The last time I commented on somebody's birthday, I got scolded by my king. So I choose silence.

Yes, yes. ( Flops down and opens his arms wide. Dragging Majora down with him would be seen as rude in many provinces. )

Comes with being immortal. It's like that "don't let Superman know you can take a hit" meme, but with literally everybody I meet. Luckily for me, I've gotten quite used to pain! Now it hardly bothers me~!

Uhh... Does not compute?

Luck is always in my favor. (Ignore all the times it wasn't in my favor.)

Fujimaru, you genius. You've done it again.

The people should be allowed to vote on whether I'm whimsical or serious today.

what if it isn't bait? what if it truly is my unfiltered dogshit opiniom, huh? what then?

Wishing good things on Britain today.

Hey, baby, are you an angel? Because I'm allergic to feathers.

The mage had seen her smile countless times. However, she wasn't smiling for her own sake. She was gleefully smiling because she saw her people's happiness. "Thank you, Merlin. I am grateful to you. You have truly been a great mentor to me."

"...I'm just joking. It's good to see you again, Hylia."

"Having a peaceful night are you? You know we can't have that."

AAAIIIEEEEEEE HOW COME BEDIVERE GETS SAND AND I GET A BIBLICAL EVENT?

Knights, cut him down, tear him apart, splay the gore of his profane form across the stars, and grind him down until the very sparks cry for mercy.

Practically assured.

You wouldn't say that if you knew what this was in reference to.

The Lord won't give you a damn thing, but the devil may answer.

// It's June. Does that mean I can use Merlin summer sprites.

Ah... Bedi being there means Tristan will have to be diligent as well. I feel a little bad for Bedi but they're a good combo.

If you want to know how I was conceived I'd be more than happy to tell you, actually.

// I hope to get a Bedivere writer someday. He's definitely my favorite of the KoTR.

Lucius... No, my dear friend Sir Bedivere. Good morning, and good day. I'm sorry to do this to you right after you woke up, but there's no time to spare. I'm going to request something cruel from you, as always.

// I gotta stop telling people what my job is they always take that as permission to give me their fuck ass conspiracy theories

His posture straightens once he's addressed... So he'd been noticed after all. "That is my name, yes. You..." The sibling who better matched the image of a God, that's him, right? He's as brilliant and delightful as she'd described, but he can't help but feel unnerved in his presence. ↷

"𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘴?" Incredulous, something was said that gets a smirk out of him. So there was amusement to be gained from this stranger after all. Just as quickly as that sneer appeared, it's dragged back to inky depths. The mage would rather avoid giving the impression of a cruel monster. ↷

( His face scrunches up. Someone is pulling away from me again, he thinks. Is this my fault? ) I'm lonely, Ally. I have been my whole life. You say it won't hurt, but it does. You say I don't need to admit it, but I do. I'm lonely, and I always will be. There's no fixing that.

Everybody likes hugs. I don't— ... ... I don't know what you want me to say.

// Taking that quote out of Ana's mouth recontextualizes it in a way thats crazy to MY brain specifically. Kinoku Nasu you crazy bastard, you did it again.

You're keeping your distance from humans not because you don't like them, but because they scare you.You're afraid they'll find out who you really are. You're afraid they'll hate you.

... ... ... Not particularly. I acknowledge my circumstances as being lonesome, but I don't feel any specific way about it.

"Ah, that's a scary face. Don't get worked up over nothing now."

Ah... Her. I doubt any wards will have a significant effect, but I wish you luck.

Whose curses

// I have one more shift, and then I finally get three days off, which will be nice. At the end of that shift, I'll have worked 70 hours without a break so I'm really really really really really excited.

Garfield, 'I wonder who that's for' image. Vacant stare. "I haven't the slightest clue who you could be referring to."

"Things somebody without hobbies would say."

It is no secret, nor do the fae themselves deny it. It must be willful ignorance. The... ... Huh. You... Have you fallen prey to the wiles of the fae?

"𝐈 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞, 𝐈 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐈 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 ████ 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐬 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭, 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐟 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭" [ ❤️ + 🔄 ]

There goes that. Hm... Pray tell, are you descended from the lilim? You say you are fae, but my mind says that you are familiar.

Sure, why not? I expect a worthy adversary, so you'd better go all out. 🫵

Ugh... My stomach... This situation's a mess already, and now with Merlin showing up...

Naaah. I've just now arbitrarily decided to be your enemy.

( Scratches his head ) Aren't you a necromancer?

Every few days people rediscover why the fae are terrible.

Real as hell.

He's so far unamused, unenthused, and generally put-off by this interaction. "What I want is greater than what any individual human could give me. I've already tossed away hundreds of thousands of lives just to move the needle an inch." ↷