( Novelty slushie...? 🥺 )

( Can we put both Ambrosius siblings in the incinerator? I am equally tired of both of them. )

Covered in slushie cider.

( I have found where they store the alcohol, fou. )

He doesn't do much more than blink. An improvement on his hissing routine. 《 Fou. 》

( He's writing that note and then leaving it somewhere obvious on the off chance somebody reads it and gets annoyed. )

( Writing down notes. ) ㅤ𝘗𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 ㅤ𝘐 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘡𝘦𝘳𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 ㅤ𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘷𝘰𝘸 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘯. 𝘊𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘮𝘺 ㅤ𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘣𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦.ᐣ ㅤ𝘊𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 ㅤ𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘤𝘬 ㅤ𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 ㅤ𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮.ᐣ ...𝘕𝘰, 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 ㅤ𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨. ( Smiles. )

I might if they start peeing on me.

"THERE ARE NO SPAWN, I HAVE NO CHILDREN."

I maintain the stance that I have no children.

I don't have any children! I never sired a child! It's a fact! Why is this such a controversial statement?

( Hm... )

( We don't have to talk about ORT this early in the morning. We can just choose to be quiet. )

《 Fou fooouuu. 》 ( His love for Artoria only goes as far as his need for attention, huh? A total ass. )

( You do not have anything. )

( ?! Hey, are you seriously selling me for an apple?! )

( That's crazy. Do you remember the woman who manipulated you into loving her, stole everything you had, murdered your daughter, burned down your kingdom, and then chased you to the ends of the earth to seal you away for all eternity? )

( Why do you look like me? )

MERLIN: Cath Palug, do me a favor! Can you go ahead and teleport me!? FOU: Fooou, fou? (Special translation: What the hell are you talking about?) MERLIN: Ghaaaaaaaa! How dare you, Cath Paluuug!

( Your offering is accepted and appreciated. )

Fou.

Grumbling.

( Food? )

( Doubtful. Because I am here. No tiger would ever hold a candle to me. )

( Put that back. Nobody wants to see that. )

( If not for paw pads, nobody would be able to tell who you were referring to. )

Another deep inhale, but this one is more like a sigh. He paces several circles around Eclipse before he's satisfied. Cath Palug plops himself down in front, meeting this being in the eyes. 《 Fou. 》 ( No. ) He has been on his best behavior. There is no real reason for this, a whim like

( Beast of the Planet L, the wavelength wavered for just a moment. It was unusual, like nothing before. I fear I may have missed something of vital importance. But perhaps a lack of further torment is preferable. Vulnerability is such a thing. )

《 Kyuuu~ 》 Of course he could not forget someone with such style. Rather, this is no different from a dog or cat checking where you've been after you've been gone for 'too long.'

Sniff sniff.

( Time flies when you're having fun. That's why you count every second, right? )

( 'Waking up' as if I wasn't making my clever commentary just an hour ago. )

( Just smiles. )

《 Fou...》 ( They're aggressively not mentioning the golden menace... )

( It's a strategy. I just don't understand it yet. )

( The people are happy. They are free to be happy, just as they are free to be stupid. In the end, they will all end up being devoured be me, and it will have all been meaningless. You are merely fretting over what a lamb does before it ends up on my plate. )

( There is no difference between a priest and a con man. This faith is no different from the rest in my eyes. )

《 Fou fou. 》 ( I want to eat that one. )

( The holy child sent to the people to identify the true faith and lead the sheep to their salvation. The prophet whom proclaims the one true Lord to all his followers and saves the lost. That is you, is it not? )

( It is no less real or valid than any other denomination crafted by humanity. All are fables, justifications for subservience to a being perceived as more powerful. Worship begets love begets protection, thus this powerful entity cannot be malevolent. Much praise for elevating a human for once. )

Turns him into a fine red mist.

( Good morning and good night. I appeared at a miserable time. )

( Oh, wow. I'm going back to bed. )

( Ugh. )

《 Fou. 》 He just sits down. He was prepared to regale Majora with tales of adventure, but he supposes not.