Do not be afraid.

If people are mean to you, kill them. Very soon you will find that nobody treats you cruelly.

A proper mage would be more suited to answering this question. But it seems like the nearest one is out of commission.

There is nothing to say.

To speak with others from far away lands? I see now why the name has caught on. It's a cruel joke, but... ... No, if I started using it too, he would surely get mad at me. Nevermind. Thank you for explaining.

The name "wifi" is starting to spread. I'm worried about Gil's mental health.

Thank you for sharing. I think highly of you and your opinion, and will treasure this statement forever.

Thank you for sharing. Your words and opinion have no value, so I am now discarding them.

Captain Nemo is a very cynical person.

Try not to end up in Xibalba. ( Said as if he has any agency over this. )

It is a bad mystery. Poorly hidden. Do better.

No, I sense the fact is you are merely a divinity. It pours off of you like smoke. You have been to hell and back because your existence is an anomaly, that is all.

If Ereshkigal wins, come find me in Kur. We can play games together.

Taking casual trips to the underworld is not something any normal person does.

I was going to say something reassuring like, "Surely not you, as you're the image of a benevolent person." But I think several underworld deities are calling dibs on your soul. It may be possible to be too good of a person, such that you end up in hell anyway.

I wish this were true.

I cannot tell you what normal friend activities are. Me, specifically. I do not have a good frame of reference.

You were hosed down. That is a punishment. She is your handler.

Your handler is bragging about you.

Usually that's a one way trip.

I hope it is a pleasant experience for you.

Maybe some of you are going to hell.

Yes? What else could I have been offering? There is only one meaning for the word cake.

I see. Like searching through the internet. That must be strange. ( They offer, very reluctantly, their plate of cake. Not a drop of icing to be found. )

Everybody was craving sweets. I am being generous.

( Staring blankly at him ) Why would I be afraid of a gun?

I see... I was ignorant to the depths of human cuisine... How could I have not known? Yes, this cake is sweet. Not terribly so, but I enjoy that about it.

... ( After a long pause, they lower their hand. ) You are surprisingly difficult to scold. I understand the sentiment. There is little that I can say, besides nobody would ask such a thing of you. It is difficult to internalize, when you feel as though your purpose is engraved within your blood.

Do you know of many cakes that are not sweet?

Siduri says I have food aggression. This is not true. I have shared half a slice of cake and a strawberry today.

............... Butter cake.

( Said in a way that sounds like they're being electrocuted ) Would anyone like a slice of my cake

Hardwired? So it's like a 'natural prey' sort of situation? Don't worry, if a 'natural predator' can overcome its instincts, then there is hope for you. As long as you at least try to live a long life, I can let it slide.

I hope you are not that stubborn.

I am concerned for your wellbeing. Until you begin to value your life, I will continue to bonk you. The bonks will gradually increase in intensity.

It is no threat.

You too will be bonked.

( Bonks her on the head ) Cease at once.

Hold still.

( Scoops everything on the table into their mouth with one arm. Plates and everything. )

Being eaten, I suppose.

Why is that?

// fuck I shouldnf have said that word

I was not aware this was such a taboo.

I would like to eat the fur. ... Is fur a strange thing?

I agree. Wasting food is bad. The whole thing must be consumed.

⠀     𝘓𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘺 𝘮𝘦! 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘮𝘦, 𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝙂𝙞𝙡𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙝!! 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦, 𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘋𝘐𝘌!!! ⠀      〔 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘽𝙇𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙎𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙊𝙁 𝙇𝙀𝙂𝙀𝙉𝘿 〕

I have never tried to eat a spirit before. They are quite incorporeal, so I am uncertain how I would approach such a thing.

I was told to stop eating strange things. I believe a fox spirit is considered a strange thing.

I don't know about that one.