overreaction for sure, but does not pull away. Certainly, he's caught off guard. This was far from the response he was expecting. There's a certain sense of longing to this moment. He mentally withdraws from this sensation, fighting his baser instincts before he can inadvertently ↷

"Was she/her'd the other day, which was a very powerful and exhilarating moment for me which will likely never happen again."

( Smirks, turning away abruptly. ) It's alright. I've all the time in the world to show you. We can go slowly.

"I do try not to tell lies, where it matters at least. Not that I don't mislead, but it's not your fault that you can't dredge up any examples." He stands on his toes and places a kiss on Majora's forehead. "It's less fun if I just fib all the time right?"

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"Just a pain in the arse, sometimes. Petty stuff, the usual. Like minorly inconveniencing me, or sealing me away in a prison for all eternity." He makes certain to smile when he answers. "It's more like a personal vendetta than anything. Or a learned wariness."

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He pouts, at the boop but not the words. "You couldn't name a single fib."

Haha, I see... What must I do to banish such thoughts from your head? It's no good for you to diminish your value this way. I wish to show you what I see.

He smiles at that, chooses the more fun dialogue tree. "Everything I say is the truth. I have never told you a fib, not once."

Don't you worry, as long as you're around I'm never winning.

"Whatcha getting at, darling?"

"...Eh. Not known for my kind words regarding fae. Likely best I don't repeat myself."

"Don't worry about it, lad, I understand. I'm not going to sit here and preach on who gets to live and who gets sent to the gallows. Wouldn't be very druidic of me, would it? Always teetering on the edge already when I—" ... He looks Eoin up and down. "...Nevermind that."

"I do not consider us opposites."

"Mm, I'm not arguing on whether they ought to exist, only on the value of gardening them. ... I guess there's a plant for everyone."

"And to what end? They've no appeal but the morbid. Their flowers aren't particularly beautiful, and they resemble weeds more than anything else..."

"Are we sure opposites attract?"

"Massive win for Merlin! He doesn't hate puppies!" Me, spiritually bathed in the blood of all the children in Britain after suggesting their execution: yeha man.

// Come here Kracko 👹

There may be no accounts of me hating puppies because I don't hate puppies. Might be hard to believe, given I'm literally the worst person to have ever lived. It's not like this is a particularly massive win for me or anything.

Everything is pre-Catholic washing unless the Catholic washing is funny. Anyway, what is this referring to?

I don't wanna get involved with Lucifer.